Metal Rabbit Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 I approve of that last one. Although the only pants I'd try to get into are Fox's and Kiryns. Im still unsure about Ilyana's sex. >_> *touches kiryn's butt* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 You weren't looking, were you? I just stepped out of the way, I have no idea who you're touching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Lawlz, Metal Rabbit is touching Fireman's butt. Ooh look, Fireman is putting Peshkatz by Metal Rabbit's neck. Oops, Metal Rabbit's head popped off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 tsk tsk, thats what he gets... MR was just trying to get in Ilyana's pants in my episode that makes all three! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Ah, but such is life ^_^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 The new guys... Coolguyvaters: ok everyone, welcome to SF! I am your leader, coolguyvaters. While the others are on a top secret mission (that will probably be revealed in a soon-to-come episode) I'll just introduce myself to you and get to know you a bit. *looks at raven* Raven? what are you doing here? aren't you in the sitcom? Raven: I don't think so... Coolguyvaters: Oh.... uh, well I thought you were. Well at least i know what class you are. *looks at next person* So what's your name? Black Knight: Black Kight, sir! Coolguyvaters: (This guy sounds familiar for some reason...) uh, black knight, huh? alright, welcome to SF! what's your class Black Knight: take a wild geuss... Coolguyvaters: hmmm... good point. Ok, wat's your name? Nightmare: *in a very LOW voice* It's nightmare... because I like nightmares... Coolguyvaters: ok... well, welcome to SF! just remember that first impressions are always good to keep in mind Nightmare: nightmares are in the mind... Coolguyvaters: uh huh.... anyway... (weird)... what's your name? Feaw: I'm feaw! how's it going? Coolguyvaters: well, good, thanks for asking. And what class might you be? Feaw: Well, since I'm a fna of Kieran, I'm an Axe Paladin Coolguyvaters: Sweet, another mounted unit, we could use more of those. Alrght, welcome to SF. And who might you be? Creeping Shadow: I'm creeping shadow! I'm a Dark Sage! Coolguyvaters: alright! someone with dark magic! very nice. Are you uh, *quietly* weird like that other guy? Creeping Shadow: no... Coolguyvaters: ok good, one fireman is enough. Izuka? haven't you been here a while? Izuka: yes, but i took a much needed break, but i'm back for time being Coolguyvaters: that's good to know. Well, you all seem like a good addition to the team. When the rest of the team gets back, you'll get to know them too! Now... I must go to my room, please do not disturb me. If you have any questions, ask Raven because he has been here a while. *goes to room* What the... where are my magazines? Metal Rabbit: very nice... wow I like that... oooooh, gotta have THAT Coolguyvaters: Metal Rabbit!!!! what the hell are you doing with my magazines!!! Metal Rabbit: these aren't yours. This is a list of cool weapons you can have forged. What magazines are you looking for? Coolguyvaters: uhhh, they're very... private. They contain information on the new guys... Metal Rabbit: oh, no I haven't seen them Coolguyvaters: damn, ok let me know if you find them *leaves* Metal Rabbit: i'll let you know! *takes out the REAL magazines* Sweet.......... new guys, if you dont like your class, i can change it, just tell me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 What if they don't wanna be killed over and over again due to everyone who writes these things being a douche? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 then write your own in which you kill all of us. simple as that! :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 What if they don't wanna be killed over and over again due to everyone who writes these things being a douche? i take it you are talking about me, but i dont exactly know what you're getting at... i'm just trying to put the newbies in the sitcom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 What if they don't wanna be in the sitcom because they don't know how long they will stay here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted April 24, 2008 Author Share Posted April 24, 2008 What if they never even stumble across this page? Fireman: Hey, Izuka. You had an awesome role in the last sitcom episode. Izuka: Holy shit...........take mushrooms!!! I was in a sitcom?