secondworld Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 I'd be lying if I said I wasn't hoping for this Dusk's dreams have been realized Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koneko Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Dusk's dreams have been realized oh my god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted August 24, 2015 Author Share Posted August 24, 2015 (edited) [This is starting to become the official theme song of this LP. ...Too soon ? the fuck is this lmao Dusk's dreams have been realized david is the best person confirmed [spoiler='cyanide and no happiness: fuck grinding edition] Truly terrifying like this bozo after the old man caught zapdos all those updates ago staravia decided to occupy its spot The Mimic Girl... person destroyer of all I hate grinding Starmie actually doesn't learn anything via level up, so it's going to have to rely on TMs My route 'mon here was a Hitmonlee; however it decided to be a cunt and use Whirlwind what a phione Legendary kill count: 53 You aren't a fish, like me! curses I should not have bothered with the grass I have the perfect nickname for you ]: ]: well shit gg y'all good run can I switch fossils please I'm gonna convert my foot up your ass if you ever give me something this terrible again All right! Saved for later This thing is going to be the end of me Best dialogue, to be honest like, whoa b-but mew is an embryo! That ain't Phione! 54 WHAT A NICE ITEM THAT IS this thing is an actual thug 55 oh gee I wonder why TOONDABOLT Thieves = homosexual? Well then... 56 what game it evolves into metapod you dip shit got blown away by psychic time for the whelps to get outfitted for combat what okay seriously grinding is starting to get really tedious now please, don't die should have had fly don't get scientific with me piss-for-brains damn i got rekt all right blaine calm down 58 you sucked hoo-hah? the squad is looking kinda crispy tho as in burned to a crisp if i ever fight anything with an electric-type move Edited August 24, 2015 by DodgeDusk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Damn, that Delibird face david is the best person confirmed I try Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted August 25, 2015 Author Share Posted August 25, 2015 (edited) [spoiler=the chosen ones and the legendary ones] Killed my new 'mon. Oops One after enough. That's fair Legendary kill count: 60 I could have had this... 61 Leaf Storm To be honest, I was expecting this to happen at some point. But this soon? Really? HARD BODY IS LEGEND Calm down 64 That's what happens when you tango with me, babe They're really out the get my blood, aren't they? 68 you should have gotten extinct a lot time ago then LET'S GO 69 I'm not going to allow you to finish that sentence, bub pls He used a Phione before this 71 Giovanni, calm down with the legends, yeah? ... This just got personal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ3j12pF84o Get out of my sight 72 yeah ok mate sigh ... I'm an awful trainer THUNDERCAT was easily my most valuable Pokémon this run. High Attack, Speed, and Special; and the amazing typing that is Electric meant that he only had one weakness: Ground. His moves could hit literally everything, and his high stats meant they normally KO'd anything in a single hit. My crutch throughout this entire nuzlocke You'll be missed, friend. Enjoy eternal rest with HARD BODY and Popo With losses, yes Holy shit, 6 'mons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvm2wt1882M Tonton told me to Every time I'd use a Full Heal Charmeleaon would put me back to sleep. Annoying jobber STOP USING MY POKÉMON Is Tonton getting serious? 73 garbage ass trainer We actually did it. Hot damn ONE LAST TREK LADS The final 'mon I'll be allowed to catch WHICH COULD HAVE BEEN THIS latiascry.gif the hard choices I chose poorly Died to Gunk Shot--a Poison-type move How fitting Legendary kill count: 73 lmao why the fuck did I do this cyanide's dead that bastard bruh this thing has killed two of my 'mons: IcyMcSpicy, and now THUNDERCAT get out of my sight 74 Gimme good stuff, game 75 ok then ALL RIGHT GAME THAT'S ENOUGH The chosen...? ... I like the sound of that 76 WE MADE IT Cyanide: Had potential, due to it's high Special stat. Alas, it's other stats were kind of naff Larry: The muscle behind my team. Gigantic Attack stat, with his other stats not so far behind. Absolute shame This is it ... It ain't looking promising Edited August 25, 2015 by DodgeDusk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrman Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Your Pokémon dropped like flies through the entire game. Somehow, I don't see you getting through the entire E4 with two combat-capable Pokémon. I wouldn't be surprised to see you fall against Loreli (remind me how to spell her name), and I'll be surprised if you live past Agatha. And Bruno probably won't be a walk in the park anymore either. If you win, you will earn some points to Pokémon Master status! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ2HcRl4wSk Things may look grim, but you can't give up! You can't let tonton win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamanoir Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 I wouldn't be surprised to see you fall against Loreli It's spelled Olga Lorelei. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted August 26, 2015 Author Share Posted August 26, 2015 (edited) [spoiler=the elites] Yet another legendary I could have gotten ... Who needs 'em, eh? We've shown we're more than capable without them! Legendary kill count: 77 a long fucking time later THE SQUAD I knew Jump Kick would come in handy eventually LET US GO Thanks! As ready as I'll ever be! Bring it on, woman LITTLE SCREAM um I'm so lame Finally, something worth killing 78 Super... Potion...? Really? holy shit we livin' This is his strongest 'mon Come on, game! Because you're using shit Pokémon, man let's just fight please my gurl CYANIDE IS BACK I find this amusing Thanks, old hag! The only thing unusual about this is that Lance knows who we are Lance? From Fire Emblem? oh shit Legendary kill count: 79 I AM THE VERY BEST LIKE NO ONE EVER- lance no who could that be?!?! what a fuukor And thus, Lance and Dusk decided to team up in order to fight the Tonton; Lance, as he believed the motherfucker stole his well-earned title as Pokémon Champion; and Dusk, because Tonton is a shitlord [spoiler=Read above spoiler first] Unfortunately, Lance died I would have never have guessed nice jacket bro also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcpGIVbPYrI if I didn't post this I'd be breaking the rules of nature PREDICTED MY LEAD Got 'em, Screamy what this thing's fucking dreadful too OKAY MAYBE NOT Had to be done TOONDER tonton are you even trying bro This is... your strongest? ... Huh Daily reminder that Tonton is bad human being because you suck I most certainly need an adult After the war against the legendaries and Tonton, Starscream realised his calling: the Power Plant had been rendered lawless, due to the departure of Zapdos and later Staravia. With his unfathomable power, Starscream dedicated his life to protecting Kanto's source of electricity, keeping it under constant check. He soon became one of the guardians of Kanto--the league otherwise occupied only by the three who passed away during the conflict. With his teachings--which were once passed down to him by the unlucky Thundercat--now taught to his disciples, Doofina quickly departed from the other two and sought out to eradicate all legendary beings--a self-declared mission after his best friend had been forever stolen by one. The manuscripts last documented him standing toe-to-toe against the omnipotent Arceus. His and Arceus's fate after that are both unknown, but sights of the white quadrupedal being have been reported Still unsure as to why he was considered one of the chosen ones, Perseus immediately travelled back Victory Road to resume ordinary Gallade life once the feud between Dusk and Tonton had been settled. The other denizens, however, who once mocked the bladed swordsman for his low level, now instead shied away from the awesome being. Confused, the hero decided to take a a journey of self-discovery, hoping to find answers to his many questions Having no interest in being the Champion of Kanto, Dusk handed his new-found title back to its original owner, Lance, and proceeded to try and live life as a normal teenager. However, with his friends departing him, alongside the countless deaths of his Pokémon comrades, Dusk could not handle the sudden feeling of being alone. Blaming himself for the fates of all those gone, the trainer headed towards Mt. Silver--a mountain in the Johto region--and scaled to its tip. There, locked in eternal cold, he would fight his thoughts in isolation. Every once in a while, though, the three who survived would come to meet him. Only during these times could the trainer achieve happiness also fuck you oak i had more than enough pokémon! WE MADE IT Thanks to all who watched. Despite the tedious grinding and the many, many deaths, I did enjoy doing this quick playthrough. Will I be doing something similar to this soon? Perhaps. I was considering doing the same for Gold/Silver, but I really find the pacing in those games awful, and I don't think there's a randomizer that includes all Pokémon for it I hope you all enjoyed! And remember: HARD BODY, Popo, and THUNDERCAT are the best things to have ever come out of Pokémon. They will sleep undisturbed Edited August 26, 2015 by DodgeDusk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrman Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 You... actually... WON???!!! WHAT????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Congratulations! I think you've earned many a Pokémon Master point. Kudos to the E4 being bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 man you're so fucking lucky the game decided to throw a bunch of jobber 'mons at you lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 And so, with the Really Bad Elite Four and Scrublord Tonton defeated, Dusk's journey comes to a close. Never forget The Chosen, and never forget those who couldn't live to get to this point. They say that, somewhere, HARD BODY, Popo, and THUNDERCAT still watch over Dusk. Seriously though, GG DD. After all the shit this randomizer threw at you, props for making it to the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 This playthrough is crying out for a sequel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamanoir Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 That was... glorious.Wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ema Skye Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Aww yeah! Survived till the end! I knew you should've picked Spheal at the beginning. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted August 27, 2015 Author Share Posted August 27, 2015 You... actually... WON???!!! WHAT????