burgerkong Posted January 24, 2014 Author Share Posted January 24, 2014 Here's the next installment of FE7:THWOMP! On the previous chapter, we beat back a bunch of shamans, pegasus knights, and sword-users (read: unthwomp scrubs) and reached the Dread Isle to reccue Elidad and meet the evil Nergal. Is he a thwomp? Or is he squishy? We shall see... Chapter 19: Of Fog, Forests, and Thwomps (Hint: they do not mix) Yeah, gosh Elidad, you could've just freed the boy. Plot plot plot plot I don't think that description fits either of those 2 Jaffar surprise buttsex (possibly the best kind) Man, watching this animation as a kid in Grade 4 for the first time was so hype Yeah, one-shotting a thief is definitely extremely difficult Dead Leila still more competent than the rest of Ostia's spy network SQUISHY THIEF SAD (and Lord Thwomp is falling asleep, look at him) But in the meantime, let's kill more of these Black Fang douches Well if you would tell us his stats we wouldn't be so ignorant SEXIST RACIST TOO Well, it's not like he's doing anything other than being a living lighthouse THANKS LIVING LIGHTHOUSE Yeah Matthew you can cry on the bench all you want after this, we get Legault soon Eh, not bad but probably bench considering he's Bartre with lower stats CHOKE THE POINTS OHKO (though Dorcas and Bartre can both do the same thing) Dat Luck STOP STEALIN MA EXP damnit elithwomp NO MERLINUS I FORGOT THE REAR GUARD AGAIN MAGIC TINK OH NO REAR GUARD DORCAS TO THE RESCUE ARROW TINK Eh it's Dorcas completely unnecessary guh GUH GUUHHHHH DORCAS Well, considering he's holding a bow, I somehow doubt that... more unnecessary DAMN YOU FORESTS SEX THWOMP (best level this chapter LOL) please hit, i've been missing for a couple of turns already NEVER MIND BEST LEVEL RIGHT HERE Damnit, why are you telling this to Lord Thwomp, he's bad with directions thanks for the 5k gold Me too, preferably not in a forest so he doesn't have +20 evade LYN IS RACIST TOO On the next chapter of FE7:THWOMP, we discover that indeed giving Lord Thwomp the directions was a bad idea, and fight two bosses with ALMOST AS MUCH EVASION AS UHAI Screw you Kushina and random palette swap Sage :( Hope you guys enjoyed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jave Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Heh, I will be following this. Your commentary is great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted January 25, 2014 Author Share Posted January 25, 2014 Heh, I will be following this. Your commentary is great. Thanks dude, really appreciate it. Sorry for the lack of posting yesterday, I'll be uploading Chapter 19x today for sure! Smash Bros. is too addicting :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rah Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 (edited) Screw Smash Bros. More thwomp. I like btw. Edited January 25, 2014 by Rah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM ME MARIANNE ART Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 OSTHWOMP BETTER BE SOLOING THAT DRAGON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted January 25, 2014 Author Share Posted January 25, 2014 @ Rah: Smash Bros. too hype man, gotta get that practice in @ Castle: Osthwomp can certainly try. And I see those custom PM character images in your sig :P And here's the long-awaited next chapter! On the last chapter of FE7:THWOMP, we killed some racist and sexist Sacaen nomad with like 70 avoid, and now we have the directions to reach the Dragon's Gate. But telling them to Lord Thwomp might not have been the best idea... Chapter 19x: Of Magic Seals and Thwomps (which do not use magic, by the way :D) Well that seems like a stupid thing to do considering they'll hear the rest of us Dammit squishy, don't tell me what to do nag nag nag I swear his palette swap was racist towards Sacaens too Bolting says hi So I guess I have the natural advantage Yeah, they actually deal damage Well, with enough Hand Axes anything is possible Thwompism 101 ME WANT LOOK AT THOSE STARS, OSTHWOMP APPROVES Free exp for imouto thwomp wow 3hko's Sex Thwomp IMOUTO WOULD BE PROUD he's mysterious and evil-looking right, IT'S NERGAL Well, there goes your tactical advantage Actually, his face is still hidden Defenseless victims, Sex Thwomp's favourite~ CRIT TINK SMASH YEAH Meh Sex Thwomp Meh Horsethwomp god Bartre why LORD THWOMP TOO STRONK Wait a second... no no no no no no no no... NOOOOO Matthew's Spd is too low to steal the Silver Card !$(!@!%*)!