Flee Fleet! Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 (edited) if you believe it to be one child, then it will eventually become the truth.... ---------- What's TearRing Saga and does it have anything to do with tears? Edited August 17, 2018 by Flee Fleet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Probably. How many failed recreations of a unique fantasy character make them not unique anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 All of them. What if Fred Phelps was just using British slang and protesting cigarettes, but got taken the wrong way because he was in America? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 17, 2018 Author Share Posted August 17, 2018 Then the Westboro Baptist Church would be even more ridiculous. Why do beans give you gas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Reasons why the actual fuck did my college think it was a good idea to give no more than a half hour of down time for the next THREE days??!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Because your college is evil? Why oh why didn’t Atlas release Summon Night: Swordcraft Story 3 in America? I would love to see a fan translation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 17, 2018 Author Share Posted August 17, 2018 Because they secretly work for ISIS and hate America. Why is it okay to put naked statues outside in public but it's not okay to be outside in public naked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Anything over 50 years old is considered public domain, and several of those statues are old enough to fit that category. However, humans cannot be considered property, no matter their age, so they must follow the laws of decency. Why is North Africa one of the best places in the world to build an XCOM base? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 I'm not too familiar with XCOM, but I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation. Maybe it's because it's close to the Vibranium. Why does Sean Bean always die? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 He's too awesome to live. Why was a spider making its web in a urine in the men's bathroom at my workplace? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 18, 2018 Author Share Posted August 18, 2018 Because it's a frat boy spider that likes rolling in piss? Or the stink attracts flies and it figured that would be a good spot to hunt. Why do people watch Keeping up with the Kardashians? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 Because some men (not all) find those girls very attractive. What are the chances a Kardashian will one day appear on Dancing with the Stars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 (edited) Slim. Can you guess who's back, back again? Edited August 18, 2018 by IfIHadToPickADude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 The Backstreet Boys. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 Who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 Where? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 When? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 A while ago. I answered "Where?" to reverse the "Where/Who/Why is Gamora" chain. Heh. So... why do I always think people don't like me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 You're expecting the worst to avoid surprises. Don't. Take the attitude too far, and you'll blind yourself to the positive aspects of the people around you. Why did eating beef for the first time in my life (outside of hamburgers) cause me to puke erratically for five hours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 18, 2018 Author Share Posted August 18, 2018 Food poisoning? (Dude are you okay? Holy crap!) Why do some religions think pork is unclean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 Because pigs are disgusting animals that like to lie down in their own piss and shit. Why is Scientology considered a legitimate religion when the founder, L Ron Hubbard, was quoted once saying that the easiest way to become a millionaire was to create a religion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 55 minutes ago, SMEDIA said: Why is Scientology considered a legitimate religion when the founder, L Ron Hubbard, was quoted once saying that the easiest way to become a millionaire was to create a religion? Enough people took it seriously that they decided to say it was a "legitimate religion" to avoid trouble. 1 hour ago, Dragoncat said: Food poisoning? (Dude are you okay? Holy crap!) Long story short, I went to an event that lasted until midnight, and it was the first time eating beef. I thought it tasted bad, but it was apparently well-made going off of others comments. My stomach was upset when I got home, and for five hours, I couldn't go to sleep, and had to puke almost every hour. I'm fine now, if tired and half awake due to only getting three hours of sleep. Is that...a bat? You just lodged a chunk of Kryptonite... into a stick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 18, 2018 Author Share Posted August 18, 2018 1 hour ago, SMEDIA said: Because pigs are disgusting animals that like to lie down in their own piss and shit. Actually pigs will refuse to sleep or eat where they pee and poop. They are the only farm animals that do this. At least that's what I've heard. Current question: Why not make a bat that you can kill Superman with? Sounds epic. If a million monkeys type on a million computers, how long will it take them to rewrite all the works of Shakespeare? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 A really long time. Why am I always so negative? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 18, 2018 Author Share Posted August 18, 2018 Because the negatory fairy won't get out of your house. Tell her to gtfo. Why did baby boomers destroy the economy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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