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"The best argument against monarchy is a five-minute conversation with the average royal." - Don Carlos (written by Friedrich Schiller)

By Don Carlos are we talking about King Juan Carlos?

Anyway:

"It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

Macbeth, about Batman v Superman

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By Don Carlos are we talking about King Juan Carlos?

No, this one. 'Don Carlos' is pretty unambiguously that Carlos in Germany, probably because of Schiller's play, but I guess it isn't in other languages?

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"Nobody fucks with the Jesus." - Slogan of the Spanish Inquisition

"I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos." - Joseph McCarthy

"Brevity is the Soul of Wit" - Fidel Castro

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No, this one. 'Don Carlos' is pretty unambiguously that Carlos in Germany, probably because of Schiller's play, but I guess it isn't in other languages?

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"Nobody fucks with the Jesus." - Slogan of the Spanish Inquisition

"I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos." - Joseph McCarthy

"Brevity is the Soul of Wit" - Fidel Castro

Evidentially not. On that note.

"Good god, Phillip II was a douche."

-blah the Prussian. Oh wait that's real.

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"I shall return"- Friedrich Paulus after the Battle of Stalingrad

"Oh yeah! Look at ya! You was talking all that good shit a second ago! Then you got KICKED IN YO CHEST! YOU eat a dick, n****, YOU eat a dick!"-Isoroku Yamamoto after the Attack on Pearl Harbor.

"This isn't even my final form!"-Frieza, Dragon Ball Z

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I've been watching a bit too much Drunk History so I have mountains this silly nonsense

"SIC SEMPER TYRA-AAAAAH FUCK! MY LEG!"- John Wilkes Booth, shortly after killing Abraham Lincoln

"You know, there's a good chance that I'm gonna die from doing this. Eh, whatever. YOLO"- Marie Curie, 1933

"Oh shit, we're fucked"- The forgotten entry from Anne Frank's diary, written on the 4th of August, 1944 (this one might be in bad taste though)

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"Ask not what your country can do for you — ask what you can do for your country." - Kim Jong-un

"BRAAAINS" - Jesus, at Easter

"It is from their foes, not their friends, that countries learn the lesson of building high walls." - Donald Trump

"To every action there is always opposed a bigger reaction." - Donald Trump

"You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word." - National Rifle Association

"Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win." - Hillary Clinton

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