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7 hours ago, Thor Odinson said:

Ahahaha i just noticed but they used the ryoma from that comic i made where he and xander reclassed into brides and got married so corrin can be both their sibs as his face that showed up for like 2s

Well I'm amused

Hector may be top prize but ryoma best waifu?

Oh wow, that's really neat! It's kind of fun knowing that the artwork of someone here made it into that video. I also happened to recognized Obsidian Wasp's derp Takumi in that video, coincidentally. Also yeah, Ryoma is best waifu indeed. To be honest I actually legit believe he's the strongest unit in the game after skill inheritance. He has an amazing stat spread to begin with, but more importantly his Raijinto allows him to counter at all ranges without any penalties whatsoever. Takumi and Hector have to give up their A-slots, while the manaketes must have their specials delayed by one turn. Ryoma has no such penalties, and can go full ham with whatever inheritance build you wish for him.

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8 minutes ago, Ryu Yuki said:

Oh wow, that's really neat! It's kind of fun knowing that the artwork of someone here made it into that video. I also happened to recognized Obsidian Wasp's derp Takumi in that video, coincidentally. Also yeah, Ryoma is best waifu indeed. To be honest I actually legit believe he's the strongest unit in the game after skill inheritance. He has an amazing stat spread to begin with, but more importantly his Raijinto allows him to counter at all ranges without any penalties whatsoever. Takumi and Hector have to give up their A-slots, while the manaketes must have their specials delayed by one turn. Ryoma has no such penalties, and can go full ham with whatever inheritance build you wish for him.

Yeah, I rerolled like crazy just because he's my favorite character, but I ain't complaining if the 18 hours I spent happen to just also net me someone so ridiculously good at what he does.

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1 hour ago, MrSmokestack said:

After hearing about Hunger Emblem Heroes simulator, I decided to try a run myself.

Highlights here.

Wouldn't Laslow snuggling with Cherche basically be him getting with his friend's mom?

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1 hour ago, MrSmokestack said:

After hearing about Hunger Emblem Heroes simulator, I decided to try a run myself.

Highlights here.

Hm, let's see what happens when I do this...

Participants for me:

Spoiler

D1: Marth, Caeda

D2: Roy, Lilina

D3: Leo, Elise 

D4: Takumi, Sakura

D5: Gordin, Maria

D6: Raigh, Sophia

D7: Eliwood, Ninian

D8: Hector, Lyndis

D9: Michalis, Minerva

D10: Klein, Shanna

D11: Odin, Nino

D12: Chrom, Nowi

Highlights (embellished with my own comments):

Spoiler

Bloodbath + Day 1:

Eliwood blew himself up by stepping off the podium too soon.

Takumi speared his little sister through the abdomen.  I blame Iago.

Elise showing surprising brutality by slicing Lilina with a sword.

Night 1:

Caeda tended to Takumi's wounds.  Don't do it Caeda.  He killed his little sister.

Raigh tried to shoot Minerva with a bow, wound up killing Gordin instead.  Raigh's skill growth was an impressive 55% in FE6, come on lad.

Roy beat Nino, but spared her.  Which... is something he'd do, probably.

Day 2: 

Odin and Leo go hunting for tributes together.  Okay.

Sophia tended to Raigh's wounds.  Ship...?

Roy used a rope to strangle Lyn.  How he managed to do that is anyone's guess.

Michalis and Marth, despite not really liking each other, decided to put aside their differences and work together.  For now.

Night 2: 

Shanna was too thirsty, she died as a result.

Sophia tried to shoot Elise, but hit Raigh by accident.  It was a short lived romance...

Roy and Minerva held hands.  How cute.

Klein asked Ninian to kill him, but Ninian refused.

Takumi ate toxic berries and died.

Day 3:

Minerva overhears her brother and Elise talking.

Night 3:

While Minerva receives clean water from a sponsor, her brother's water related luck was not nearly as bright.  Elise and Hector worked together to drown him.

 Leo shares a fate with Shanna, dying of thirst.

Klein tried to arm a mine.  It... did not work, and he was killed.