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 well i thought i'd give tham a chance... I needed ideas for and episode, plus it generates a good idea for an episode on what everyone else was doing (HINT FUCKING HINT) plus, i dont think raven's been in an episode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 well i thought i'd give tham a chance... I needed ideas for and episode, plus it generates a good idea for an episode on what everyone else was doing (HINT FUCKING HINT)plus, i dont think raven's been in an episode Give the reason Hika was Bianchi's servant but is now a mercenary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 you should write an episode about that. have fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 I thik I will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 I was originally a mercenary and then Bianchi's servant and now a mercenary again though. None of this makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 tell me what you want and I will stick to it (dont know about the others) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 I'll come up with a reason. I'm good at stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Alright, I'm following up on a really stupid plotline that stuck in my head today. Consider it a side-story or something. It's very stupid and not worth reading. Enjoy anyway though. Vincent: Ah... Finally some peace and quiet. Distracting those morons was a cinch... -1 hour earlier- Vincent: Hey guys... Coolguyvaters: Hey Vincent! How are you! Vincent: *Twitch* Fine... Hey, listen. I heard there was a Mudkip stuck in a tree on the other side-- Coolguyvaters: A MUDKIP!? STUCK IN A TREE!? WE MUST HELP IT!!! Everyone! Pack your bags, we're gonna save a small defenseless creature! Everyone: OH NOES! *Everyone runs off to find the Mudkip.* Vincent: Well... That was easy. I should do this more often. -Present Time- Vincent: Ah... This is the life... *Sips lemonade* ???: Who's there? Vincent: You gotta be... Dammit guys, don't you have a Mudkip to save!? ???: What in blazes is a Mudkip? Vincent: My god, that's the most intelligent thing I've heard anyone say in this forest. Who are you? Come on out. A mysterious, yet familiar figure emerges from the bushes. Reyson: My name is Reyson, prince of the Serenes Forest. Might I ask what you are doing here... Vincent: ...Oh, crap. Meanwhile, in the depths of the forest. Hikarusa: It's no use... Kiryn and I have been searching the sky for days and we've seen no Mudkip! Zephrion: But... We've only been out here for an hour. Metal Rabbit: Well keep searching man, we cannot abandon a Mudkip in need! Fox: How did a Mudkip find it's way into the forest anyway? Coolguyvaters: Dunno, but Vincent would never lie to us, right? Kiryn: ... Hikarusa: ... Zephrion: ... Metal Rabbit: ... Fox: ... Fireman: ... Kiryn: Woah, Fireman! Where did you come from!? Fireman: Nowhere. I found your Mudkip by the way. *Tosses Metal Rabbit a Pokemon* Metal Rabbit: This isn't a Mudkip, it's a Shiny Darkrai. Fireman: My mistake. These "Pokemon" all look the same to me. *Lethalities* Metal Rabbit: ._. Hikarusa: Wow. And here I though Vincent was just being a jackass and sending us off on a wild goose chase to get rid of us for a few hours... Fireman: He was. I got this...thing from the zoo in Begnion. Do you know they charge 1000 Gold for admission? It's extortion, even by my standards! Coolguyvaters: That dastard! He shall know the true meaning of pain! Nobody pretends that a Mudkip is in danger... Kiryn: Careful now... This is Vincent we're talking about! Who knows what kind of crazy divine powers he has! Vincent suddenly runs past, screaming at the top of his lungs. Vincent: Help! A crazed Heron's trying to kill me!!! Zephrion: ...Is that one of them? Fox: The Heron Screech of Death? Everyone: Wow... Reyson shows up from the bushes. Reyson: What!? There are more of you!? Out of my forest! You think I will just stand by and let you heretics ravage Serenes!? Hikarusa: ...Yes? Reyson: No. Now leave this place, else I must resort to violence. Coolguyvaters: ...Bwahahahaahaha!!! Oh, that's hilarious! I'll humor you though, come on. One free hit, for the hell of it! Reyson: If that is what you wish... *Equips Urvan* Coolguyvaters: ...What the fu-- Reyson: -Sol- -Luna- -Astra- Coolguyvaters: Okay, seriously, what the crap is with that!? *Dies* Reyson: Well, this is going to leave a mess... I'm never going to get these Kool-Aid stains off the carpet. Zephrion: ...Can someone kindly explain to me what the hell just happened? Fox: Coolguyvaters got axed in the head by a Heron with a legendary weapon and skills that a Heron couldn't possibly learn. Zephrion: Ah. That's what I thought had happened, until I realized that it doesn't make ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER!!! Kiryn: Calm down... I'm sure we'll revive him...somehow. Reyson: Does anyone have any Mr. Clean? Metal Rabbit: Wait, can't Fireman just Lethality this guy and be done with it? Fireman: Can't. He has Nihil. Fox: How do you know? Reyson: How about some paper towels. Fireman: Anyone with badass skills like those HAS to have Nihil. Hikarusa: Aha! While you were talking, I somehow stole Urvan! Zephrion: You don't have the Steal skill... Hikarusa: I stole it from Fireman. Zephrion: ...And that makes perfect sense. Reyson: Great, now it's molded into the carpet. Thanks a lot, jackasses. Hikarusa; As I was saying... With the power of this holy weapon, nothing shall stand in my way! Not even you, Metal Rabbit!!! Metal Rabbit: I like pie... Hikarusa: Muahahahahahahahahaha!!! Kiryn: Hey Hikarusa. Hate to interrupt your whole, taking over the world speech, but there's a sword sticking out of your chest. Hikarusa: So there is... *Dies* Zephrion: What a dick. Reyson: Wow, I thought he'd never shut up. *Retrieves sword.