DisobeyedCargo Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 1. Faye is to stay 30 feet from Alm at all times, the stalking is too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatManThree Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 2. Under any circumstances choose the blessed shield over the silver shield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 3. Faye's obsession with Alm is to be in no way encouraged. 4. Genny is to stop hitting on Nomah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 5. Genny is not a sheep. 6. Saber is not a sword. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moblin Major General Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 7. Saber is to be compensated by the treasury. 8. What happened in Thabes stays in Thabes. 9. No, Sonya is not a Witch. Stop spreading rumors, Delthea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatManThree Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 (edited) 10. Deen not wear his hair as if he were Jean Pierre Polnareff. Edited March 6, 2018 by CatManThree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 11. Pitchforks aren't for eating. 12. Flour and raw meat aren't fit for eating either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 13. Kamui may not run off with the treasury whenever a necrodragon appears. He may not stay on the sidelines whenever we fight one, however. 14. Python is not allowed to be in charge of morale duty at any point or time. 15. Valbar is allowed to use his shield as a sandboard (or better yet, just buy him a sandboard) if it will speed up his movement on the desert maps. 16. Silque is not allowed to threaten anyone (except bandits) with her ability to summon dread fighters. 17. Similarly, Genny is not allowed to summon her soldiers for any purpose other than combat. 18. Female mages are now required to wear pants at all times. 19. Training will now commence for sages on how to use their staff and fists for melee combat, so they no longer have to rely solely on magic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 20. No, Clair, you may not b*tch-slap Fernand the next time he is fought. You may, however, fight him normally with your lance. 21. 20 also applies to Berkut, Clive, Mathilda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 22. Kliff, stop smoking weed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 6, 2018 Author Share Posted March 6, 2018 23. Any attempts to sacrifice delthea to Duma will be met with severe punishment 24. No one is to make sexual advances on Delthea. She's 13 you sick fucks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 25. Jesse may recruit mercenaries for his kingdom after the war, not during. 26. Despite the fact that we took it from his cold, dead hands, we may not transform Deens Brave sword into a rapier or any other weapon. Undead exist in this universe, and it would be a bad idea to test whether or not they're the vengeful kind. 27. Kliff, I don't care what your class is, you are not attacking Desaix. The "impailed on a lance" joke will not become a "funny aneurysm" moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 28. Saber may not get Boey drunk again thinking it's funny. Last time he told the maid in Port Zofia "You can be the mage now, baby, I lay down and you blow me up." 29. Mae and Boey's future kids will not be allowed in Zofia Castle, or Rigel Castle, or anywhere else where a huge wildfire wouldn't be appreciated. 30. Do not ask Saber how he lost his eye when he's been drinking, unless you have a few hours to spare. 31. Leon may not watch Rupaul's Drag Race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 (edited) 32. Please do not remind Valbar about his lack of a family 33. Do not bother atlas when he is cutting a tree, Silque is still trying to heal the poor guy. 34. Forsyth is not to be in charge of drills. Yes he's motivated, but he pushed everyone WAY to hard 35. Everyone is to stop blaming Tobin for every little thing Edited March 7, 2018 by DisobeyedCargo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 36. Atlas may not start conversations about gross bugs in the mess hall, last time Celica literally puked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 37. If Valbar initiates the conversation, or if the conversation is respectful, you may sidestep rule 32. 38. Saber may not make pirate/ninja jokes when he becomes a dread fighter. 39. If Kamui class changes into a sage, he may no longer attempt to sheathe his staff like a sword. It just looks like you're trying to hard. 40. Mycen will now be in charge of the stealth training, and he has a lot of explaining to do about how he ninja'd his way across an entire continent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 41. Conrad is also to explain how he ninjaed his way across TWO continents, even with the sages hamlet protectors help. 42. The Draco shield not to be consumed, this is Echoes, not awakening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 43. Mages may not beat archers in archery contests with Sagittae. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 44. Dread fighters are no longer allowed to mimic Jago's or Shadow Jago's Ultra Combos (see below). As awesome as they are, they are the definition of overkill. Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 23 hours ago, DisobeyedCargo said: 24. No one is to make sexual advances on Delthea. She's 13 you sick fucks! 45. If--however--Delthea makes sexual advances on YOU. Then its fair game. 46. Thou shall not shame Sir Clive for being a bottom. 47. If you shame Sir Clive for being a bottom, and if Mathilda takes offense with the business end of her lance, no reprimand shall be given to Mathilda. You were fairly warned not to shame Sir Clive for being a bottom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 (edited) 48. Every Wednesday at noon, the war council shall discuss nasty names to call Jedah in preparation for the next time we fight him. The goal is to make him run away crying to Duma like a big baby. Mae, "purple eggplant butt" is a good start, but the nasty names don't have to involve food. 49. Under no circumstances will Conrad be allowed to watch Batman: The Dark Knight Rises again. Last time he wouldn't stop saying "Noone cared who I was until I put on the mask" for hours. 50. Luthier is not a cat, so stop trying to feed him cat treats, shining a laser pointer at him, and meowing at him. It doesn't matter if he DID swipe at the laser just once. It's mean. He wasn't raised by cats either. This goes double for you, Delthea. He's your brother, not a pet. Edited March 7, 2018 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 4 hours ago, Shoblongoo said: 45. If--however--Delthea makes sexual advances on YOU. Then its fair game. 51. Disregard rule 45, Delthea is 13!! Wait until she's 18 at least guys. 52. However, you may comment on Luthiers mediocre magical abilities. 53. Anyone who makes sexual advances on Delthea is to be put on the watchlist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 2 hours ago, DisobeyedCargo said: 51. Disregard rule 45, Delthea is 13!! Wait until she's 18 at least guys. Age is just a number, unless one is under 18, then jail is just a room. Although maybe Valentia has a younger age of consent? In the book Eragon the title character is considered "a man" at 16 and his cousin was married at that age or maybe 17, just a thought. I do agree that 13 is TOO young though. 54. Don't feed the terrors in the Deliverance hideout, they will keep expecting it and they will start stealing food and attacking people if they don't give it to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 8, 2018 Author Share Posted March 8, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Age is just a number, unless one is under 18, then jail is just a room. Although maybe Valentia has a younger age of consent? In the book Eragon the title character is considered "a man" at 16 and his cousin was married at that age or maybe 17, just a thought. I do agree that 13 is TOO young though. 54. Don't feed the terrors in the Deliverance hideout, they will keep expecting it and they will start stealing food and attacking people if they don't give it to them. Again. 13. 55. Luthier has full right to Excalibur those who make sexual advances on Delthea 56. Gray stop trying to lift the royal sword, your not a noble, your a villager, and Alm needs that Double Lion. Edited March 8, 2018 by DisobeyedCargo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 57. Python may not sneak the food he was feeding the terrors in the Deliverance hideout into Boey's pockets. Seriously, if you keep feeding these things, the Deliverance will be forced to move. 58. Mae has full right to incinerate anyone who nearly makes Boey have a heart attack like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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