Marth cried until he fell asleep, as if sensing the fate of his beloved Caeda, who was forced to kill one of Roy or Sophia by Odin, and when she refused to kill either, was killed by Odin instead.

Day 4:

Maria begged Nino for death.  Nino, however, cannot bring herself to kill someone who genuinely just wanted her family to love once more, though her brother was dead.  Nino spared her...

Elise questioned her sanity, wondering how she could have killed Lilina so brutally...

Marth ate toxic berries.

Night 4: 

Hector killed Ninian with her own weapon.  I guess Hector can dragonstone now.

Nowi talked Roy into snuggling with her.

Odin destroyed Nino's supplies as she slept.

Minerva defeated Chrom, but mercifully spared him.

Day 5:

Hector built a shack.  

Night 5:

Roy tried to start a fire.  It didn't work.

Day 6:

Minerva overpowers Nino and kills her.

Roy swipes from Chrom.

Night 6:

Roy passes out from exhaustion.  Hey!  Raiding people's camps without being seen is tiring.

Chrom stabs Minerva in the back.

Hector and Elise huddle for warmth.  Not gonna lie, this is a REALLY cute mental image.

FEAST

In a fight with Nowi, Chrom and Maria, Maria, despite being a healer, kills both.

Hector strangles Odin with a rope. 

Roy, Sophia, and Elise fight.  ...Roy won.

Day 7:

Roy bleeds out, having injuries from his fight with Sophia and Elise left untreated.

Hector dies of hypothermia.

In the meantime, Maria was fishing.

THE WINNER IS MARIA OF DISTRICT 5

HEALERS FOR LIFE

 

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4 hours ago, MrSmokestack said:

After hearing about Hunger Emblem Heroes simulator, I decided to try a run myself.

Highlights here.

That is hilarious. And terrible. It's terribly hilarious. Or maybe hilariously terrible? I had to try my own, just because it was so terribly hilarious...

The competitors:

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Highlights (picked & chosen from the results):

Spoiler

"Caeda sets an explosive off, killing Ryoma, Lyn, and Alfonse"

"Hector steals from Caeda when she isn't looking" - Hector, the stealthiest armor alive.

"Wrys pushes Sharena into an incoming boulder"

"Wrys repeatedly stabs Catria to death with Sais"

"Wrys repeatedly stabs Seliph to death with Sais" - Wrys is secretly a Hoshidan Ninja, confirmed.

"Tiki is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth" - This one happened twice. TWICE.

"Camus decapitates Hector with a sword" - considering how we deal with him in Heroes...quite fitting.

Camus won the whole thing with that Hector kill.

 

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These things are really hilarious I needed to simulate at least one of them.

The units I used

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The results from my first simulation. Some of these are pretty damn good. Like the betrayal at the very beginning.

Spoiler

The Bloodbath

Honourable Ninja kills Peerless Samurai with his own weapon.

Princess of Askr falls into a pit and dies.

 

Day 1

No deaths occurred.

 

Night 1

Naga's Blood attacks General of Ostia, but Delightful Noble protects him, killing Naga's Blood.

 

Day 2

Young Lion sets an explosive off, killing High Deliverer, Honourable Ninja, Future Witness and The Bull.

Delightful Noble ambushes Delicate Princess and kills her.

 

Night 2

No deaths occurred.

 

Day 3

Knight Paragon, Devoted Queen, Restoration Lady, Exalted Prince, and General of Ostia track down and kill Radiant Hero.

 

Night 3

Knight of Lycia and Exalted Prince track down and kill Talys's Heart.

 

Day 4

No deaths occurred.

 

Night 4

Restoration Lady, Knight of Lycia, Delightful Noble, Young Lion, and Hero King track down and kill Heir of Light.

 

Day 5

Restoration Lord is unable to convince Restoration Lady to not kill him.

Delightful Noble kills Knight of Lycia while he is resting.

 

Night 5

Oracle of Destiny, Prince of Askr, and Young Lion get into a fight. Young Lion triumphantly kills them both.

Restoration Lady cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.

 

The Feast

Delightful Noble kills Young Lion with a hatchet.

 

Day 6

No deaths occurred.

