DragonFlames Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 On 8/28/2019 at 3:59 PM, Espurrhoodie said: Here is your context. I... can only echo @Dragoncat here: Oh my god. So, with careful consideration, we have made the decision that, from now on, students and faculty alike are no longer allowed to discuss matters regarding the Archbishop's assets. But... isn't the Church's financial situation really important? Why are we not allowed to discuss such manners openly? ~ Edelgard I'd also like to continue studying her crest. ~ Professor Hanneman. Also Linhardt, probably Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 >Rhea, please don't use an urgent summons to satisfy your messed up Oedipus Complex. ~Byleth >Too much information! ~Hilda >Claude, please stop calling Flayn a "Saint", she doesn't like it. ~Seteth >I'll stop when she stops reacting so well! ~Claude >Teasing isn't very nice. ~Lysithea >Wait, why is there a little kid writing on the bulletin board?>REQUEST: Permission to use real weapons next training session. ~Lysithea >REQUEST DENIED BY: Manuela. REASON: The infirmary is full already. >Marianne's goals are to be changed to Axe/Heavy Armour to improve her defences. I don't want to have to put up with my healer going down without a fight! >I knew it, I'm a burden... ~Marianne >No, Marianne. You not being here is a burden, therefore you not not being here is not a burden. YOU AREN'T A BURDEN! ~Lysithea >I don't follow. ~Marianne >? ~Byleth >Now that's just confusing. I'm confused! ~Annette >It appears the use of a triple negative was not indicative of communicating clearly. Please make sure to dumb down your speech for the common people in future. ~Lorenz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 31, 2019 Author Share Posted August 31, 2019 7 hours ago, The_antithesis said: Rhea, please don't use an urgent summons to satisfy your messed up Oedipus Complex. What. Will somebody please get the Blue Lions class to stop acting out The Lion King everywhere? It's very lame. - Dorothea Come on, you have to admit seeing our house leader push Dimitri off a roof is something you'd pay for multiple times. - Caspar You too, Edel? - Dorothea Long live the king. - Edelgard If he hadn't landed in a bush he would have broken something. STOP. - Manuela A sharp stick almost...well let's just say it's horrifying to think about and I'm lucky I can still walk. - Dimitri Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 "April Fools" is from a fantasy story in the library, and not an actual holiday that is observed in Fodlan. Marianne is still upset about the fake horse head that was placed in her room last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 31, 2019 Author Share Posted August 31, 2019 2 hours ago, eclipse said: "April Fools" is from a fantasy story in the library, and not an actual holiday that is observed in Fodlan. Marianne is still upset about the fake horse head that was placed in her room last night. Hubert runs the mafia. Give him his ravioli with a side of rigatoni, he'll make you an offer you can't refuse Adding to the above, Flayn is still extremely confused about the paper fish on the backs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 12 hours ago, eclipse said: "April Fools" is from a fantasy story in the library, and not an actual holiday that is observed in Fodlan. Marianne is still upset about the fake horse head that was placed in her room last night. 10 hours ago, Dragoncat said: Adding to the above, Flayn is still extremely confused about the paper fish on the backs. Also that one time someone cosplayed as the goddess to confuse the heck out of Rhea. We could barely save poor Alois from Rhea's wrath... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 Refer to Rhea as "Lady Palutena". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 1, 2019 Author Share Posted September 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, NinjaMonkey said: Refer to Rhea as "Lady Palutena". She would main Palutena in Smash though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 6 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: She would main Palutena in Smash though. Where are they going to get a copy of Smash Bros. from? Or the electricity needed to run the console? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 While we appreciate the concern about Cyril, he is here on his own accord, and is happy with his duties. "Child labor laws" is another fantasy idea. Seteth will be making a thorough check of the library to ensure that the light reading section contains material appropriate for a school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 2, 2019 Author Share Posted September 2, 2019 Making Ignatz cry is not a science experiment. The proper way to say "I am annoyed with the Golden Deer house" is NOT "Fuck this I'm going deer hunting". Unrelated: There will be a Starbucks installed on campus within a month and coffee is free for students, one per morning. Maybe now you'll all be able to show up for morning classes on time. If I have to teach class earlier than 9 am I am doing it in my pajamas as protest. - Byleth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 On 9/2/2019 at 4:37 PM, Dragoncat said: If I have to teach class earlier than 9 am I am doing it in my pajamas as protest. - Byleth I'd like to see that... ~ Edelgard Hehehehe... I know what I'm doing next... ~ Sothis - Professor Byleth's class will henceforth start at 8 a.m. sharp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 4, 2019 Author Share Posted September 4, 2019 4 hours ago, DragonFlames said: I'd like to see that... ~ Edelgard Hehehehe... I know what I'm doing next... ~ Sothis - Professor Byleth's class will henceforth start at 8 a.m. sharp! Jeritza sleeps naked and Jeralt just wears a pair of boxers, if we're going there. - Anonymous Informant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 3 hours ago, Dragoncat said: Jeritza sleeps naked and Jeralt just wears a pair of boxers, if we're going there. - Anonymous Informant A solemn public service announcement: I regret to inform you that a person identifying themselves as "Anonymous Informant" has been found dead by the sauna this morning. There is no evidence pointing to a killer but I ask everyone to keep an eye out for any strange occurences. ~ Seteth Also, while we're at it: Leonie has been found unconscious and with froth coming