Oguma Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 (edited) You guys ask, and I'll edit them into this post. Q:What's your favourite hobby? A: Playing Hockey. Q:What are your last name and what's your street address in what city/town and in what state/country A: Last: Filber Address: 7550 Marksmith Avenue. City/Town: Currently: Eastern Vancouver Country: Canada Q: What's your favourite video game? A: I dunno, I guess I'll say Fire Emblem or Tales Series Q: What's your credit card number? A: 0100 1101 0010 1011 0010 Q: what is 2+2? A: OVER 9000 Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: I dunno. \(o.O)/ Q: What is your panties colour? A:TRAP. I dun ware panties. Edited October 27, 2008 by Ooglybear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deity Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 What is your favorite hobby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Deity Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 What are your last name and what's your street address in what city/town and in what state/country Yeah, like he/she is gonna answer that. :D He/she might, with made up info. ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Meteor Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 (edited) What is your credit card number Edited October 27, 2008 by Meteor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 You guys ask, and I'll edit them into this post.Q:What's your favourite hobby? A: Playing Hockey. Q:What are your last name and what's your street address in what city/town and in what state/country A: Last: Filber Address: 7550 Marksmith Avenue. City/Town: Currently: Eastern Vancouver Country: Canada I bet you're lying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deity Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 What is your favorite videogame? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oguma Posted October 27, 2008 Author Share Posted October 27, 2008 I bet you're lying. Holy crap- should have thought of that. Ehh. I'm too lazy to edit it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deity Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Lol, so that means you are gonna leave us hanging, huh? ^^ Never trust an elf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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noremaC Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 (edited) how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Edited October 27, 2008 by Yogurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Woodchucks Chucking WoodThis is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds. Some say it depends on three factors: * The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood. * The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood. * The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood. Others say: * He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. * If he could chuck wood, the woodchuck would chuck as much as he could! * A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. * A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that the woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. * If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood. * If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then s/he'd chuck all the wood, s/he'd chuck and chuck and chuck and chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. * It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks. * One quarter of a sycamore if you give him a quarter for every quarter of the sycamore he cut. * It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game. * Some maintain that woodchucks could not and would not chuck wood at all. * It depends on how good his dentures are! * A woodchuck, would chuck, as much wood, as a woodchuck, could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood. But unfortunately, woodchucks do not chuck wood. * About 5.72 fluid litres of wood * About as many boards as the Mongol hoards would hoard if the Mongol hordes did hoard boards. * Um....... 23???? * Tons. More than you can count. Honestly. No one can chuck more would than a woodchuck. * If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it. * Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly. * Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood. Source: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_much_wood_co...ould_chuck_wood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oguma Posted October 27, 2008 Author Share Posted October 27, 2008 wat. Also; I smell a trap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical CC Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 what is your panties colore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oguma Posted October 27, 2008 Author Share Posted October 27, 2008 what is your panties colore? TRAP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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