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Fine, I would be the main character attorney person if I could. If not then I would be a prosecutor like Edgey. If not that then I'd be like... Detective Gumshoe or whatever the hell his name is.

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I want to be that guy who sits right behind the defendant and always has this "I'm gonna stab you to death with my bottle opener if you don't get convicted." look on his face. If not that then the Baliff

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I'd be the annoying witness that screws up every testimony with completely irrelevant and misleading facts! :D (See: Lotta Hart, Wendy Oldbag.)
I want to be that guy who sits right behind the defendant and always has this "I'm gonna stab you to death with my bottle opener if you don't get convicted." look on his face. If not that then the Baliff

Either of these will do.

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You must choose exactly!

Random witness

Criminal (can also testify)

Some NPC (can also testify)

Prosecutor

Attorney

etc.

Some NPC who cusses and shrugs after every line.

And then the killer left!

*shrugs*Fuck I think it was like........3:42 pm!

*shurgs* Shit it was probably later than that!

*shrugs* hell if i know! I didnt have a watch!

*shrugs* dammit and I left my cell phone at the park!

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Some NPC who cusses and shrugs after every line.

And then the killer left!

*shrugs*Fuck I think it was like........3:42 pm!

*shurgs* Shit it was probably later than that!

*shrugs* hell if i know! I didnt have a watch!

*shrugs* dammit and I left my cell phone at the park!

Oh that guy is such a random NPC bastard he shurgged.

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Some NPC who cusses and shrugs after every line.

And then the killer left!

*shrugs*Fuck I think it was like........3:42 pm!

*shurgs* Shit it was probably later than that!

*shrugs* hell if i know! I didnt have a watch!

*shrugs* dammit and I left my cell phone at the park!

Awesome. That's the best testimony ever.

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