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Granted, but your library of images you can use is limited to only fanservicey characters like Charlotte, Camilla, Hilda, etc.

I wish for a faithful Skyward Sword remake this year.

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Granted. But it's $1K because it includes solid gold joycons.

I wish for an SS remake would release that is mostly faithful, but offers options for those who don't want to use motion controls.

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3 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

Granted. But it's $1K because it includes solid gold joycons.

I WILL BUY IT ANYWAYS!

Oh, and I like your new sig!

3 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

I wish for an SS remake would release that is mostly faithful, but offers options for those who don't want to use motion controls.

Granted, but they're infinitely worse than the motion controls, (although tbh I've never once found them bad) so the game sells terribly.

I wish to enjoy the trails series!

Ninja'd

Granted, my hired assassins help you sleep properly!

...PERMANENTLY

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2 minutes ago, DragonFlames said:

I wish I could actually sleep properly for once.

Granted. No corruption here, since everyone deserves a good night's sleep.

1 minute ago, Benice said:

Oh, and I like your new sig!

Thanks!

2 minutes ago, Benice said:

I wish to enjoy the trails series!

Granted, although only if you don't try to make yourself enjoy it if you end up disliking it.

I wish for everyone to gain even more enjoyment from what they already do.

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Granted, but it's the battle theme of the coalition of Hand, Iago, Garon and Those who slither in the dark, who appear constantly throughout the whole game's story yet are only fought once, so you only listen to the battle theme a few times.

I wish that I could see my friends so I could do stuff in the snow...

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Granted but they’re all imaginary friends, and then you wake up in the mental hospital!

2 hours ago, Benice said:

Granted. You instead cannot think of anything but thighs all day.

Aren’t you supposed to make it something I don’t already deal with?

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3 minutes ago, Sooks1016 said:

Aren’t you supposed to make it something I don’t already deal with?

You cannot think of anything but toenails all day.

I wish to be right about the next FE being announced tomorrow.

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Granted, but it’s almost as you said, it’s a Path of Radiance RERELEASE. Good news though, it’s only $500! Way cheaper than that collectors edition, although some people might find their souls expendable...

I wish hormones didn’t mess with my emotions.

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Granted, but they make Link's sister very fanservicey and make Redead screams incredibly loud.

I wish for Zelda to have optional motion controls in every subsequent game.

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1 hour ago, Benice said:

I wish for Zelda to have optional motion controls in every subsequent game.

Granted, but you can only use them while you're upside down.

I would like to lose weight more easily.

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Granted, but this weight comes from your bones, blood, and organs.

I wish Tharja didn’t randomly imply she was obsessed with Robin after having only interacted with him through pair up.

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Granted, she shows it explicitly. She now has an outfit and cutscenes that gets Awakening boosted to M.

I wish for the next FE to have good map design.

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Granted, it's an awesome game. However, I ironman it and kill Joshua, leaving Estelle heartbroken. And also Laura. And Rean becomes the MVP of the run despite my attempts not to use him.

I wish to enjoy the Trails series.

EDIT: Ninja'd. Sooks, you taking my brainy thoughts or something.

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11 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

Granted, although only if you don't try to make yourself enjoy it if you end up disliking it.

This answer applies to both you and Sooks.

I wish to appreciate why others think that FE3 is better than FE12.

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You start agreeing with them a lot and then absolutely love fe3, it becomes your favorite game of all time, and yet you can’t ever play it again.

I wish that Robin didn’t succ.

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Granted, you instead see yourself as the superior being, and begin a global conquest to spread your greatness. It turns out real life military command plays just like fe! Who knew! Watch out for those ambush spawns though.

....and try not to deploy the child units. Please.

I wish people didn’t view me as timid and meek.

9 minutes ago, DragonFlames said:

They blow instead.

Oh my~

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