 

Night 6

No deaths occurred.

 

Day 7

No deaths occurred.

 

Arena Event

The remaining tributes begin to hallucinate.

Exalted Prince drowns Delightful Noble, who he thought was a shark trying to eat him.

Hero King eats a scorpion, thinking it is a delicate dessert.

 

Night 7

Knight Paragon kills Lady of the Plains with her own weapon.

Devoted Queen poisons Exalted Prince's drink. He drinks it and dies.

General of Ostia dies from thirst.

 

Day 8

Devoted Queen dies from an infection.

The winner is Knight Paragon from District 9!

 

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3 hours ago, Glaceon Mage said:

Hm, let's see what happens when I do this...

Participants for me:

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D1: Marth, Caeda

D2: Roy, Lilina

D3: Leo, Elise 

D4: Takumi, Sakura

D5: Gordin, Maria

D6: Raigh, Sophia

D7: Eliwood, Ninian

D8: Hector, Lyndis

D9: Michalis, Minerva

D10: Klein, Shanna

D11: Odin, Nino

D12: Chrom, Nowi

Highlights (embellished with my own comments):

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Bloodbath + Day 1:

Eliwood blew himself up by stepping off the podium too soon.

Takumi speared his little sister through the abdomen.  I blame Iago.

Elise showing surprising brutality by slicing Lilina with a sword.

Night 1:

Caeda tended to Takumi's wounds.  Don't do it Caeda.  He killed his little sister.

Raigh tried to shoot Minerva with a bow, wound up killing Gordin instead.  Raigh's skill growth was an impressive 55% in FE6, come on lad.

Roy beat Nino, but spared her.  Which... is something he'd do, probably.

Day 2: 

Odin and Leo go hunting for tributes together.  Okay.

Sophia tended to Raigh's wounds.  Ship...?

Roy used a rope to strangle Lyn.  How he managed to do that is anyone's guess.

Michalis and Marth, despite not really liking each other, decided to put aside their differences and work together.  For now.

Night 2: 

Shanna was too thirsty, she died as a result.

Sophia tried to shoot Elise, but hit Raigh by accident.  It was a short lived romance...

Roy and Minerva held hands.  How cute.

Klein asked Ninian to kill him, but Ninian refused.

Takumi ate toxic berries and died.

Day 3:

Minerva overhears her brother and Elise talking.

Night 3:

While Minerva receives clean water from a sponsor, her brother's water related luck was not nearly as bright.  Elise and Hector worked together to drown him.

 Leo shares a fate with Shanna, dying of thirst.

Klein tried to arm a mine.  It... did not work, and he was killed.

Marth cried until he fell asleep, as if sensing the fate of his beloved Caeda, who was forced to kill one of Roy or Sophia by Odin, and when she refused to kill either, was killed by Odin instead.

Day 4:

Maria begged Nino for death.  Nino, however, cannot bring herself to kill someone who genuinely just wanted her family to love once more, though her brother was dead.  Nino spared her...

Elise questioned her sanity, wondering how she could have killed Lilina so brutally...

Marth ate toxic berries.

Night 4: 

Hector killed Ninian with her own weapon.  I guess Hector can dragonstone now.

Nowi talked Roy into snuggling with her.

Odin destroyed Nino's supplies as she slept.

Minerva defeated Chrom, but mercifully spared him.

Day 5:

Hector built a shack.  

Night 5:

Roy tried to start a fire.  It didn't work.

Day 6:

Minerva overpowers Nino and kills her.

Roy swipes from Chrom.

Night 6:

Roy passes out from exhaustion.  Hey!  Raiding people's camps without being seen is tiring.

Chrom stabs Minerva in the back.

Hector and Elise huddle for warmth.  Not gonna lie, this is a REALLY cute mental image.

FEAST

In a fight with Nowi, Chrom and Maria, Maria, despite being a healer, kills both.

Hector strangles Odin with a rope. 

Roy, Sophia, and Elise fight.  ...Roy won.

Day 7:

Roy bleeds out, having injuries from his fight with Sophia and Elise left untreated.

Hector dies of hypothermia.

In the meantime, Maria was fishing.