&$ FML This level isn't enough to cheer me back up Imouto Thwomp rear guard activate! THERE'S TOO MANY WOW THE HIT RATES FUCK YOU AION Osthwomp <3 OH BABY MAX STR AND DEF Good lord this took a while HANG IN THERE DROLL MERCHANT THE DOUCHE SAGE IS ALMOST DEAD Man this dude has a lot of HP, can I recruit him? Merlinus tent too hard to kill Sex Thwomp :( STATISTICALLY SIGNIFICANT CRITS FTW T___T Aion stole my hopes and dreams, dodged a shit ton of attacks, and didn't even have the decency to give a decent level CURSE YOU AION OSTHWOMP OSTHWOMP <3 nooo droll merchant whatevs cya next chapter IMOUTO THWOMP ltc status, man I'm good not me, my heart has been rent asunder and crushed. Silver card WHYYYY T___T My heart is still hurting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninian Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Hey, I only do EHM. No Silver Card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Hey, I only do EHM. No Silver Card. The SIlver Card is in EHM, though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 The SIlver Card is in EHM, though... Where? Anyway, great run, though I did prefer the original list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted January 26, 2014 Author Share Posted January 26, 2014 (edited) Where? Anyway, great run, though I did prefer the original list. Thanks dude. I did too, but considering I'm using Eliwood and Canas it'll be kind of similar except with top tier units like Sain and Raven But yeah, Silver Card is being held by Aion in both EHM and HHM. Edited January 27, 2014 by burgerkong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninian Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Whoops, meant ENM. I went through all of LHM this morning. Lucius was way thwompy. Is Horsethwomp gonna keep going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted January 27, 2014 Author Share Posted January 27, 2014 (edited) I'm sorry to all of my fans (all 1 of you) who've been waiting for the chapter, but IT IS FINALLY HERE. I was honestly just lazy as hell yesterday, and my parents came up to visit me at university from home so me and my roommates did last minute cleanup so our apartment didn't look like utter shit. But here it is, Chapter 20. I can't believe me and my thwomps are almost halfway through T___T On the last episode of FE7:THWOMP, we killed some dude in a red hood with Imagine Breaker and DIDN'T GET THE SILVER CARD !*&$&!(!#!@!%! And now we arrive at the Dragon's Gate, where we will confront Nergal get force fed a crap ton of plot. Chapter 20 Part 1: The Actual Chapter Well, it does now that we're here. It's Lord Thwomp, he's right beside you guys. Spoilers: It's to transform into a giant ice dragon that gets one shot by Elithwomp. They've both been looking forward to this meeting, huehuehue~ Lord Thwomp's persuasive skills in action "Why didn't he stay right there and let crush the life out of him with my bare hands?" The "All-Knowing Power-Hungry Thwomp of Laus, Ruler of the World" soon to be deceased Well, you must've been waiting for a pretty long time LOL, you so funny Cameron CURSE YOU BOOOOOOL CAMEROOOOON (it just doesn't have the same ring) Legault = Eubans, OMG PLOT TWIST I guess that says a lot considering he tinks Lord Thwomp w/WTA ELITHWOMP SEX THWOMP Whoops Wow Cameron you're shit WHYYY GODDAMNIT BARTRRRRE You know your life sucks when you get doubled by Osthwomp LTC BABY HORSETHWOMP YAY Whoops v2 Fuck you Shamans, Horsethwomp no like Top Tier duo heading south for dat exp Wow Lord Thwomp you're so popular, everyone recognizes you on sight Yeah, he's got a thief to recruit Actually, he looks pretty happy in his portrait right here 16 Str and Def, you're less thwomp than Lord Thwomp despite being promoted DORCAS enjoy this since this may be the last time he's fielded T___T MAGE DODGE TOO COOL FOR BARTRE TO HANDLE You can clearly tell since he's not wearing any black Hey, Lord Thwomp takes offense to that, he's not that fast Lord Thwomp not the quickest on the uptake If only we could get them to just stand right there Well, you can't even hurt him, so... Oh god no NO DON'T TELL HIM ABOUT THE SIMPLE HONEST CHILDREN PLEASE NO ELITHWOMP In Lycia, treachery = really bad Well, if Elithwomp had landed both hits, you would've died TINK CRIT YEAH Eh, I guess DORCAS oh thx ouch Whoops v3 MAGIC MAKES BARTRE HEAD HURT There was no finer way Well, considering how many people Osthwomp's speared, it's probably a mix I'll take it oh no pegasus knights! i'm sorry merlinus I forgot the rear- BAM SURPRISE DORCAS BITCHES MISSION COMPLETE Me like, but seriously? Does it have to be Speed AGAIN...? Whoops, forgot he had this equipped Yeah, see this turncount? It's about to go down the toilet with my tactics rank. Sorry for splitting it up into two parts like those awful 2-parter movies, but considering this is the first 80 screenshots out of 200, I figured this would be as fine as any to stop. The next part will be supports, secret shops, and the epic conclusion to the first arc of FE7:THWOMP! Edited January 28, 2014 by burgerkong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottlegnomes Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 (edited) me and my roommates did last minute cleanup so our apartment didn't look like utter shit. I gave up on that years ago. Anyway, yay, updates. Edited January 27, 2014 by bottlegnomes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 This was giggle-tastic IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninian Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Use Karel. Even I, who has never used Karel, know that he's thwompy squishy enough to always never warrant using. