HyperMorian Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 ... gather high mages specialized in advanced biotechnology. She intends to create a weapon that can shoot nature-powered-projectiles and hire an assassin to close in and take a surefire strike to end it all. With her devious plan taking place posthaste the moment she ordered them, now what L'Arachel needs is a capable assassin, who works for unrealistically low price. She browses a list of them in the internet until she finds a willing assassin whose name is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 ...Cicero, a man from the land of Skyrim, who was going to use the money to feed his skooma addiction. However, he messes up, and is killed by an ally of Anarchy by the name of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyperMorian Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 ... Raven, the present wielder of the Basilikos. Hearing of his premature death, L'Arachel deadpans. She flips a table in turn to express her wrath for spending low sum of money only for it to be wasted pointlessly. The thing is because she spent too much wealth on the ongoing project she started just now, avoiding deficit is likely to be of prudence to keep Rausten in its prosperous state. She thinks about hiring another, if actually more competent than the prior, mercenary in the internet, except her purse disagrees with the notion. Desperate, L'Arachel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted January 27, 2018 Author Share Posted January 27, 2018 ...starts ranting about the land of Stromez Zorn for no reason. Out of confusion, Jaffar comes up and offers his services for no reason. So L'Arachel then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 ...hires him, but plans to have him watched from a distance by Hawkeye, to determine whether or not he can be trusted. As Jaffar has been playing to much Hitman: No Subtitle lately, he aims to earn the Silent Assassin rank when taking out the community service lawnmower gang, completely forgeting the acceptable breaks from reality that game has. However, he is anticlimactically knocked out and put in a wood-chipper by an assassin sent to assassinate the assassin that was sent to assassinate... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle-Flora Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 ...Dorcas' wife Natalie. Oh man, he is so freaking cruel! How could he?! She's the one woman Dorcas loves and he just straight up kills her! Wow. Just wow. To take revenge on the murder, Dorcas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyperMorian Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 ... grabs up his Tomahawk and strolls in the woodlands to find the assassin, aimlessly. However, Barst spots and challenges him into a woodcutting contest where if Dorcas wins, he will help Dorcas. Dorcas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle-Flora Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 ...wins the woodcutting challenge. Barst then joins Dorcas on his journey to find the assassin. They eventually run into... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 ...Joshua, as he woke up before they turned on the woodcutter, sparing us from upping the age rating of this thread due to violence (though some topics in this story are NSFW anyway, so it's a wasted effort), and tells the duo that he's been tracking down the assassin that knocked him out, and offers to join them. They don't know (and probably don't care) that he still plans on carrying out his mission for L'Arachel of eradicating the grass cutting gang formed on the previous page. Meanwhile, the assassin sent to assassinate the assassin that killed Natalie realized that, though he succeeded in killing Natalie's killer, he failed to protect her. To cope with this failure he... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle-Flora Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 ...wanted to get a girlfriend. But he was not sure how. But, he knew a solution. To ask someone how to get a girlfriend! To do that, he asked... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 ...Sain, Saul, Luke, and Inigo. After training his Speechcraft skill to level 100, he proceeds to test his newfound techniques on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 ...The Unbeatable Squirrel-Girl! After all, what are the downsides to having an ally with the only Marvel character with stats that surpass Glacatus? (Okay, they're technically tied, but still, that's impressive when you can defeat (and make friends with) the "Devourer of Worlds.") Unfortunately for him, Squirrel-Girl knew all to well about his checkered past, and sent her army of squirrels to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 ...challenge him to a game of checkers. The winner was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 ...the assassin. As Squirrel-girl has finally lost something, the universe implodes. THE END. Unless... 20 minutes ago, Purple Mage said: ...challenge him to a game of checkers. 6 hours ago, Hawkwing said: Unfortunately for him, Squirrel-Girl knew all to well about his checkered past That... is an amazing use of a pun. You deserve a medal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyperMorian Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 ... it happened only in her mind as the assassin sees her slumping down with groaning noises. Unsure of what to do, the assassin moves to the riverside, thinking that he would find another girl to become his girlfriend. There, he finds... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle-Flora Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 ...a cute cleric who was lost and trying to get home. She was kneeling on the ground crying. Not knowing what to do, the assassin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 ...stabbed a nearby wolf. It turns out, the cleric was Genny, and the wolf was trying to eat her because she looked like a sheep. The assassin goes on a date with Genny to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle-Flora Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 (edited) ...the nearby village. Genny wanted to eat some delicious food, so they decided to go do that. They then decided to eat... Edited January 29, 2018 by Miracle-Flora Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 (edited) ...grass, which was her favorite food. Fortunately, ever since Lord Helix set up the Anti-Grass Brigade, all the grass they cut was sent to farmers and restaurants within the domain of Anarchy. So the food they ate was very cheap, with grass being served by the bucket. Meanwhile, Kliff was in a library realm known as Apocrypha, where he was researching on... Edited January 29, 2018 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle-Flora Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 ...Canas. Coincidentally enough, Canas was in the same room reading a book about Kliff. All of a sudden, they bumped into each other and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelaar Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 They started fighting. Apparently, they didn't like the other reading about them. They pulled out their weapons and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 This started playing: (On a serious note, this is the best performed version of this song I've heard so far. If you enjoy classical music, you should really check out the soundtrack.) With Kliff using all the spells from the Elder Scrolls series, and Canas utilizing all 100 spells from Might & Magic, they were about to start an epic mage battle... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 (edited) ...but quickly ran out of magical energy. In Kliff's case (since he was a Valentian mage), he used his HP to cast all of the spells, which led to him fainting. Canas decides to go to another section of the vast archive, while Kliff's body was found by... Edited January 29, 2018 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle-Flora Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 ...Faye, who was desperately searching for Alm. All of a sudden, Faye suddenly bumps into... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 The beautiful Oliver who kills her for lacking beauty Oliver then meets the beautiful... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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