THE WINNER IS MARIA OF DISTRICT 5

HEALERS FOR LIFE

 

I did not expect Roy winning that fight to end up with him mortally wounded. Just extremely... drained. ;):

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4 hours ago, Suichimo said:

I did not expect Roy winning that fight to end up with him mortally wounded. Just extremely... drained. ;):

The simulator just said he bled out.  I just decided to tie it to what he'd been doing recently.

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Started my own FE hunger games, but with random units I like not just Heroes units.

Highlights

Spoiler

Sigurd steps off his podium too soon and blows up. Oh the irony.

Ferry and Eliwood fight Ninian and Nanna. Ferry and Eliwood survive. Oh wow, this is impressive. I guess Eliwood found a Durandel???

Mia runs into the cornucopia and hides. Why I love Mia :)

Kent tracks down and kills Fiora. WHHHHHY?! Y'all were married :(

Lewyn explores the arena. Because he's an arena beast, FE4 players get me.

Hector defeats Eliwood in a fight, but spares his life. Even in the Hunger Games the friendship survives.

Julia mistakes Effie for a bear and kills her. Easy mistake. And easy kill for Julia.

Julia and Ike hold hands. Totally didn't see this coming.....

Seliph thinks about winning. Ahh ok. Now we're back to normal stuff.

Kent stabs Ross while his back is turned. Kent wins after back stabbing half of the cast, also didn't see this coming.

 

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Also started my FE hunger games, but with generic units (and two thiefs because I was lacking one unit)

Spoiler

Bloodbath + Day 1

Thief 2 and Red Mage fight for a bag. Thief 2 gives up and retreats.

Bow Cavalier rips a mace out of Axe Cavalier's hands.

Cleric kills Lance Knight while he is resting.

Night 1

Lance Cavalier and Sword Knight hold hands

Bow Fighter and Sword Fighter tell stories about themselves to each other

Day 2

Sword Knight, Axe Fighter, Thief 1, and Bow Fighter raid Sword Fighter's camp while he is hunting.

Arena

The arena darkens

Lance Cavalier accidently makes contact with spiny, lethal plant life.

While fighting, Sword Knight and Red Cavalier lose their balance, roll down a jagged hillside, and die.

Thief 1 flails his weapon around, accidently killing Red Mage.

Sword Cavalier flails his weapon around, accidently killing Axe Fighter.

Lance Flier accidently makes contact with spiny, lethal plant life.

Blue Cavalier finds and kills Blue Mage, who was making too much noise.

Axe Cavalier flails his weapon around, accidently killing Green Mage.

While fighting, Axe Knight and Green Cavalier lose their balance, roll down a jagged hillside, and die.

Sword Fighter accidently makes contact with spiny, lethal plant life.

Night 2

Thief 2 stabs Blue Cavalier while his back is turned.

Thief 1 destroys Axe Cavalier's supplies while he is asleep.

Day 3

Bow Cavalier chases Bow Fighter.

Axe Cavalier sprains his ankle while running away from Thief 1

Arena 2

Everything darkens... Again.

Sword Cavalier flails his weapon around, accidently killing Sword Flier

Troubadour flails her weapon around, accidently killing Axe Flier.

While fighting, Cleric and Bow Fighter lose their balance, roll down a jagged hillside, and die.

Thief 1 trips on a rock and falls off a cliff.

Night 3

Umm...

The Feast

Uhh...

Day 4

Troubadour attacks Lance Fighter, but he manages to escape.

Night 4

Sword Cavalier shoots an arrow into Lance Fighter 's head.

Troubadour, Bow Cavalier, and Thief 2 start fighting, but Bow Cavalier runs away as Troubadour kills Thief 2.

Day 5

Sword Cavalier cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.

Night 5

Nothing happened

Day 6

Still nothing.

Arena 3

Squirrels attack.

Axe Cavalier uses the squirrels to his advantage, shoving Bow Cavalier into them.

Troubadour is brutally attacked by a scurry of squirrels.

The winner is Axe Cavalier from District 6!

