Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 Fart for as long as you can and then laugh alongside your audience. All of them are now won over. The only foreseeable solution to something before you right now is to just... screw it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 Get a screwdriver and have it handy at all times until I need it to solve that problem. Your pet has gained the ability to turn into a human, but only during nighttime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 Stay up at night the first few days to talk to them. Set up some ground rules between the two of you, and now you have a roommate that can turn into an animal. You've made several spelling errors in an important paper, and you can't edit them out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 Proclaim that you've created your own words in order to show that you are far ahead of your peers. A very detailed encyclopedia dramatica page has been created about you and every detail about your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 If it's just the one book, then I'll find it and burn it. If that doesn't work, put it into a chest that locks from the inside multiple times and throw it into the deepest part of the ocean. If it floats back up, dig into the center of Mt. Everest and put it there, guarded by many, many motion sensor bombs. If there are multiple copies in print, I might as well kiss my privacy goodbye. You've contracted an illness that's actually beneficial to your health, but will decrease your lifespan dramatically if you don't get it treated within a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Embrace the illness and die young. Who wants to live into their 80s and 90s and go through physical and mental decline? Your wish to have some parts of your body to be well endowed is granted, but it is ten times the size you wished for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 Not a problem at all for me. Heheh... You are transported in the world you've always wanted to live in, but you find out that you can't do anything to influence or change it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 I still get the cool stuff so I don't care. You are transported to the world of FE and everyone thinks you're a village idiot with brain fever because medieval people are judgemental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 Prove them wrong. Heheheh…. Maroon 5 didn't perform their duty in performing Sweet Victory at the Super Bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure the Scale Tipper Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 Someone uploads a cover of Sweet Victory on YouTube. Now it’s under “copyright” fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocentmask Posted February 6, 2019 Author Share Posted February 6, 2019 Go do a petition to get the song not copyrighted and free to use on the web. Nobody will go near you and will not interact with you. They seem to be afraid about you... What now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Only interact behind a screen. Everybody thinks you and your romantic partner are siblings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Don't have a romantic partner. No matter what you do, you can't activate a special move in a fighting game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Use cheat codes. Your roommate is a disgusting slob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Set his garbage on fire. You can't beat Valestein Castle in Ys: The Oath In Felghana! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 Yet to play this one but, persistence, persistence, persistence is all I can imagine for that situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Somebody keeps mailing you glitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 Mail them back. A 4X (games such as Civilization, Master of orion, Heroes of Might and Magic, etc.) session you've been playing for months now is starting to go downhill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 Start over. Those robots from those Sprint commercials are leading a violent raid to destroy everyone who does not subscribe to their service and you are the top target. There is no negotiation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Take Dunban's anti mechon lightsaber and fight back. The Monado would kill me so not it. Better yet, summon the seven themselves because I have like no combat experience... Somebody keeps calling your phone in the middle of the night and then hanging up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Call them in the middle of the night before they can call me and then hang up. You save a meme to your phone, but it's nowhere in your gallery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanes Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 I check my file manager and search for it there on downloads, then paste it to the gallery folder. You find yourself being the most despised person in your classroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Ask my classmates, "And?" You bought a CD because you really liked that one single, but the rest of the album is absolute crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 People still buy CDs? Take it back to the store, get a refund. Download the song online. Your TV will only play porn channels for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 This is a problem? You're hungry but you just brushed your teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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