Destiny Hero Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 The thread displayed on your moniter now tells you that in this fine area of the online universe, you are permitted to and must speak like the fair Count Bastian from your Fire Emblem game. I'm bad at it. Talking like Bastian is tricky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Meh, Soren is better if only for availability. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_____ Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Doust thou insulteth thy Count Bastian? Slander, I should think! Thou shalt be impaled on yonder shoes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted November 25, 2008 Author Share Posted November 25, 2008 Meh, Soren is better if only for availability. Soreneth iseth emoeth andeth haseth aneth Eeth ineth Staveethes. Doust thou insulteth thy Count Bastian? Slander, I should think! Thou shalt be impaled on yonder shoes! Thateth iseth tooeth wordyeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_____ Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Thateth iseth tooeth wordyeth. Doust thou mean to tell myself that the addition of "eth" to the end of said words is superior to actual text? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Nightroad Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 This thread is as great as my love for yonder fair maiden, Lucia. ~Bastian I doest laugheth at myself. I am not fit to speakest like the great Bastian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Soren is better, end of story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Nightroad Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 This thread be-eth about the glorious personification of awesomeness that is Bastian. Leaveth the obnoxious one out of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Bastian is totally heterosexual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Wozzeck Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Bastian apparently reads too much Shakespeare. That's probably what scares Lucia away from him; contrary to popular belief, Shakespeare does not attract women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 What?! Seriously? That was the whole reason I was considering joining the Shakespeare club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Wozzeck Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 What?! Seriously? That was the whole reason I was considering joining the Shakespeare club. Well, you see how Lucia shies away from him. I'd think it would be obvious that Shakespeare can't get you laid. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ike-Mike Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Bastian is very useful in the chapter he joins, that's for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Nightroad Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 He isn't a bad unit by any means. I would definitely pick him over Sanaki. To bad he joins so late.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thingy Person Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Fayre This is a heart-wrenching tale, in which, 'lo My life was shaken to and fro Now if thou would be so kind as to sit right there I shall recite how I have come to be the Count of Fayre. My place was evermore betwixt Melior's houses Adorned with curly shoes and frivolous trousers. The librarium, thither, relevations galore As I studied the arts of the tongue of yore. Then a couple of gents with evil sentiments Commenced running amok in my environment! One round of fisticuffs and unrooted hair Caused my mater to fret and say "You're going to Fayre." I rented a steed, but as I got near Its overwhelming odour caused me to sneer. Regardless, I mounted this foul-smelling mare. I pulled the reins and said "Ol' chap, ride to Fayre!" Then. I. halted 'fore a castle with scrupules nary Onuppan a hill with idylls overmany. I descended from my mount as the rightful heir; A newfound patron in the estate of Fayre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Holy freaking crap that is awesome Thingy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 lol~! thingy person's post made me think of something weird! rapping with a Shakespearean accent! :o someone should definitely do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Nightroad Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 lol~!thingy person's post made me think of something weird! rapping with a Shakespearean accent! :o someone should definitely do it! Wow... that might be the first rap song that doesn't make you stupider after hearing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Wozzeck Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 He isn't a bad unit by any means. I would definitely pick him over Sanaki.To bad he joins so late.... Yeah, Bastian is certainly a useful unit. Honestly, , though, I don't understand why Sanaki gets so much fire from fans; she turned out to be pretty useful in my run of the final chapter of this game, mostly because she could double-hit the red dragons and have a high enough evade to dodge the counterattack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ike-Mike Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 (edited) Shakespearan rap would be certainly something fresh and new. Edited November 25, 2008 by Ike-Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warrior of Dawn Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Shakespearian Rap? I approve! It would certainly add some soul into what is generally considered a rather uncouth habbit. Especially by yours truly. Bastian, Count of Fayre, is by no means a bad unit. In fact, he is quite skilled. However, at the moment in time at which he wanders from yonder, there are already far superior minions willing to die be manouvered at your whim. However, if by some miracle the fair Soren has not been used or has been struck down by the finicky RNG Goddess, then Bastian is a supreme choice. He is a more logical choice than the absentee, Tormod, in any circumstance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thingy Person Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 (edited) Shakespearian Rap? I approve! It would certainly add some soul into what is generally considered a rather uncouth habbit. Especially by yours truly.Bastian, Count of Fayre, is by no means a bad unit. In fact, he is quite skilled. However, at the moment in time at which he wanders from yonder, there are already far superior minions willing to die be manouvered at your whim. However, if by some miracle the fair Soren has not been used or has been struck down by the finicky RNG Goddess, then Bastian is a supreme choice. He is a more logical choice than the absentee, Tormod, in any circumstance! 9.5/10 Three cheers! Edited November 25, 2008 by Thingy Person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted November 26, 2008 Author Share Posted November 26, 2008 Hast though forgotten about the tasks at hand? The fair count Bastian has demanded that we, as his chilvalrous servants, attempt to speak like Him. Noweth geteth toeth worketh, naeveethes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kintenbo Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 (edited) Hast though forgotten about the tasks at hand? The fair count Bastian has demanded that we, as his chilvalrous servants, attempt to speak like Him. Noweth geteth toeth worketh, naeveethes! Your overuse of "eth" is of great sorrow to my ears. Such insults to Bastian's way of speach! Alas, thou knowest nothing of proper Shakespearian English. (I'm not so keen myself, but whatever) Bastian, oh how I sympathize with your tastes. I believe that the lady Lucia may be even more beautiful than the very queen that she protects! The fair Lucia, hair blue and (originally) long, hands as soft as silk. Lo, what a treat it must be to witness her at her best, being friendly and a cook. Doest thou comprehend her potential in the culinary arts? Ye, she could be the one who can rival the cooking of Oscar's! But alas, the thigh high boots and long gloves hinder the view of what could be the glorious sight of her arms and legs. Such a fine sight that must be! Oh, how the her delicate, small hands are blocked off by cloth. How her smooth, graceful feet is unseen by those boots. But lo behold, is this a blessing from talented Fire Emblem fans?: This is of great cheer! How the artist portrayeth her beauty! She looks at the highest degree of peace! Bastian, thou must look with great fervor! This may be the masterpiece placed on your mantle! ....That seems Bastianish enough for me. Oh yeah, those talking about a Shakespeare rap: Edited November 26, 2008 by Kintenbo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killer Poleax Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 He's okay but he comes too late in the game to be of much use. Yeah, he's useful in the chapter he joins but I'd rather use the other characters that I've been playing the game with. I took him to endgame once and he was only good against generals and dragons. Yeah, I'm not a big mage fan mainly cause most of them are slow and can't double attack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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