HowAreYaBud Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 My entire life, I have been discriminated against. Insulted by my peers. Criticized by my parents. I have always been a disappointment to my family. My parents and brothers refuse to talk to me unless it is necessary. They are so embarrassed by me, they don't even let me leave my room except for school. So many nights, spent staring at the walls. So many nights, wasted in complete boredom. However, even through all this, I have never been alone. Whenever I feel lonely, he comes. He enters through the window each night. We hold each other, and he comforts me with sweet, soothing words.Thanks to him, I am never lonely for too long. I love him, and he loves me. He first came to me when I was only 5. I told my parents about him, but they didn't believe me. They said he was only in my imagination. It made me angry, but, as every night, he came and calmed me. It doesn't matter if they don't believe in him. I know he is real. He was my only real friend, and I bragged about our wonderful relationship to all the other kids at school.They also though I was lying. But it didn't matter, because I know. My parents locked me in my room after that, and I began my life of supposed solitude. There is never a single night that he misses coming through that window and holding me, kissing me, making sweet love to me. Everyone thinks I am a freak, but I know the truth. I have one man to thank for my happiness, and so I thank him every night. "Shrek is love," I say. "Shrek is life." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaia Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Uh... :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMCC4728 Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted35362 Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 the collision of my face and my palm irl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alm Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 I want to favorite this topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Looooooooooool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 10/10 would read again any haters can go get #shrekt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 (edited) I don't hate it...I just don't get it. I feel old. Edited June 21, 2014 by SeverIan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 I was almost feeling bad for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahrivar Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 first thing I did was scan the last line of the post for the letters "S" "H" "R" "E" and "K" in that order and that's it, I'm done, bye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJWalker Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 So Shrek's back in fashion? I feel old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceBrand Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 I was feeling this poem until I saw Shrek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momentai~ Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 At which point did the relationship become sexual...? Think carefully before you answer, we don't want Shrek's chances of being in SSB4 ruined by some little doxy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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