MyLuckyHaiku

So for some background: When I was a kid I was really into myths, urban legends, and cryptids. (Mostly cryptids) So at my local library I read every book on cryptids I could, and one book stood out (I don’t remember the name though) if I recall, there was the basic stuff like Bigfoot and Nessie, but there was one entry about Yuki Onna, something I’d never heard of at the time and it intrigued me. The version that was in the book was something like this:

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This topic is the epitome of humanity.

“I’ve been studying facial structure recently, may I study your face?”

Hahaha I hate it.

"That was a pointless encounter with a pointless person."

Ask if she needs a coat or some pants or something, it’s a little cold outside.

“I’m gonna is a great day to go to sleep now.” Again: “I don’t think you could do that.”

Ask him to play me something on the guitar.

How the heck did a fox get a trampoline onto my doorstep?

Stare at her.

Compliment her hat.

Try not to get accidentally poked by The Sword of the Creator. (Either one.)

http://www.reddit.com/r/MonsterHunter/wiki/guild_quest_monsters

Move over a little bit so it has more room.

I’ve never heard of this game before, so I looked up some pictures... it looks interesting. As for the screenshot size it seems fine on a phone, but not sure about how it looks on a computer. (I assume it’s alright though)

And what are you two trying to sell me?

Touch it to see what it feels like.

Grab her gun and set it down somewhere else, just in case of an accidental firing.

Because he has a lance. Why is street racing illegal?

Make sure it doesn’t start my blankets on fire.

Throw a rock at it and see what happens.

Because they can do what they want. Why is my computer screen so dirty?

Try removing the dragon from my bed, so I can continue sleeping.