HF Makalov Fanboy Kai Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 jesus christ, gheb's chapters are just as badly designed as glasses. i never knew cause i always picked glasses route Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 do you have a guiding ring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 ...wow, this...this really is bad. I mean, part of it's probably your bad luck, but that hardly cancels out the really bad game design choices. Anyway, Saleh. Not quite what I was predicting, but in hindsight, it's exactly what this hack would do. Something about this feels like cheating... Moniker, since this game seems to be getting you down, I looked around for something which might cheer you up. Here, this should help you. Dancer Gheb! (There really is no class that can accurately portray his fat ass) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrman Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 You know what will happen if Moniker sees that? His sanity will slip further! Now that Gheb commanded it, all dancers will all look like him. Now we've got fat semi-nude people refreshing everyone now. The Fanservice Emblem players will cry. (Unless they have fat fetishes.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 You know what will happen if Moniker sees that? His sanity will slip further! Now that Gheb commanded it, all dancers will all look like him. Now we've got fat semi-nude people refreshing everyone now. The Fanservice Emblem players will cry. (Unless they have fat fetishes.) Well, it exists. The sad truth is someone in the world legitimately finds Gheb attractive. It's just what happens when you have seven billion diverse people on a floating space rock. Hm...how to fix that...oh, what a struggle I have... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoniker Posted September 21, 2015 Author Share Posted September 21, 2015 Bleh... this is just so... so bad. I feel so sorry for you. ...Do you want a hug or something? I'll gladly give anything that doesn't endanger my life or sanity. I'll take a hug... this is just... so HORRIBLE... jesus christ, gheb's chapters are just as badly designed as glasses. i never knew cause i always picked glasses route So, it... doesn't get better in Glass's route... crap. do you have a guiding ring? I WISH! Then, Ewan could wreck everything... but nope, I have 0 magical promotion items, unless you count the Manly Seal being used on Moulder. ...wow, this...this really is bad. I mean, part of it's probably your bad luck, but that hardly cancels out the really bad game design choices. Anyway, Saleh. Not quite what I was predicting, but in hindsight, it's exactly what this hack would do. Something about this feels like cheating... Moniker, since this game seems to be getting you down, I looked around for something which might cheer you up. Here, this should help you. The dancer is beautiful... and by beautiful I mean HORRIBLE! It doesn't help AT ALL! (Cool palette though) Time to cringe in... GhebFE: Episode 12: Chapter 10: Part 2: It gets Better(A Little) This is not a good way to start an update. ...You know what, let's do a double tutorial, maybe the next one will be better. Nope. So, remember, last time, we were trying to figure out how to handle Marisa... This is the way. Marisa's gotta kill Phantom until we can get Denning over to her. Ack! If that had hit, who knows how long I'd have needed to recruit Marisa! At least, that's the last of his Sleep staff. And-wait, Denning doesn't have Innes's character slot? No, he must, but- Oh, right. GERIK'S slot recruits Marisa, not Innes... and Karla's asleep... Dangit! Nope, Tethys can't do it either. Just checking. (This happens for a while) Okay! Onto the team, you troublesome thing! Marisa: …? Karla: It’s me, Karla! Remember me? Marisa: …? ... ...Of course. I guess the description wasn't lying. Marisa: Oh! Hi… I’m supposed to kill you now. Karla: What? Are you kidding? Marisa: No, I’m not. Now bend over. Karla: Huh? Ah! Not another step! It’s Karla, bitch!! Marisa: Yes, I know… Karla: Why are you looking at me like that? Marisa: Also, where’s Fir? She was supposed to be here by now. Karla: I…dunno… Just keep a good distance from me and everything will be fine, allright? Marisa: Sure… Well... at the very least she's finally on the team... We've almost defeated the enemies... Hold on, I'm remembering something about this chapter! Wait for it... WAIT FOR IT... There we go! ENEMY REFILL! New OP prepromotes spotted: Falcoknights and Rangers! COme to think of it, that is a disproportionately large amount of strength for a pegasus! I'm starting to think