DragonFlames Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 (edited) By that logic yes. Yes, you are. Do you sometimes feel like the entire world hates you? Edited July 26, 2018 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 Yes. Why do I want to go home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 Because you're homesick, probably. My fan is cooking itself. Do you guys have any problems with the heatwave this summer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 26, 2018 Author Share Posted July 26, 2018 Sometimes but I have an air conditioner in the window. Is it actually possible to make a boat out of bananas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 I don't think so, because their shape doesn't lend itself too well to water traversal when you strap several of them together to make a boat. Of course, if you had a single giant banana, that would be a different story entirely. On that note: Have you ever thought about why bananas are typically curved? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 12 hours ago, Purple Mage said: @IfIHadToPickADude, have you read the rest yet? I'm working on it! 4 hours ago, DragonFlames said: On that note: Have you ever thought about why bananas are typically curved? It's because they grow away from the pull of gravity and towards the sun! Why are pegasus knights one of my favorite class trees? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 26, 2018 Author Share Posted July 26, 2018 Because they have flying horseys? Why did Arby's stop using their oven mitt mascot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 Probably didn't help sell their product. Why the heck does Shin Megami Tensei have a demon called Mad Gasser? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 Because they like giving me ideas for Halloween. (I would not actually suggest dressing up as the Mad Gasser and going around surprise spraying people, even if it is just water vapor, unless you like the cops coming for you.) I still need to work on that Mara in a chariot pulled by Girimehkala parade float, with generous hydraulics for Mara movement. More serious answer, urban legends are modern mythology, not quite as fancy, but it still counts. Hence SMT draws from it, just like they have Mothman. They have been doing this since SMTI with its various zombies. Why did an Incubus of all things run away in fear and say they were going to call the cops when I said that I'd help them meet lady demons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 27, 2018 Author Share Posted July 27, 2018 Because incubi and succubi like to hookup with humans, not other demons. Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 To see if time flies? Why am I bored? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 'Cause you can't think of anything else to do. Why does Awkward zombie have very few moments where Fox (or Wolf) are in a good position to make for a potential avatar, free from clutter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 28, 2018 Author Share Posted July 28, 2018 Because the universe is mad at you. (Download Paint.net or Gimp and you should be able to lasso tool them out) Why is there a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizzard of soz Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 heaven is hard to get to while it's easy to speed your way down into hell - cops and speeding tickets not included. is there a respectable vice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 Love Why do I get horny when I drink coffee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 28, 2018 Author Share Posted July 28, 2018 I don't know, coffee is supposed to make you poop, it's not an aphrodisiac...go to the doctor. Why is horseradish called horseradish? Is it a radish that horses eat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 24 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: I don't know, coffee is supposed to make you poop, it's not an aphrodisiac...go to the doctor. Why is horseradish called horseradish? Is it a radish that horses eat? No, it means a radish you can ride on. In regards to coffee, it is an aphrodisiac. In fact, anything with caffeine is an aphrodisiac. Did I get lucky that I spent $15 on a coffee maker that still works great despite being almost a year old? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizzard of soz Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 as long as it keeps on working for you! (my roommates got a nice one for free recently, more lucky ?, but not lucky for me since i hate coffee) speaking of - is luck a legitimate concept, or a product of statistics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 Been wondering that myself, actually. It falls into the same category as coincidences, I think, since you can't exactly prove either to be 100% legitimate. Did you know that there is a type of spider that jumps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 Now I do. Why do I dislike Las Vegas now that I've been there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 Because you realized Vegas is a glitzy, overrated gambling den with trite music performances and food to compensate for the main attraction being none that appealing. That and you've realized Macau is closer and is now the real gambling capital of the world, so out with the aging and antiquated American way and in with the new and rising Chinese! ? y t i v a r g he t f of turned Who Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 28, 2018 Author Share Posted July 28, 2018 A one eyed one horned flying purple people eater. (took me a bit to read that lol) 11 hours ago, SMEDIA said: In regards to coffee, it is an aphrodisiac. In fact, anything with caffeine is an aphrodisiac. Really? Is there a research article on that somewhere? Why did the guy go through that whole desert without naming that poor horse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 He wanted to save his breath, so he named it mentally. 15 hours ago, Dragoncat said: (Download Paint.net or Gimp and you should be able to lasso tool them out) Thanks. Is there any practical purpose for the "spin" part of spin kicking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 It makes karate movies more entertaining. What should I do about hanging a mirror on my door? The landlord says I can’t put a nail in the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 Put a screw instead. How do I turn on my computer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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