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59. On the subject of Boey and Mae, they are to get a room after their arguments. The "making up" is not to be conducted in the bushes outside.

60. Nomah is not to lie to get massages out of the females of the army

61. Atlas is to stop reminding his enemies they can double him when he dodges an attack.

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45 minutes ago, Mad-manakete said:

59. On the subject of Boey and Mae, they are to get a room after their arguments. The "making up" is not to be conducted in the bushes outside.

60. Nomah is not to lie to get massages out of the females of the army

I totally think those two kooky mages would have anger sex like the majority of the time lol. And is that even in character for Nomah?

62. Saber may not have alcohol anywhere near a sacred spring, last time he got so drunk he pissed in the holy water. 

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34 minutes ago, Dragoncat said:

I totally think those two kooky mages would have anger sex like the majority of the time lol. And is that even in character for Nomah?

62. Saber may not have alcohol anywhere near a sacred spring, last time he got so drunk he pissed in the holy water. 

Well it was based off Nomah and Celica's supports. I just see it being how Boey and Mae enjoy their arguments so much.

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4 hours ago, Mad-manakete said:

59. On the subject of Boey and Mae, they are to get a room after their arguments. The "making up" is not to be conducted in the bushes outside.

63.  Addendum to Rule #59:  Boey and Mae are hereby advised that when they are in a tent, and there is an external source of lighting from a nearby campfire, they make shadows.  

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6 hours ago, Shoblongoo said:

 

63.  Addendum to Rule #59:  Boey and Mae are hereby advised that when they are in a tent, and there is an external source of lighting from a nearby campfire, they make shadows.  

OMG lol, those poor kinky mages. Everybody saw their sex.

64. Gray may not try to ride Clair's pegasus, last time he got bucked off and cracked his front teeth and nearly got a concussion.

65. Nor may he try to ride Mathilda's horse, last time he almost got kicked in the nards.

66. Stop feeding Clive's horse sugar cubes, everybody! He's friendly and loves treats, but he's getting fat.

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12 hours ago, Dragoncat said:

OMG lol, those poor kinky mages. Everybody saw their sex.

64. Gray may not try to ride Clair's pegasus, last time he got bucked off and cracked his front teeth and nearly got a concussion.

65. Nor may he try to ride Mathilda's horse, last time he almost got kicked in the nards.

66. Stop feeding Clive's horse sugar cubes, everybody! He's friendly and loves treats, but he's getting fat.

...and suddenly Clive's speed growths make sense.

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1 hour ago, Mad-manakete said:

...and suddenly Clive's speed growths make sense.

OMG that totally wasn't an intended thing. Funny coincidence.

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67. We will buy cooking supplies and start cooking lessons as soon as possible, so that our raw food can be turned into something actually edible.

68. Unless its for it's intended purpose, no one is allowed to even touch the resurrection shrines.

69. While dungeon crawling, feel free to chime in if you have an idea of the solution to a riddle/puzzle. Alm/Celica don't have to solve everything themselves, you know?

70. Any alcoholic beverages will be sold immediately for money. Unless anyone knows how to make a Molotov; then a few bottles will be saved so we can rain fiery death upon our enemies.

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71. Atlas is to stop "splitting the enemy like firewood". It's traumatizing Delthea.

72. Please let our friendly neighbors of Archanea know about the thing we found and killed in Thabes 

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11 minutes ago, Mad-manakete said:

You'd think Palla, Catria and Est would at the least. I can understand Camus/Zeke/Sirius not mentioning it.

Regardless, Archanea has a right to know that we found what is basically a corrupted divine dragon inside of thabes, along with an army of undead.

 

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2 minutes ago, DisobeyedCargo said:

Regardless, Archanea has a right to know that we found what is basically a corrupted divine dragon inside of thabes, along with an army of undead.

 

To be fair, I'm pretty sure the actual Grima fight is considered non-canon, even if the lore behind it's creation is. At least that's what was said in another thread, so I'll go with it as an explanation.

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74. Delthea and Genny are to receive a promotion to the highest rank of the army with immediate effect after killing Duma before he could even react. Seriously, that was awesome!

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75. Mathilda, do not worry about having Clive stolen from you. Rule 51 is still in effect.

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