null Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Because the logic of DragonFlames. Why does Alm have such bad res? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmy Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 BECAUSE DORTE Why do i keep bringing up Dorte? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Because you're hungry for horse meat. Why do witches have to be so OP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmy Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 (edited) Because that makes them better. Take Lysithea, for example. Why does my cat lie down on his back and ask for belly rubs? Edited September 2, 2020 by Emmy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said: Why do witches have to be so OP? Because nobody in Valentia knows what Res is. 2 minutes ago, Emmy said: Why do i keep bringing up Dorte? Because you all have been influenced by my silliness and the Dorte meme I made up.Not gonna lie, I'm happy about it. Just now, Emmy said: Why does my cat lie down on his back and ask for belly rubs? Because your cat trusts you. Why are animals so wholesome? Edited September 2, 2020 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmy Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Because they are slow. Why has dorte affected me so much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Emmy said: Why does my cat lie down on his back and ask for belly rubs? Because they're polite and don't demand them of you. 1 minute ago, DragonFlames said: Why are Armor Knights so bad in Echoes and Three Houses? Because they're destined for mediocrity in every FE game. Why do I prefer physical attackers to magic attackers in FE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmy Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 (edited) Because it's fun to watch sword and axe, and ESPECIALLY BRAWL animations on wyvern riders. Especially on Hilda. Why does my cat ask politely for belly rubs but he demands for food? Edited September 2, 2020 by Emmy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, Emmy said: Why does my cat ask politely for belly rubs but he demands for food? Because cats need food to survive. 6 minutes ago, Emmy said: Why has dorte affected me so much? Because Dorte is wonderful! Also, thank you for putting my silly joke into your signature! ^^ Why can you, when you have the DLC, feed the dogs and cats around the monastery, but not Dorte? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmy Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Because feeding Dorte leads to him gaining the power of Sothis and taking over the world, which would be very bad indeed. Dorte just gets bigger and bigger with each meal, and Marrianne is aware of the fact and wants to rule the world with Dorte. Why is it that Dorte just kinda sits and stares whenever i visit him on sundays? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 1 minute ago, DragonFlames said: Also, thank you for putting my silly joke into your signature! ^^ Tbh, I had thought about putting the unlimited Rune Factory works your wrote in my sig, but I didn't know if you'd mind or not. Because nobody needs to feed Dorte when Marianne is always around. Why did IS not take the opportunity to make the sauna into a fanservice hot spring bit like in some animes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmy Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 (edited) That did Really confuse me but some Sauna outfits don't have sleeves and they often feature short pants/shorts so you can see some characters (Claude and Dorothea's heheheh) legs. on a scale from 1 - 10, how satisfied was Dorte on his flight on an airplane? Edited September 2, 2020 by Emmy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 5. She didn't appreciate how cramped it was. Also, her best friend, Claude's wyvern, wasn't there. 2 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said: Tbh, I had thought about putting the unlimited Rune Factory works your wrote in my sig, but I didn't know if you'd mind or not. I wouldn't mind it at all. In fact, I'd be honored! Why can Sothis just appear in Byleth's room? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmy Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 (edited) Because Sothis is merely an illusion and she is messing with Byleth's mind. She isn't really there, similar to how nobody by Byleth can hear her speak. Why is Sothis so cranky? And why do i have the sudden urge to write Dorte fanfiction? Edited September 2, 2020 by Emmy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Because Claudorte is not a fusion, but rather, a ship. Although I’m more of a Claude’s wyvern x Dorte guy myself Why is Constance’s sunshine-thing never explained? 37 minutes ago, DragonFlames said: Because nobody in Valentia knows what Res is. The most accurate thing I’ve read all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmy Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Because it's mysterrrrrrrious. Why did you assume i don't follow the ship of Claude's wyvern x Dorte. (I mean, i'm more of a Claude's Wyvern x Hilda's Wyvern, but still) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Because maybe Sooks though Claude x Dorte would be funny. 1 minute ago, Sooks1016 said: Because Claudorte is not a fusion, but rather, a ship. Although I’m more of a Claude’s wyvern x Dorte guy myself No, it's very much intended to be a fusion. I'd be all for that ship, though! 2 minutes ago, Sooks1016 said: The most accurate thing I’ve read all day Nice! Why am I suddenly hyped for reading that fanfic about Dorte? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Because fanfics are fun to read. Why is my mind in a complete fog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmy Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 (edited) Because i'm writing it, so it'll be short, but sweet... i think. Why am i leaving to eat more bread? Ninja'd Edited September 2, 2020 by Emmy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Because bread is life. Why do I prefer sweet potatoes to regular potatoes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Because they're sweet! 11 minutes ago, Emmy said: Because i'm writing it, so it'll be short, but sweet... i think. If you finish and post it anywhere, let me know! Why do I like to eat lemons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Because they're quite tasty. Why do I throw myself at the same map with the same strategy and hope for a different result? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmy Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Because we all do? Why am i so anxious about fixing Claude's relic and Hilda's relic before the final battle of VW? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Because you deeply care about the characters. Why do I ship Claude x Hilda and will never ship anything else for either of them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Because you think they fit together well. I actually see them more as close friends than anything else. Why do I refuse to ship Lysithea with anyone but Byleth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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