null Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Micaiah zaps you with Thani, only stopping short of making you die. Then she burns the empathy belly onto your body with light magic so you can never take it off. I like Corrin x Azura. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 If the game is Birthright, you go free. Good on you for supporting good ships! If the game is Conquest or Revelations every romance you read is rewritten to be of the same poor quality and just as cringy. I might never complete the fe6 support log. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 This is not a bad thing. I always use Wade and Lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 They will always miss whenever you try to use them. so the same basically I ship Lyn x Mark 4 minutes ago, Benice said: This is not a bad thing. Lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Hector gets mad, yells "Blast!", and chops you up with his axe for shipping Lyn with someone other than him. I proudly ship Eliwood x Ninian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 No crime here. You really are a goodie two shoes. I sHiP nInIaN x nIlS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 FBI-chan comes to your front door to arrest you for promoting incest. I ship Alm x Clair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Celica summons Mila’s wrath to smite you. I secretly wrote all of Fates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 (edited) Awakening never happens because Valentia is never united and therefore FE dies after 12. I can't keep track of which chapter is which in three houses. NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAGH'D Edited September 26, 2020 by Benice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Jeralt pops out of the screen to bop you upside the head for not listening closely enough. I ship Robin x Lucina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Chrom refuses to ever show up in your game for the extreme violation of the bro code, and thus you can never progress. 16 minutes ago, Sooks1016 said: I secretly wrote all of Fates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 The FE elitists come and destroy you for ruining the reputation of their pReCiOuS series. I think marrying Awakening's 2nd gen is fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 On 9/25/2020 at 8:26 PM, twilitfalchion said: FBI-chan comes to your front door to arrest you for breaking the bro-code. I will not use felix in any capacity in Three Houses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 (edited) The Annette stans and the Felix fangirls have their own Reunion at Dawn, but they take care of a different problem than bandits. I don’t know all of the lyrics to the full Edge of Dawn. Edited September 30, 2020 by Sooks1016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 You are pushed off the edge of dawn by Edelgard. I don't like Fodlan winds very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 The Fodlan winds pick you up and blow you around and around in circles until you throw up. I won’t play fe6 until Monday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 You have your sanity until then. I establish fighter Lysithea as the new meta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 The Death Knight assassinates you for creating a new way for him to be destroyed. I burn Serenes Forest down for my profile somehow going blank when I logged out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 You’re forced to be the only mod on the restored site, and 75% of users exist just to spam. I barely feed the dogs and cats in fe3h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 They maul you for being neglectful. I never talk to the Gatekeeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 He becomes the true final boss, and is literally impossible to beat. When I first played fe7, I didn’t recruit Harken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 Isadora wants REVENGE! I kill Gordin instead of recruiting him in the Shadow Dragon prologue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 All Gordin memes disappear. I call myself a Zelda fan but haven't played Cadence of Hyrule or Tingle's game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 Eh, that's okay. They're spin off games anyway. I think Groose is unironically a good character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 This is not a crime, this is an objective fact that cannot be argued. I would play every Zelda game with motion controls A la Skyward Sword if I could. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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