* Fox: Is that...Ragnell? Reyson: Why yes. I have Alondite as well. Would you like to see? Zephrion: This...makes...absolutely...no...sense... Ghk! *Dies.* Metal Rabbit: Holy crap! He just killed Zephrion with his MIND! Fireman: Uh... I'll be going now... *Disappears* Fox: Well, we're royally screwed. Kiryn: Does anyone have the hacking device he's using? >_> Meanwhile. on some ethereal plain. Coolguyvaters: Well... This sucks. Zephrion: I blame the writers. Hikarusa: I was so close too! Zephrion: Oh, shut up Hikarusa. Always trying to betray us... You used to be cool! Coolguyvaters: It must be the drugs... Hikarusa: Quiet down, I'm plotting! Zephrion: ...So... Wanna go peek in the Girl's Locker Room at the university? Coolguyvaters: Thought you'd never ask. TO BE CONTINUED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 those last two lines.... best evar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Why couldn't I go with Zephrion and CoolGuyVaters.. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Those last two lines were all that made sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Give the reason Hika was Bianchi's servant but is now a mercenary. *runs away faster than you can say plothole* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted April 24, 2008 Author Share Posted April 24, 2008 Here's a filler episode cuz the creator was bored. -while tv surfing- Coolguyvaters: What's on? Zephrion: Dunno. This is Fox Network! Your home for entertainment. Fourth Fox: Hey, they named a channel after me! Kiryn: Let's see what's on the news. -on tv news reoprt- *Metal Rabbit's principal is seen in a low-speed car chase* Reporter in helicopter: Today, we have some breaking news. Metal Rabbit's principal is in a car chase. He's driving a golf cart at an incredible speed of 15 miles per hour! He's being pursued by 15 police cars going at 50 miles per hour and by 5 helicopters going at 60 miles per hour! Who knows when we may catch him!? -on the highway- MR's principal: You'll never catch me! Hey! Where'd everyone go? *all the police cars are ahead of MR's principal* cop1: Whoops! Went a little too fast. *the 15 police cars slowly back up next to the principal in his golf cart* MR's principal: You'll never take me alive!!! cop1: Who said anything about alive? *cop2 readies a grenade* *MR's principal uses Metal Rabbit as a shield* principal: Step back or the deformed rabbit gets whacked! *MR's principal takes out a shiny mini-golf trophy* Metal Rabbit: I like eggs. *MR waves* cop3: Careful! We must protect that trophy at all costs! cops: Agreed. *Fireman jumps out of nowhere, knocking the principal and MR off the highway* cop4: Holy shit!!! Is the trophy okay?! Fireman: Got it right here. *Fireman hands them the shiny trophy* cop5: Good job, Fireman. On the behalf of the police force, I thank you. Fireman: Ahem. cop5: And your money is in the bank, under the account name, Obama. Fireman: That's all I wanted to hear. *at Metal Rabbit's funeral the next day* Coolguyvaters: Although, we never bothered to recover MR's body, we shall assume that he died a heroic death. Kiryn: Which he didn't, according to the 5:00 news. Fourth Fox: We knew him well... Fireman: He was an odd man. He accomplished near nothing in life. And he died much, much later than we had intended him to. Coolugyvaters: I never did return those magazines... Hikarusa: I wanted to be the one to kill him... Zephrion: I could've sworn a fortune teller said he'd be killed by a tornado. *Metal Rabbit shows up with many cuts* Zephrion: Hey, MR! We were just talking about you... Coolguyvaters: How did you survive? Metal Rabbit: They don't call me Metal Rabbit for nothing. Hikarusa: I thought they called you that because you were always hard "downstairs". Metal Rabbit: True that.... Kiryn: So where were you all last night? Metal Rabbit: I got a blow-job from some adoring fans. Coolguyvaters: Oooohhh....How was it? Metal Rabbit: Painful. They were set to high so the blades cut me everytime I got close and then I got blown away. Coolguyvaters: Oh... That explained the lack of air conditioning in the base last night... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 i lol'd hard XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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