DefaultBeep Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 185 I feel like I'm just reading a bunch of Laffy Taffy wrappers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackc2 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 186 I know a really good one but I just can't remember it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefaultBeep Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Wow, looking up Laffy Taffy jokes gives some terrible results. And by terrible, I mean they're not of any sort of quality. I'm still gonna quote some of them though. What has 10 letters and starts with gas? Spoiler An automobile. 187 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 188 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackc2 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 189 Whats green and will kill you if it gets stuck in your teeth? Spoiler A tractor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefaultBeep Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 What did the moon say to the sun during the eclipse? Spoiler Sun, your father and I want to talk to you about your performance in school. Your grades have been slipping, and your teacher says that you don't seem as Bright as you used to be. That one was mine. Hence the stupid puns. 190 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackc2 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 (edited) Three men walked into a bar... You'd think one of them would have seen it. 191 Edited November 1, 2017 by Mackc2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefaultBeep Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 How did the squirrels and the nobles settle their dispute? Spoiler They made a Tree Tea. 192 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 (edited) Why did Buddha go to the Orthodontist's? Spoiler To transcend dentalism. 193 Edited November 1, 2017 by Interdimensional Observer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefaultBeep Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Why did the chicken cross the road? Spoiler Because the road made fun of his haircut. 194 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingle Jangle Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Why are ghosts bad liars? 195 Spoiler Because you can see right through them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackc2 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 (edited) One day a chicken walks into a library and borrows a book a few minutes later it come in again and borrows another one and after the third time this happens the librarian gets curious and follows the chicken to find him travelling to a pond to meet a frog. "Book" the chicken said "Read it" The frog responds. 196 Edited November 1, 2017 by Mackc2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 An Irishman, a Scotsman, a blonde, a rabbi, and a horse walk into a bar. The bartender states "What? Is this some sort of joke?" What have I started? 197. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Rex Glacies said: An Irishman, a Scotsman, a blonde, a rabbi, and a horse walk into a bar. The bartender states "What? Is this some sort of joke?" What have I started? 197. I am 3 of those, kinda. 198 17 minutes ago, Mackc2 said: One day a chicken walks into a library and borrows a book a few minutes later it come in again and borrows another one and after the third time this happens the librarian gets curious and follows the chicken to find him travelling to a pond to meet a frog. "Book" the chicken said "Read it" The frog responds. I don't get it. Why is it called Oncology? Spoiler Because you're on call all the time. Edited November 1, 2017 by Rezzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefaultBeep Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 What did the runaway book say when the librarian finally found it? Spoiler "I don't want to be a part of this relationship anymore! You never care about what I want to do, you're always thinking of your shelf!" 199 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackc2 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Is your refrigerator running? Spoiler You'd better go catch it. 200 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefaultBeep Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 What's Rex Glacies' favorite skill in Heroes? Spoiler Brash Assault, so he can make a double post fact when the forum is damaged! 201 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackc2 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Why was there a line up at the graveyard? Spoiler Because People where just dying to get in 202 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Two muffins were in an oven. One said to the other "Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?" The other turned to him and said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" 2 minutes ago, Mackc2 said: Why was there a line up at the graveyard? Reveal hidden contents Because People where just dying to get in 202 *were. People didn't need to be capitalized either. 203. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefaultBeep Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 What do you call a horse that doesn't do anything except sleep next to your house? Spoiler A neigh-bore! 204 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackc2 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Rex Glacies said: Two muffins were in an oven. One said to the other "Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?" The other turned to him and said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" *were. People didn't need to be capitalized either. 203. Dammit Rex stop correcting me. There where three french cats participating in a race across a river, one was called 'un' the next was called 'deux' and the third was called 'trois'. Un was the first cat across and shortly later Deux arrived too, many minutes passed and the last cat was nowhere to be seen, why? Spoiler Because Trois quatre cinq 205 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 A rubber band was confiscated in algebra class yesterday. It was a weapon of math disruption. 206. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefaultBeep Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 (edited) What did the teacher say when the school had an infestation of bees? Spoiler "I'm sure they could've gotten an A if they had just applied themselves." 207 @Rex Glacies I'm very impressed that you ninja'd me with another school joke. Edited November 1, 2017 by DefaultBeep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackc2 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 What do you call a fly with no wings? Spoiler Its still a fly, it just doesn't have wings 208 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 I don't know if Beep's jokes are funny or just bad. What do you get if you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic? Spoiler Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog. 209. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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