AnonymousSpeed Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 So I was watchin' some YouTube videos and I came across JonTron's old Home Improvement video. Here's the long and short of it. In addition to the superhuman durability Tim Allen displays on the show, the game reveals that he can also effortless one-hand wield a chainsaw while running at full sprint (check the video at 4:45 for reference). Given the abnormal weight distribution in this pose, his strength must be incredible. He also has some kind of supernatural technique to fire sonic booms from his chainsaw (see 5:57). Tim Allen carries a wide variety of other tools, including nail guns he fires like the Bass Buster, a grappling hook, a flamethrower, and a sledgehammer. He carries all these and can still jump well over six feet in the air. I'm just saying, I think he might be a good ally for Doom Guy. I am not alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 can I interest you in one tim allen's zoom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 24, 2022 Author Share Posted July 24, 2022 4 hours ago, indigoasis said: can I interest you in one tim allen's zoom? You don't even need a team. Tim Allen can handle it all himself. He'll fill the baddies with staples and chainsaw energy blades. How does he do it? No idea. I mean... How do you explain Tim Allen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 11 minutes ago, AnonymousSpeed said: How do you explain Tim Allen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 24, 2022 Author Share Posted July 24, 2022 Aw frick, he even has Santa powers. This guy really is too powerful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanty Pete's 1st Mate Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 My favorite part was when he said "It's Toolin' Time". The whole audience stood up and revved their chainsaws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 31, 2022 Author Share Posted July 31, 2022 Tim Allen also has superhuman charisma which can raise an instant chainsaw army. Can nothing stop this man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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