out of her mouth outside of Jeralt's quarters this morning. I doubt these two events are connected, but I wanted to inform you nonetheless. ~ Seteth, again Leonie creeping on Jeralt... what else is new? ~ Claude I-I did no such thing! A-And I DEFINITELY didn't have any froth coming out of my mouth!!! ~ Leonie Riiiiiiiight.... ~ Everyone in the Golden Deer except Raphael Idontbelievieyou! ~ Raphael Um... what about the dead guy? D-does that not concern anyone? ~ Bernadetta When there's a scandal involved, people usually stop caring about the important things... ~ Edelgard, shaking her head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 6, 2019 Author Share Posted September 6, 2019 (edited) Captain Jeralt is no longer allowed to have his whiskey canteen on campus. He must leave it at the front desk before teaching seminars. - Rhea - Jeralt We can pin images here???? - Ignatz Holy crap Dad really? - Byleth Well I don't know but this is what the kids these days do right? Mee mees? - Jeralt IT'S MEMES DAD - Byleth Edited September 6, 2019 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure the Scale Tipper Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Dragoncat said: Captain Jeralt is no longer allowed to have his whiskey canteen on campus. He must leave it at the front desk before teaching seminars. - Rhea - Jeralt We can pin images here???? - Ignatz Holy crap Dad really? - Byleth Well I don't know but this is what the kids these days do right? Mee mees? - Jeralt IT'S MEMES DAD - Byleth -Memes. The DNA of the Soul ~Dimitri -Wait, you play that stuff, Dimitri? ~Byleth -What did I tell you, Professor? ~Felix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 14 hours ago, Dragoncat said: Captain Jeralt is no longer allowed to have his whiskey canteen on campus. He must leave it at the front desk before teaching seminars. - Rhea - Jeralt We can pin images here???? - Ignatz Holy crap Dad really? - Byleth Well I don't know but this is what the kids these days do right? Mee mees? - Jeralt IT'S MEMES DAD - Byleth You... you called me "dad"? *sniff, sniff* I-I'm so... so... *sob* happy!!! ~ Jeralt Wow, this is probably the first time I've seen the captain cry... I can't even desCRYbe how that feels. ~ Alois Oh goddess... ~ Byleth, facepalming (Is this even a spoiler at this point? I'll spoiler it, just in case) Yes, what is it? ~ Sothis Is this even a ruleboard anymore...? ~ Seteth Let them have their fun, brother. ~ Flayn Ugh... fine. Do whatever you want. I don't care anymore... ~ Seteth Uh-oh, Seteth went mope-y emo mode! ~ Claude Indeed. Maybe we should do something to cheer him up? ~ Dimitri Let's just leave him alone for now. He'll calm down... I think. ~ Edelgard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 6, 2019 Author Share Posted September 6, 2019 1 minute ago, DragonFlames said: You... you called me "dad"? *sniff, sniff* I-I'm so... so... *sob* happy!!! ~ Jeralt Wow, this is probably the first time I've seen the captain cry... I can't even desCRYbe how that feels. ~ Alois Oh goddess... ~ Byleth, facepalming ...Does Byleth not call Jeralt dad? I'd assume so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Just now, Dragoncat said: ...Does Byleth not call Jeralt dad? I'd assume so. From what I've seen, the dialogue choices for Byleth always refer to Jeralt as "Jeralt", not "dad", at least male Byleth does in his support chain with Alois. I don't know if the female Byleth is different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 6, 2019 Author Share Posted September 6, 2019 38 minutes ago, DragonFlames said: From what I've seen, the dialogue choices for Byleth always refer to Jeralt as "Jeralt", not "dad", at least male Byleth does in his support chain with Alois. I don't know if the female Byleth is different. Good point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure the Scale Tipper Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 -From now on, discussions are allowed on the rule board, but rules are to be underlined, like so. ~Rhea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 >Felix is to refrain from using magic to power up his sword strikes. The sparks are hurting friend and foe alike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 11, 2019 Author Share Posted October 11, 2019 Professor Byleth will not respond to students asking if they can go to the bathroom with "I don't know, can you?" Nobody is allowed to pee on the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 >I would like to voice some concerns about some disparities between the class sizes of the final year students. Professor Byleth may be overstrained if he continues accepting class transfers. ~Hanneman >Seconded ~Manuela >I have not received any complaints from the students regarding the quality of Byleth's teaching, but I will keep a close eye on the situation. ~Seteth >That said, I would like to complain about his teaching methods. Poor Bernie has been scarred for life after all the "bandit target practice" on what's supposed to be our day off! ~Dorothea >I fail to see a problem here. The bandits need clearing out, may as well get some training out of them in the meantime. ~Felix >I agree with Felix. Also, using others to take out bandits would deplete resources from the Knights of Seiros. ~Rhea >Rhea and Felix agree on something? That's a surprise! ~Sylvain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 >The orchestra is not to stand outside the greenhouse waiting for Bernadetta and Annette to start singing so they can play backup. Although the music was very nice in the moment, the pair of them fainting into a week-long coma was not.~Seteth >On a similar note, Performing operas inspired by Bernadetta's works is not allowed without her explicit consent.~Hanneman >Ooh, "explicit consent"~Sylvain >You continue to disgust me.~Ingrid Spoiler >Lysithea, I do not believe you mean well when you suggest giving Miklan a 'crest implantation'.~Edelgard >It's possible to implant a crest in someone? Tell me more posthaste!~Hanneman >Seconded.~Linhardt >NO!~Lysithea >Hanneman, Linhardt: please respect Lysithea's personal boundaries.~Manuela >Since when did you know anything about respecting personal boundaries, Manuela?~Hanneman >Both of you need to give your students and each-other more respect.~Seteth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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