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CLASS IS IN SESSION!!!

<Masu|In_denial> WOMEN

<Masu|In_denial> THEY GOTS BREASTS

<CGV> *gets popcorn*

<Masu|In_denial> AND WHEN THEY HAVE BABIES

<Wist> Volke is not a woman.

<CGV> no he is not...

<Masu|In_denial> MILK SHOOTS OUT OF THEM FOR A FEW WEEKS TO FEED THE BABIES(or husbands depending on how twisted they are)

<CGV> haha

<CGV> *drinks soda*

<Wist> -_____-

<emeraldfox_09> ?

<Masu|In_denial> THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A SPECIAL PLUG PUT INTO THeIR "SOCKETS"

<CGV> oooh really

<Masu|In_denial> AND IF THE GUY PUTS............"ELECTRICITY" IN IT

<CGV> *takes notes*U

<Masu|In_denial> THE GIRL GETS A BIG TUMMY

<Masu|In_denial> AND THROWS UP ALOT

<Masu|In_denial> AND SCREAMS AND WHINES AT YOU

<Masu|In_denial> FOR USUALLY 9 MONTHS

<CGV> damn

<Masu|In_denial> THEN A BABY COMES OUT OF IT

<Masu|In_denial> AND IT HURTS THEM I GUESS CUZ THEY SCREAM ALOT

<Wist> WTF NO WAY!

<Masu|In_denial> AND THEY'RE CONFUSING AS FUCK

<CGV> damn

<Masu|In_denial> "Its nothing"

<Masu|In_denial> LOL BULLSHIT

<CGV> teach me more sensai

<CGV> how do i get one of these.. women

<Masu|In_denial> THATS "OH I HAVE A PROBLEM ALRIGHT"

<Wist> Sears?

<Masu|In_denial> WELL THAT DEPENDS

<Masu|In_denial> THERE ARE DARK ALLEYS

<Masu|In_denial> WITH A PURPLE DOORS AT THE END

<CGV> haha

<Masu|In_denial> AND IF UR OLD ENOUGH

<Masu|In_denial> YOU CAN PAY TO GET A WOMAN FOR A FEW MINUTES

<Masu|In_denial> BUT THATS NOT COOL}

<Masu|In_denial> yOU HAVE TO GO THOUGH HELL AND BACK

<Wist> Or order one from a foreign country.

<Masu|In_denial> TO GET A WOMAN TO BE WITH YOU FOR LIFE

<CGV> wont you get std's sensai?

<Masu|In_denial> OR IMPORT ONE

<Masu|In_denial> YES YOU WILL

<Masu|In_denial> THATS WHY

<emeraldfox_09> ...

<Masu|In_denial> WHEN PLUGGING YOURSLEF INTO WOMEN

<Masu|In_denial> ALWAYS WEAR A SOCK

<Masu|In_denial> XD

<CGV> haha!

<CGV> I will sensai!

<Masu|In_denial> LIKE I TELL RAVEN AND FOX AT MY HOTEL

<emeraldfox_09> I don't see how it's funny....

<CGV> Rock Lee: I will make you proud sensai!

<Wist> sensei*

<CGV> it is funny Efox

<CGV> wait, you're a girl arent you?

<Masu|In_denial> "Raven dont forget your socks! ANd Fox dont forget to eat your "sweet tarts!""

<Masu|In_denial> no

<Masu|In_denial> hes a dude

<Masu|In_denial> OK

<CGV> oh

<Masu|In_denial> CONTINUING

<CGV> making sure

<CGV> ok

<Masu|In_denial> MAKE SURE THE GIRL EATS HER "SWEET TARTS"

<Masu|In_denial> SO YOU DONT GET BABIES

<Masu|In_denial> IF YOU DONT WANT THEM

<Masu|In_denial> Lets see what else is there to know..............

<Wist> Alcohol must be involved.

<CGV> *writes down sweet tarts*

<Masu|In_denial> OH YAH

<Dragonblader1> They're not sweet tarts

<Masu|In_denial> CANDY IS DANDY

<CGV> yes they are!

<Dragonblader1> They're special mints for adults

<AngelOfDeath> MIRACLE WHIPS

<AngelOfDeath> STRAWBERRY LEMONADE

<AngelOfDeath> BACK TO HW, KTHXBAI

<Dragonblader1> Adrian Monk said so

<Masu|In_denial> BUT LIQUOR IS QUICKER IF YOU WANNA PLUG A WOMAN FAST

<Dragonblader1> So it's true

<Wil> tons and tons of liquor.

<Wil> Some women have high tolerance.

<Fireman> Remember kids.

<Fireman> "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."

<Dragonblader1> DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE

<Fireman> My 9th grade English teacher taught us that.

<Fireman> She was hilariously awesome.

<Wist> ohmy.gif

<CGV> I just might sg that fireman

<Wist> Is this in the US?

<Dragonblader1> So now, about Rita

<CGV> sig*

<Masu|In_denial> Ok GUYS

<Masu|In_denial> SOMEONE

<Masu|In_denial> TAKE THIS WHOLE CONVO

<Doom103> lol i wrote a marisa mia support

<Masu|In_denial> AND MAKE A TOPIC CALLED "MASU TEACHES ABOUT WOMEN"

<Masu|In_denial> XD

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*is banging lyre and mia*

so....how was your day CGV?

boring. I ditched accouting today after the first half. OH! I started reading pretty face. It's pretty funny

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boring. I ditched accouting today after the first half. OH! I started reading pretty face. It's pretty funny

accounting?

nice...nice...

*pulls lyres hair*

anything weird go on lately?

also:

WHAT THE HELL FOX??? THIS IS MAN LAND!!!

Edited by Gatrie: Guns of Black Ice
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accounting?

nice...nice...

*pulls lyres hair*

anything weird go on lately?

not all. my life is pretty dull. you?

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