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted January 28, 2014 Author Share Posted January 28, 2014 This was giggle-tastic IMO. Thank you, love the work you did in phobia's Chaos run so far! @ bottlegnomes: Trust me, it helped, our floor was coated in shit since I live up in Canada and the snow tracks all over the place. Mopping really helped. And yay, updates :D @ Ninian: I'm quite a bit ahead gameplay-wise compared to where is shown, and I've already recruited Harken so yeah... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninian Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 I was joking, 'f course. I take it Survivor Thwomp is a good unit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gcubedude Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Dangit Canas, why aren't you Thwomping? And I just realized Eliwood has Str equal to his Level. Bartre with Spd, Eliwood with Str...this is one crazy playthough and I love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted January 28, 2014 Author Share Posted January 28, 2014 I was joking, 'f course. I take it Survivor Thwomp is a good unit? Well... Yeah, he's pretty fricking amazing for a unit with no investment, he beats Bartre out of the water in every stat unfortunately. If this was HNM I could use pretty much anyone I wanted, but as it is Harken is pretty hard to do without :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Well... Yeah, he's pretty fricking amazing for a unit with no investment, he beats Bartre out of the water in every stat unfortunately. If this was HNM I could use pretty much anyone I wanted, but as it is Harken is pretty hard to do without :( THWOMPken is one mighty hero. What supports do you have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted January 28, 2014 Author Share Posted January 28, 2014 Dangit Canas, why aren't you Thwomping? And I just realized Eliwood has Str equal to his Level. Bartre with Spd, Eliwood with Str...this is one crazy playthough and I love it. Yeah, Bartre's speed is ridiculous, I dunno why it ended up that way. If you've seen Shin's FE7 Let's Rage playthrough, I think my Bartre stole his' speed :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted January 28, 2014 Author Share Posted January 28, 2014 THWOMPken is one mighty hero. What supports do you have? Currently I think I have: (--> A marks that I intend to get A rank just in case it wasn't clear) Hector B Oswin --> A Hector B Eliwood Eliwood B Lowen --> A Bartre B Canas --> A Raven B Priscilla Sain B Priscilla --> A Bartre C Raven Oswin C Dorcas (I doubt he's getting more than C rank since Dorcas is unlikely to make another appearance :() Something like that? I'll have to double check later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 (all 1 of you) He mentioned me! Squee Horsethwomp is doing well for himself. Sad that Dorcas is getting benched cuz he was doing pretty well for himself there. At least the latest edition had some thwomp to that Bartre. BAM SURPRISE DORCAS BITCHES lawl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgerkong Posted January 28, 2014 Author Share Posted January 28, 2014 He mentioned me! Squee Horsethwomp is doing well for himself. Sad that Dorcas is getting benched cuz he was doing pretty well for himself there. At least the latest edition had some thwomp to that Bartre. lawl! "Doing pretty well for himself" doesn't actually equate to much unfortunately :( Base speed is thwomp and all, but it just doesn't cut it in HHM which is why I'm kinda regretting doing Hard Mode. That and the reduced deployment slots meaning Dorcas can't even come along for novelty and supports. Unfortunately, unless something magical happens, Dorcas' usefulness has been achieved in the FE7 THWOMP Run, sad as that sounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Yeah...theres a reason i dont do HHM. I like using the guys i want. But holy hell those Hard Mode Bonuses kick ass. Dat Harken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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