Dragoncat Posted June 20, 2018 Author Share Posted June 20, 2018 Yeah, milk of magnesia is a laxative @DisobeyedCargo, I had cherry flavored milk of magnesia. Still have some of it, it was a good sized bottle... Current question: Maybe, just avoid the Caerbannog and getting flesh wounds. Do dragons breathe fire when they sneeze? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 If they do, that would cause one hell of a mess during pollen season. What's the opposite of grass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 20, 2018 Author Share Posted June 20, 2018 Ssarg. If a bird mated with a fish, what would the offspring be like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 Nothing. because Fish and Birds are so far apart genetically that there would be no offspring. Why is Tom Hanks one of my favorite actors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 You've either: seen a few good movies of his, or seen Big, Philadelphia, or Forrest Gump Is the kidney a bean-shaped organ, or is the bean a kidney-shaped legume? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 Both. Marco? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 I have a brother named Marco; he’s an asshole. If you could trade family members for $100 each, how many would you choose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 Five. I could use half a G right now for a few things. If peacekeeping forces are so concerned about keeping the peace, why do they use force? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 20, 2018 Author Share Posted June 20, 2018 Because they're hypocrites. Why is Morgan Freeman the voice of God? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 Because Sir David Attenborough is the voice of Earth. Did Chekhov really have a gun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 No, he had a phaser, like everyone on the Enterprise. Can you see me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 No, are you invisible? Have you ever considered naming any of your children after a video game character? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 Yeah, but then I remember Shakespeare. I'm gonna name my son (if I have one) Ariel. Where are your fingers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 On my hand. The phrase "dig a hole to China" makes sense for most of the world, but that do they say in China? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 Nothing. Why is Braveheart so historically inaccurate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 Because we don't have time for research when Mel Gibson needs a pay check. What if Carthage won the Second Punic War? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 20, 2018 Author Share Posted June 20, 2018 People would still know next to nothing about the Second Punic War. If aliens landed on the White House lawn right now, how would Trump react? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 He'd attempt to deport them and make the aliens pay for a space wall/barrier. Why do the romhacking sorcerers at Fort Mangs utterly despise FEBuilder GBA? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 They probably have some sad backstory that explains why. Why are the various proposals for SCP-001 so interesting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 21, 2018 Author Share Posted June 21, 2018 Because they are. Why do I have to make lemonade if life gives me lemons? What if I wanted peaches instead? Could I throw them back and demand peaches? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 I don’t know anything about that, but here’s a lemonade themed song for you:   Do you enjoy that song? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 21, 2018 Author Share Posted June 21, 2018 Why does it have a picture of something that looks like one of those old scary story books my cousin used to have? That's my stupid question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Because the olden times were weird like that. Why does it seem like most people are stupid when in reality, there are a lot of decent people around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Probably because they're trying to be funny. Why has it been raining for the past 4 days in a row? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Minnesota decided not to have winters in June. Who was Murphy? And why did he make that stupid law? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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