Dragoncat Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 You bought this privledge with your life savings so you're broke now. AYAW being the owner of a yacht, but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 You crash into a deserted island with no one to save you. AYAW being worshipped as a god, but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhoop Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 There are an equal amount of people who hate you so much that there is an all out war between your followers and haters on a daily basis, causing deaths every day. AYAW getting your dream car for free and without baggage, but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 you do not know how to drive. AYAW being a trust fund baby, but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 You can't use your funds for anything other than house payments due to legal reasons. AYAW never having to feel your stomach tumble when you're hungry but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 You risk starving yourself to death since you do not feel hungry and forget to eat. But yeah, I wish I do not feel hungry when I am hungry, so I can speed up my weight loss. I think I regained a few pounds over the holiday season. AYAW being legally allowed to indulge in any drug you want, but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 Dying a short while later from the abuse AYAW having infinite orbs in heroes but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 the 5* rate is set to 0%. AYAW cockroaches going extinct, but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhoop Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 They evolve back into existence the with the size, strength, and mass of a horse. AYAW being immune to sharp objects (meaning your skin cannot be penetrated), but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 all your orifices are twice as large and each orifice will be penetrated at least once a day by things that normally would not penetrate those orifices, such as a sausage in your ear or a pair of meatballs in your left nose nostril. AYAW with having everyone falling in love with you but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 this is my daily life. they leave me once they realize I'm an idiot destined to live under a bridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 AYAW having your dream job, but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhoop Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 You get paid minimum wage. AYAW having friends online but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eltosian Kadath Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 ...having none in real life. AYAW knowing how to speak, hear, read, and write in every language, but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 (edited) become mute, deaf, blind, and limbless after learning the last language. AYAW being an Ok Millennial, but... Edited January 17, 2020 by XRay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 not being an Excellent Zoomer. AYAW having the knowledge of how to blow up faucet sinks but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 you are banned from hotels, motels, and other lodging, as well as banned from using any public restroom. AYAW having a flying castle but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 The mortgage on it and the bills are outrageous. AYAW being able to shapeshift into any animal but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eltosian Kadath Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 ...you can never wear clothes again. AYAW being able to fly without the aid of machines, but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 (edited) be the subject of the joke "I just flew in from X location today, and boy, are my arms tired." AYAW with ending world hunger, but... Edited January 21, 2020 by Benice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 the solution to that is to kill everyone, so people cannot be hungry if they are dead. AYAW with having a turducken for dinner, but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 You have to wake up early in the morning for work tomorrow and you have no sick days left to hide behind so you can only eat a little bit of it and have to settle with the remainder of it as leftovers that might not be as good as when they were fresh out of the oven. AYAW somebody finally getting out of your favorite place to sit but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 Dwayne Johnson takes it before you can get to it. AYAW being immune to cold, but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 You end up in a hot sweaty mess at 2° Farenheit. AYAW never having a broken bone in your entire lifetime but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 but you have weak muscles. AYAW having a ninja maid retainer, but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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