Dragoncat Posted July 14, 2018 Author Share Posted July 14, 2018 Good question...medicine commercials are stupid anyway. "Take this drug! The side effects might be worse than your condition but take it anyway!" Smh. If a vegan becomes a zombie, do they eat GRRAIIINNNSS instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 Most likely. Why did hearing the song "Let It Go" at a Disney theme park somehow give me nostalgia of reading Pokémon fanfics, and how did it also reignite my writing spark? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeManaphy Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 Because Elsa should have Articuno as a pet. How did the final memory prism end up being guarded by a creature sealed in a workshop that was supposed to be closed for eternity and was never opened since it was closed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 Because Duma didn't want anyone seeing his human form, and he was going insane, so he decided to put the memory prism in an extremely random location. Giving credit where credit is due, the person who put the memory prism there must have been a having one heck of rouge-like run in order to get that far. Or it's because the developers wanted a nice reward for beating Thabes Labyrinth, and intentionally kept the logic behind Memory Prisms broad so no one asks questions. Why is Star Wars: The Clone Wars considered a kids show, again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 Getting Crap Past The Radar. I thought you were a troper, @Hawkwing, because you should've known by now. Why are there so many Chinese tourists in California? Well, I'm a Chinese dude from the Philippines, but during my time here, I've heard so many tourists speak only Mandarin Chinese, which is not the dialect we Chinese-Filipinos use (Hokkien); it's the dialect of those from the mainland or maybe even Taiwan. (The more you know...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 California is one of the more well known states in America for pretty obvious reasons (Hollywood) and since California is on the West Coast, the Chinese can easily reach California by boat. Why don't people understand that a morally grey character undergoing character development to become better person, like Prince Zuko from The Last Airbender and Endeavor from My Hero Academia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 I don't know, I like Zuko. Why is Aang better than Korra? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 Better writing? Realpolitik? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 Happens everyday. Doesn't make the news because they'd rather harp on Trump. 4 hours ago, Purple Mage said: Getting Crap Past The Radar. I thought you were a troper, @Hawkwing, because you should've known by now. Damn that trope. It dirtied my mind. Well, Family-Unfriendly Death and Family-Unfriendly Violence are two methods of getting crap past the radar... Hilariously enough (from a certain point of view) you can actually do nearly every action in those videos in The Force Unleashed. As for the question: How can a website have a hard drive failure? (Serious if you know, funny otherwise) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 14, 2018 Author Share Posted July 14, 2018 Because the server crashes. Or the monkeys that they employ screw up. Or the monkeys purposely put bananas in the computers the servers are on and the owners of the site realize they shouldn't be employing monkeys. Why do I always use too much honey mustard for the amount of chicken strips I have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 You obviously must not be eating enough chicken strips at a time. Why is Florina from FE7 characterized as a spineless pussy, yet she can competently impale strong men with a spear WHILE riding a fucking flying horse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 She's attacking out of fear. After all, a spear is a long and easy to wield weapon, and combined with a flying horse, she can keep some distance away from the enemy, meaning that she doesn't have many opportunities to improve her courage. Why doesn't Kellam get an alternative ending if he becomes the MVP of a playthrough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 15, 2018 Author Share Posted July 15, 2018 Because everybody, even the developers, forget he exists. Did dunce caps ever really exist or were they just gags for TV shows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 Haven’t you ever seen a wizard from the olden days? They wore caps like that. How did Innes from SS get so full of pride and self confidence? His skill with the bow is apparently legendary (at least storyline wise) so it makes sense, but still... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 15, 2018 Author Share Posted July 15, 2018 The devs made him that way. Why did I just look up your mom jokes and laugh like an idiot for like a minute? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 Because you ain't a mother... ...yet. Has anyone played the game Machinarium? It's creepy as heck but it's a great game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 I heard about it, but I haven't played it. It's that one puzzle platformer with the weird robot thingie, right? Where are all those fanservice-loving people that IntSys so desperately panders to with Heroes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 Apparently, playing Heroes. Shall we follow the yellow brick road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 No. Wanna check out my fanfic world-building notes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 15, 2018 Author Share Posted July 15, 2018 Already did! They're cool! Why is it raining? I want to play Pokemon Go but I can't in this rain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 Because weather. 9 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Already did! They're cool! By the way, I've added a new section in the notes about magic and other powers, be sure to check it out and leave some feedback. Clay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 Because God doesn’t like you. If he did like you, wouldn’t he make Pokémon themselves real? Am I a pedofile because I think child Tiki is cuter than the adult version in Awakening? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Purple Mage said: Clay? -Is the kind of court Mario Tennis newbs play on. 1 minute ago, SMEDIA said: Am I a pedofile because I think child Tiki is cuter than the adult version in Awakening? Define "cute". Cute as in the innocent cute, or the cute with a sexually attracted touch to it? And don't tell me the answer, tell these nice people from the FBI. Why are three ninjas standing behind you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 15, 2018 Author Share Posted July 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, SMEDIA said: Am I a pedofile because I think child Tiki is cuter than the adult version in Awakening? You are definitely not one of these: But you might be one of these: And I realize I was just ninjad while finding those images. Next person answer the above question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 29 minutes ago, Interdimensional Observer said: Why are three ninjas standing behind you? They aren't ninjas. They're me. Why are dreams so weird? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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