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Congratulations! I think you've earned many a Pokémon Master point. Kudos to the E4 being bad! I am now the very best! man you're so fucking lucky the game decided to throw a bunch of jobber 'mons at you lmao What you on about? That was all skill! No luck involved whatsoever They say that, somewhere, HARD BODY, Popo, and THUNDERCAT still watch over Dusk. Seriously though, GG DD. After all the shit this randomizer threw at you, props for making it to the end. My angels ]: Thanks! That was... glorious.Wow. Thanks to you, too! Aww yeah! Survived till the end! I knew you should've picked Spheal at the beginning. ;) You're the best, Doof. Backpacking my entire team once THUNDERCAT died H-Hey! Don't you like HARD BODY? ]: I'll probably start my second randomizer nuzlocke on Monday. Need a few days to cool myself after the rubbish this game chucked at me at times. I still haven't decided on what game it's going to be, but... oh, it's going to be Gold/Silver, isn't it? If only I knew how to hack--I could set Red's team to only have Gallade, Starmie, and Walrein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintales Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 GG Kill "Mewtwo" now. I beg of you. HE MIGHT BE HARD BODY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted August 29, 2015 Author Share Posted August 29, 2015 GG Kill "Mewtwo" now. I beg of you. HE MIGHT BE HARD BODY The person who created the randomizer advises against fighting Mewtwo, as it's known to bug up. Same with leaving a Pokémon in the Daycare and picking up one of the Hitmons. I would have otherwise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted August 31, 2015 Author Share Posted August 31, 2015 (edited) And we are back! I was originally going to make a new thread for this nuzlocke, but I thought it would be best to just stick it in this thread and rename it to accommodate the two Unfortunately, there is not a randomizer that includes all Pokémon this time, so we're just going to have to deal with the first 251 Pokémon. That's still a lot! [spoiler=The sequel!] The best legendary to have ever been conceived Well, except for HARD BODY, of course The RULES No Named him Dodge because, well, him and Dusk are not the same person This amazing industrial tool is what a mechanic would use to check shit in a space shuttle. Or something No, mother, this 19-year-old has absolutely no idea how to use a mobile phone What are YOU staring at? Yes, viewers. Pick my poison! A true bro, this 'mon Like, look at him. He's about to rock your world with that fist he's winding up. Gonna knock your lights out ... Well then. Points on originality, there ... Really? Edited August 31, 2015 by DodgeDusk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Geodude. I will allow nothing else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrman Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 You must choose Geodude! The others mustn't have been randomized right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamanoir Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 It is back ! Let GeoBro takes the legacy of HARD BODY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soen Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Geodude! You gotta have those x4 weakness starters to carry you around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted September 1, 2015 Author Share Posted September 1, 2015 (edited) Geodude! You gotta have those x4 weakness starters to carry you around. You jinxed me So, I chose Geodude. Named it Broulder, because, well, Tonton told me to. My first wild Pokémon was a Ponyta that knew Water Gun Needless to say, that meant I had to restart. And not to cause any delays, I took matters into my own hands [spoiler=my pun game is on point] And besides, this name just came to me the moment I saw him The other starters were Granbull and Cloyster Delicious ... Well then oh wait no poké balls NOOOO Legendary kill count: 1 BLOSSOM DANCE Is that so, old man? ha hahaha this guy is so funny all right this tour is officially over I am the one and only thanks dude Like I wasn't going to! The red-haired took offence to this That jacket a size too big for you? No leg wear? That's just bad I'm so glad you learned Petal Dance--Granbull was doing way too much damage (This is after I used a Berry) I bet your parents really loved you [31/08/2015 20:28:18] Tobtin: what u naming him [31/08/2015 20:30:21] DodgeDusk: i was thinking dwayne because he's the rock [31/08/2015 20:30:40 | Edited 20:30:41] Tobtin: no i mean silver [31/08/2015 20:31:29] Tobtin: Broulder [31/08/2015 20:49:49] DodgeDusk: oh [31/08/2015 20:49:54] DodgeDusk: silver is gonna be like [31/08/2015 20:50:06] DodgeDusk: uh [31/08/2015 20:50:14] DodgeDusk: tobtin TIME TO CONSCRIPT You're a good mother, Mother I can dig this The seel of Orichalcos ness is jealous with how fresh gold is tho alternatively are you fucking serious Legendary kill count: 2 Could not think of a suitable nickname. When it doubt, Steve it out Baritone has some of that yellow magic (Thunder Wave) obligatory I'm so popular! Then you are worthless to me! oh I completely forgot about this If you find wild Hoothoots or Noctowls during the day they're sleeping. That's such a neat little addition You can tell this is a Dusko randomizer ABORT Orichalcos got the kill. That makes 3 Excellent All these fat Pokémon ]: Octillery is one of my favourite 'mons. I'm happy with this thanks bro GAME 4 Nidoqueen be like Despite me not liking Gold/Silver/Crystal that much, I will admit the sprites are pretty good THE VILLAGE CRUSHER This was an Ursaring set that was used during the Black/White competitive days. Swords Dance + Flame/Toxic Orb + Guts + 130 base attack = the pain Baritone going to evolve soon? why so sad stop using my 'mons please but he won tho??? Crikey, mate! well that was quick THE THREATS Steve, however, gives no shits Sprout Tower catch. I like it! Terrible Calm down! That's 5 already Let's see how I fare ... I forgot he was this weak I may have overlevelled EVERYTHING KNOWS PETAL DANCE Booty butt cheeks We may find out in the next update! Edited September 1, 2015 by DodgeDusk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soen Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 You jinxed me You know who to call when you want to fail a run. Can't wait for Bugsby and Whinona. I wonder what Scyther and Miltank's replacements are going to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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