tanuki Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 While playing Three Houses, I had to rush to my "thinking seat" and I started to think about where I needed to go next in the monastery. Has anyone seen a restroom or outhouse in the Monastery? I haven't. Do they use chamber pots? Is that why Cyril is so busy, cause he has to empty all that? Maybe it's behind that one door in the Church that only opens once every year? Even the Starship Enterprise has one restroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 (edited) The restrooms will be DLC. And they shall feature FE's first playable disembodied hand, but you must first sit on the can. After they try to grab you by surprise, you must obtain the Purifying Poopourri. Then throw the Poopourri into the toilet and lower your head deep into the bowl, shouting "Vesori save us all!". Doing so will force the demonic disembodied hand out of the toilet and allow you to cleanse it. Purged of evil, the ghost will join your team. Edited July 31, 2019 by Interdimensional Observer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 This is the quality content I signed up for. Seriously though, where are the bathrooms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brimney Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 I actually would prefer a toilet character, I think they would have a unique perspective on the war. The thousand year war against the chamber pots! Come on IS, don't let me down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Water Mage Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 (edited) Well, it’s more likely that the monastery doesn’t have restrooms, but rather each room has a chamber pot. The monastery might have latrines though. Edited July 31, 2019 by Water Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iavasechui Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 Welp definitive proof this is not persona emblem XD no bathrooms to use Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timon Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 Well as far as I know we have yet to discover the purpose of the sauna... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 The Sauna in which you cant enter, is likely where the toilets are. Its next to the dorms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynsanity Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 I’ve also wondered what the state of plumbing technology is in this fantasy setting. Is there running water? Showers? Where would the monastery draw water from? I want a water tower with rumours swirling around it that students make out or died up there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimplyUnknown Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 (edited) The ancient Romans had indoor plumbing and a functioning sewer system. There's no reason that the monastery doesn't have one as well. Rhea, being the pope, has her own private bathroom. Primary reason to be head of the local religion. Edited July 31, 2019 by SimplyUnknown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonlordsd Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 Wait, does no one actually know what the sauna does? Does it do nothing? I just assumed I hadn't unlocked it yet, but that it would unlock eventually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 3 minutes ago, dragonlordsd said: Wait, does no one actually know what the sauna does? Does it do nothing? I just assumed I hadn't unlocked it yet, but that it would unlock eventually. I'm nearly halfway through the game, and I haven't unlocked it yet. I don't think you can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonlordsd Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 Weird that they left the tag in. The door even has custom model and texture (the red panes and stuff). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personette Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 (edited) Just as a quick comment: indoor plumbing wasn't widespread in Europe until the LATE 19TH CENTURY. Like, train travel was yesterday's news but toilets were a marvel. Another really curious QUIRK of indoor plumbing is people took up the technology slowly because the people who benefitted most from it were NOT the people footing the bills to install the new pipes. Like, if someone says to you, "Hey, would you like to spend a HUGE chunk of money refurbishing your home--it will be very expensive and maybe smelly--or would you like to continue paying a peasant literal pennies to keep pumping your water outside/carrying away your poop?" If you worked in the kitchen or the staff of a large house, of COURSE you'd see the benefit! Your daily labor would be much easier. But if you worked in the kitchen or the staff, you weren't making decisions about renovation. Like, it wasn't even a hard question for most wealthy people! It was easier and cheaper to keep paying employees. It would have been difficult and expensive to install plumbing. So they didn't. Edited July 31, 2019 by Personette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 16 minutes ago, dragonlordsd said: Wait, does no one actually know what the sauna does? Does it do nothing? I just assumed I hadn't unlocked it yet, but that it would unlock eventually. Given spas tend to be good for jokes (albeit frequently perverted ones) I can easily visualize this as paid DLC, or maybe a free update. Although I'm bleeeh on including yukatas, they look nice, but are thematically out of place. 31 minutes ago, SimplyUnknown said: The ancient Romans had indoor plumbing and a functioning sewer system. There's no reason that the monastery doesn't have one as well. One that fell into disrepair when the Western Roman Empire collapsed. And while Christianity gained dominance towards the end of the Roman Empire, the majority of its glorious era of Christianity's hold over Europe was during a less sanitary time. 45 minutes ago, Lynsanity said: I want a water tower with rumours swirling around it that students make out or died up there. There is the April Fools trick gone wrong. Fill the tower with molasses as a prank, only for the tower to get so warm the molasses expands to the point it rips open the water tower and the contents come flooding out. Hundred of thousands of gold in property damage is done, a few students are left badly injured, and the smell of sugary liquid lingers in the affected area for months to come. Or a powerful pyromaniac shows up at school one day, and happens to be standing near the water tower during their reign of fire. Noticing this, a few clever students do battle with pyromaniac, while another strikes at the water tower, its contents spill onto the pyromaniac, crippling it long enough for the other heroes to deal a fatal blow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Karnage Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 Off to the forest this topic goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 I kept thinking the same thing while playing the game Also, the monastery is full of cats, yet I haven't seen a single litterbox. I wonder if there's cat shit everywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 11 minutes ago, Nobody said: Also, the monastery is full of cats, yet I haven't seen a single litterbox. I wonder if there's cat shit everywhere Should be, if what I've heard of the Palace of Versailles (or was it King Charles II of England's court?) and its dog situation. Versailles also had servants going around with pissboxes, given the total lack of actual latrines of any kind. If you couldn't call one over, you just had to let it flow where you were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 1 hour ago, Captain Karnage said: Off to the forest this topic goes. This is Serious Discussion, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Nobody said: Also, the monastery is full of cats, yet I haven't seen a single litterbox. I wonder if there's cat shit everywhere The Blue Lions males "mark their territory", headcanon accepted. Also the female Blue Lions hunt and cook and Dimitri always eats first. He'll also kill every kid that isn't his after the time skip to bring the ladies into heat again and run the rest of the guys out In other news is it bad I didn't want to post here until it got moved to FFTF because I didn't want spoilers SHUT UP YOU NEVER KNOW Edited July 31, 2019 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anacybele Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 There are some beagles on the premises to, so there'd be some dog poop here and there as well. But I'd imagine that some servants go out and clean up what they can. Surely they have cleaning crews there. 😛 But realistically I'm sure there are bathrooms in the academy, there was just no reason to show them to us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 7 minutes ago, Anacybele said: But realistically I'm sure there are bathrooms in the academy, there was just no reason to show them to us. Yeah, even when bathrooms were shown in Zelda it was a gag or a joke mostly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Karnage Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 2 hours ago, Rezzy said: This is Serious Discussion, though. you made me do a double check because of that comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 I imagine that toilets were built into the walls of castles as a defense against besieging enemies. It would be pretty unpleasant while assaulting the walls as an invading soldier and suddenly poop or piss rains on your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 Are there trees in or around the monastery? There's your answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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