GhebFE just sort of equalizes the stats across all classes, to make every enemy the same! Riev gets a bad level and a weapon he can't use. ...Crap. AHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S A 45 SILVER BOWS VS PEGASUS Ewan! Handle them! Private phantom is still being helpful! Low health! Skills activate! AGAIN! Ha! Foolish ranger! You can't kill Ewan, and neither can anyone else! Just give up! Beautiful! I'm almost ready to show his stat screen... And that's both prepromotes gone. Saleh's force is still holding out up there. Now I have to handle them while getting pelted by boltings. Turns out I was wrong earlier. he still had sleep staff. And Phantom is out of everyone's range right now, so I can't use him until he wakes up! At least we get a level... Dangit... stupid 5-use Sleep buff! At least he's REALLY out now! Unfortunately, I don't think Batta will ever be fast enough to steal from non-armor-knights. Ballista-luring! Weapon-getting! Gate-opening! House-visiting! Weird dude: We are free as bird swallows. It’s the best. Cormag: Really? Weird dude: Yeah, we can even marry our hawt cousins! *Cormag leaves* Weird dude: …? Wait…? Cringe-ing! Crap. Why can no one ever just DODGE a staff? Well, those are definitely stats he needs... Other weird dude: And also that he spoke in 3rd person. He must be an epicly cool guy. I wish to meet him. Gheb: I’m sure he thinks the same. Other weird dude: Really!? Gheb: About the cool part of course. Wow. That was almost funny. I should have sent Kiwi into that house. I'm not sure whether to say "Yes, he hit them hard!" or "Ow, I've been hit hard!" Dangit, Saleh! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE IN THIS CHAPTER? At least we get money. Ballisticians! OUT! This is probably the least harmful thing he can do, really. I just wish I had a Restore, but I don't. Anyways, Saleh's holding the Purge, so he should be easy to hit and kill! Saleh's handsomeness is just too much for Amelia. He can dodge based on sheer talent and skill alone. If he fared well against Amelia, he'll probably do fine against Kiwi! ...Crap. He's dead... TO RETURN IN CHAPTER 13! ...I hope. NEXT TIME: Remember how there's an Arena in this chapter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlancHammer Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Just letting you know that Assassins can steal in this game making Colm a waste of promotion Items. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HF Makalov Fanboy Kai Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Just letting you know that Assassins can steal in this game making Colm a waste of promotion Items. can or can't? i never promoted colm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrman Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Moniker Sanity Index: Cringing at more awful dialogue! Awful tutorials are awful. now someone put this hack on Something Awful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlancHammer Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 can or can't? i never promoted colm. They can, at least according to the readme file. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midori Mage Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Uh... let's see... here. Just pretend you're the dog getting hugged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 They can, at least according to the readme file. But if they can steal, and stealing is so powerful, why would giving Colm more stats be bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlancHammer Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 But if they can steal, and stealing is so powerful, why would giving Colm more stats be bad? Because Ai-ke and Marisa don't require an Ocean Seal to be good thiefs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 ...oh, right, those two! ...well it would actually be up to Monkier at that point. I would personally keep Colm, he's already undergone training and is well leveled, while Ikey's stats (pretty sure that's the joke, by the way) kinda suck and Marisa...eh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlancHammer Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 At least Marisa gets a horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 ...wait, a horse? An assassin on a horse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlancHammer Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Yes, female Assassins get Horses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 ...GhebFE has always come across as vulgar and baffling to me. That, however, is just the latter. But, somehow, so much more than normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoniker Posted September 23, 2015 Author Share Posted September 23, 2015 Just letting you know that Assassins can steal in this game making Colm a waste of promotion Items. Assassins can steal? Cool, I'll totally make Colm an assassin! Uh... let's see... here. Just pretend you're the dog getting hugged. Aww, cute puppies... I feel a bit better now. Because Ai-ke and Marisa don't require an Ocean Seal to be good thiefs. Ai-ke is terrible, and Marisa would be extremely aggravating to train. Colm is already trained and an effective thief as of right now. He gets an Earth seal! Yes, female Assassins get Horses. Ladies get horses? I mean, I don't think it's worth training Marisa for, but... that's still really weird. Time to cringe in... The CHAPTER 10 WRAP-UP! Hey! Game! We were ALL noobs at some point! ...Except me. I never was one, obviously. I wanted to see if Gheb and Saleh had any special dialogue. They didn't. Instead I saw Saleh be slain by Raep Her... Back to the reality where Kiwi kills him, we get a weapon! Now then... IT'S ABUSE TIME! I'm gonna promote as many people as I possibly can! WE'RE FINALLY GOING TO BE GOOD! When it says "Arena Abuse" it actually means more along the lines of RNG Abuse, because RNG-abuse is basically required to survive GhebFE's arena. The enemy buffs stick, and they're still more than capable of cheating! Anyways, let's do a support! Or maybe not! Not the best showing, but... Colm is now level-capped! I'm liking the strength and defenses, even though he could stand to be more skillful. Sadly, I don't have any items to promote him with... Moulder gets his 20th level from healing Colm! You know, initially I was reluctant to use Moulder, thinking we'd get a better healer later. But so far, none have appeared, and Moulder's been a very good healer so far! You know what? I'm committing myself! Let's use the manly seal! Uh... !?!?! The Stache!? Is that a custom class? Yeah, definitely custom! Let's take a closer look! Well, I certainly don't regret promoting him now! He seems very powerful and useful! Not only that, he also has axes! He's basically a war monk, control over magical and physical damage! Here are the other levels Moulder got from healing. Remember how Denning joins at level 12 when all the other units are hovering around level 17? Yeah, I'm not letting him lag behind for long. Not even a little, in fact. Let's get this cool and slightly OP dude promoted! Mmm, tough decision... their palettes are both weird, so... SNIPER! Yeah, I think he'll really use those increased caps. This guy may even end up like Ewan! He's become great at everything, not a master of none at all like I originally suspected! Next up is Kiwi. He only had 1 level to gain, but FE arenas HATE armor knights. Seriously, their defense doesn't matter when they're permanently getting doubled, at a weaponry disadvantage, and facing things they don't have WTA against. It took a LONG TIME to get this, and it wasn't even that great! But at last, we get to choose... (And yes, most promoted descriptions are "units in your posse".) Personally, I always spring for the statistically better option, particularly in a hack like GhebFE. Seems pretty cool. I max Ewan out. No, I mean, he is LITERALLY MAXED OUT IN EVERY STAT(save HP). I so, SO wish the game would just give me a Guiding Ring already! Until then, I can't make good use of this monster! Next off, I cap out Amelia. Will she be as good as Malakov says she is? Let's find out. Um... what? They're the same? Well, might as well try the "new" option... Particularly since it has better gains. Ranger map sprite? Wow, she's almost got strength capped already. A ranger with swords, lances, AND bows. I like it! Also, for some reason, she's lost the ability to use Mooving. It can probably still lay mines, though. Okay, that was a LOT of grinding, but I definitely feel better about the next few chapters! Not to mention, I'm fresh out of promotion items! Let's leave! Oh no! Valter! Valter: Heheh, this time I will not fail! Valter: Let’s pass for now. His time is soon to come. "This time I won't fail! LET'S NOT ATTACK!" *unit Kiwi: But first of all, how the hell did you get in so much crap!? Karla: Well, it was Denning here’s fault. Denning: This is a message from- Karla: *text skip* crazy group and I had to chase him. Kiwi: And what about that whore you were with. Seems like a good reason to me. Karla: She helped us clear out some stuff. Gheb: She should stay, she hawt. Dangit, Gheb! Kiwi: Agreed. Any find? Karla: Well, Sir Kiwi, we really couldn’t find anything directly