SMEDIA Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Do what Ross from Friends did: attach a very angry note to the next lunch you put in at work. I completely forgot my Uncle’s birthday is coming up! What should I get him this time since we usually wind up getting each other a card with an Amazon gift card inside? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Get him something that aligns with his interests. So if he likes cars, get him a die-cast model or one of those Build-Your-Own-Toy-Car cars. Maybe include the Amazon gift card just in case. There's someone following you and you can't shake them off no matter what you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 If they’re an attractive woman, hit on them; otherwise, report it to the police and start carrying a knife just in case. I’m considering changing my avatar to Aera Colthearts from Summon Night: Swordcraft Story 2; should I? https://imgur.com/gallery/tjWjaER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocentmask Posted October 8, 2018 Author Share Posted October 8, 2018 (edited) Sure why not. Its better to change once in a while. You are a fire fighter and you must go to a burning house but your truck has run out of fuel... Edited October 8, 2018 by Innocentmask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Use one of the fire trucks that has fuel. Simple. Somebody keeps putting flaming bags of dog shit on your front porch and you have no idea who it might be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Set all the houses in the neighborhood on fire. A giant walking pitcher filled with a red liquid breaks through the wall of your house saying, "Oh yeah!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Demand that he pay to fix my wall; besides, I don’t really care for Kool-Ade. Demons are attacking the city and you have a Holy Sword! Do you kill them yourself or give away the sword? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Try to kill them myself, recruit friends to help. Your bathroom sink is making a funny noise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Call a plumber. You saw a vision of the future where your friend got run over by a car while crossing. You just realized that you're at that crossing with that friend. What do you do to prevent your vision from coming true? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 THIS IS THE MONADO'S POWER! Monado Shield! The car bounces right off! You're working retail and a customer is being extremely rude to you and you're not sure how much more you can take before being rude back and possibly losing your job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 I’ve worked in retail before; you’re just supposed to get a supervisor or manager in that situation. Your girlfriend wants to wear a see-through dress going out with you tonight. Do you let her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Yes. The first ever dollar bill you ever earned has a splotch of paint on it because of some irresponsible paint job that the painters you hired did. What do you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Put it in a change machine. You are the only person who got in the elevator, and for a few floors, you break wind, thinking it will stay that way. on the 12th floor, a few people get in, and notice the smell of gordo-size burritos, onions and garlic wafting evilly in the air. What do you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Lie and say the building has a sewage leak. You need to get to the store that's not in walking distance and you don't drive and it's raining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Order it on Craigslist. You need to finish watching that one Let's Play on YouTube that you only got through the first few episodes of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Watch it? Where's the problem? Somebody stole something that belongs to you and is trying to sell it on Ebay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Outbid everyone, insist on a face-to-face meetup, and introduce his face to the pavement. You are at a gaming convention, and a woman who calls herself The Princess of Mozzarella, flanked by guys with bay leaves under their arms, and they ask for directions to the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Tell them where the bathroom is and think "well I guess it's not the weirdest thing I've seen..." Your computer became sentient and is refusing to do what you want it to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Do the opposite of what I actually want it to do, that way it does what I want it to do. Your dad got mugged without him knowing and he can't find his "#1 Dad" coffee mug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Buy him a new one. You left your phone at a crowded McDonalds...an hour ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 I didn't. You're in a store and you find a gift basket that contains everything you could ever want and a little more. It can be yours for just $30 and the store doesn't take checks or credit. You only have $27 on you and someone right behind you is ready to pick it up and buy it before you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Story of my life. Let the other person buy it, not like I can't get that stuff somewhere else another time. A stray dog followed you home and you think it's sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 To the vet! And then adopt it after I'm done with getting it checked. You're kind of horny in a place where it's not really appropriate, and it's getting hard to hide. How do you hide it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 I'm never horny. XD You are tasked to hook Roy up with a lady. Do you pick Cecilia, Idoun, or Guinevere? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Guinevere? Since Corrobin went there... You're wearing light colored pants, you're a girl (so guys, pretend you're gender bended for a second) and Aunt Flo just made her monthly visit. And you're in public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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