related to this Gleb, but we did find something useful. Karla: to which Tethys belongs to. Drugs! Because this hack needed more "mature elements"! Kiwi: Tethys who? Gheb: I think it’s the ho’. Karla: Yes, the… Gypsy. Anyhow, the circus is working with Gleb, and we really couldn’t find out a lot about it, just that they’re heading to Frelia. At least we get to destroy the drug ring. Gheb: Wait, wut? Drugs? Moniker's sanity has increased by -3 points! Kiwi: I really dunno. Denning: This is a message from Lord Nergal. Gheb: Wut? Kiwi: Wait, let Kiwi listen. Can he translate the message? ...Apparently this is like Ask and Pikachu now. Kiwi: Gheb, do you *text skip* after bringing pwnage to Eghb. Gheb: Eghb!! Ugh, ew. Umm, yes, Keweh. Kiwi: Well, she and her douche cohorts are part of that thing. If we find her we can get a hold of the drug ring. Gheb: Kiwi! Ur Right! Let’s go look for that whore! Let's talk to some different characters! Please... Okay, this is slightly better. Tethys: Mccartney? What the hell? McCartney: I told you I used to work for Gheb. He just forced me back in. Now you? Tethys: Well, I had to run away from that bitch. And I got stuck with this wonderful gal and her creepy sidekick. McCartney: I see… Tethys: *text skip* being with L’arabitch, don’t you think? McCartney: Maybe… Now we're back with Kiwi! Honestly, I kinda thought Kiwi would be a better character at first, but he's just as bad as Gheb. Kiwi: You three are Kiwi’s best. Your pays are high above that of a normal merc, just ‘cuz Kiwi likes you. Now, Kiwi is following his epicness Gheb, and so shall you. Karla: Got it boss! Denning: This is a message from Lord Nergal. Ai-Ke: Whatever you say… Kiwi: Gud, nao, follow Kiwi! Moniker does not understand. Gheb: McCartney the brave! What? McCartney: I was hanging out with her for a while now. Gheb: Wut? McCartney: Didn’t you notice? Gheb: Um, no? McCartney: Anyways, me and Tethys can help you find her. She’s pretty easy to track. Yes, just follow the trail of dead monsters, or... something... Gheb: ORLY. Kiwi: NOWAI! McCartney: Yeah… Gheb: Hehehe, I do know you. Are you asking for a raping! "A-ARE YOU ASKING FOR A RAPING!?!?!?!" *BONK* *BONK* *BONK* Moniker's cranium trauma has increased by 3 points! Tethys: What!! TETHYS HAS TO CUT IT OUT!?! *SLAP* Moniker's facepalm level has increased by 1 bonus point! Tethys: Fine… Gheb: I’ll be getting you soon enough, ho’! Kiwi: Let’s not get distracted now. Gheb: Right, Kiwi! Let’s destroy Gleb! Tethys, at least, seems to be more active in resisting Gheb than Amelia. McCartney: *sigh* Finally, we are DONE! Ugh, that has to be some of the worst dialogue yet... NEXT TIME: The game drops all pretenses and begins throwing more luck-based BS at us! We're not done saving helpless greenies yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENS Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Oh, wow. All of this is... quite something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrman Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Moniker Sanity Index: Breaking his skull off the awful dialogue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HF Makalov Fanboy Kai Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 well i sure hope so cause i felt silly that your batta ended up different from mine, then i saw his awful growths. come on ameila don't make me look any worse then i already do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squidmark Iggy Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Uh-oh, Moniker's outta here! C'mon, think of the happy song! Think of the happy song! At least this guy isn't doing bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midori Mage Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 (edited) ...Honestly, I just want to vote to end at chapter 17 so you can play something actually worth your time. And not in a cringe-worthy sense. ...Want me to still provide comforting and adorable stuff? Edited September 23, 2015 by MidoriMage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 ...Apparently this is like Ask and Pikachu now. Ask was my favorite character in Pokeymans. (Admittedly I do kinda like the joke of Denning only saying that one thing and only some people understanding it, as a joke for maybe a ragefest submission, but for a whole hack it's definitely going to outlive its welcome). You know what this hack reminds me of, and I'm totally not posting just because I had the tab up? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvfD5rnkTws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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