 

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Oh god the hunger games simulator is scary

Highlights

Spoiler

Ryoma takes a handful of throwing knives    So thats where your built in distant counter came from

Leo bashes Corrin's head in with a mace    So I guess we're playing birthright....

Roy runs away from Nino    You have triangle adept damn it

Azura begs for Leo to kill her. He refuses, keeping Azura alive. Couldn't kill two siblings huh?

Nino defeats Jaffar in a fight, but spares his life. YES BFFS

Leo sprains his ankle running from Ephraim  Its the voting gauntlet all over again

Elise begs Minerva to kill her, She refuses, keeping Elise alive. Guess she reminds her of Maria

Olivia poisons Leo's drink, but mistakes it for her own and dies.  Well that was dark and rather unexpected

Takumi, Henry, Elise, and Chrom form a suicide pact, killing themselves. WTF guys. 

Leo questions his sanity. Looks like killing Corrin is finally getting to him

Erika, Ephraim, Robin, and Leo form a suicide pact, killing themselves.  Stop with the suicide pacts! Also Ephraim, you were just picking flowers like 5secs ago

Nino convinces Azura to snuggle with her.  This was just adorable

Alfonse convinces Roy to not kill him, only to kill him instead.  Ouch

Ryoma severely injures Maria, but puts her out of her misery.  Why??? You were cuddling like a day ago

 

 

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27 minutes ago, Vaximillian said:

Is Echoes Palla also wearing tights and nothing else?

Well, instead of short qipao (dunno what it's actually called), she wears a one piece dress in Echoes.

I find her breastplate a bit weird in Echoes since it only covers her shapely breasts. She does wears what I think as chainmail though.

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5 hours ago, pianime94 said:

Well, instead of short qipao (dunno what it's actually called), she wears a one piece dress in Echoes.

I find her breastplate a bit weird in Echoes since it only covers her shapely breasts. She does wears what I think as chainmail though.

Huh, so she's back to one-piece dress. The breastplate reminds me of Path of Radiance Marcia, whose “armour” was unspeakably silly.

EDIT: Oh well, back to the jokes.
Camilla's Crushing Victory

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Hunger Emblem Extended Edition

Spoiler

Serra scares Hector off. Dude. Seriously?!

Rebecca practices her archery. The Hunger Games Simulator knows all.

Julia ambushes Hector and kills her. Hector is not having a good time in arena battles this week.

Priscilla defeats Ninian in a fight, but spares her life. You are a DRAGON, and you lost to a healer.

Erk passes out from exhaustion. Serra must have been talking nearby.

Julia unknowingly eats toxic berries. This is what happens when Lewyn keeps you inside all your life.

Erk and Serra threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die. It was definitely Serra's idea.

Cormag picks flowers. So beautiful, and...manly.

Ayra, Lilina, Erk, Lex, and Lewyn track down and kill Ike. Ike is even more op than I thought....

Lewyn screams for help. He dropped his Forsety.

Erk screams for help. Serra's ghost came back to haunt him.

 

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Hunger Emblem (Waifu Emblem edition):

Spoiler

The Bloodbath
Cecilia bashes Florina's head against a rock several times. First blood!

Day 1
No deaths occurred.

Night 1
No deaths occurred.

Day 2
Hinoka kills Lyn with a sickle. Lyn couldn't last long without Florina.
Cordelia falls into a pit and dies. Cordelia fell to a clumsy, painful death.

Night 2
Julia bashes Selena's head against a rock several times.
Cherche, Catria, and Ninian get into a fight. Catria triumphantly kills them both. Catria confirmed dragonslayer.
Cecilia kills Oboro for her supplies. 

Day 3
Lilina accidently steps on a landmine.
Julia forces Linde to kill Eirika or Azura. She refuses to kill, so Julia kills her instead.
Palla, Felicia, and Corrin get into a fight. Corrin triumphantly kills them both. Of course the avatar lady gets the double-kill.

Night 3
No deaths occurred.

Day 4
Catria taints Lucina's food, killing her. Catria despises Marth lookalikes.

Night 4
Kagero stabs Hinoka in the back with a trident. Kagero hates being in Ryoma's service.
Cecilia tracks down and kills Corrin. Cecilia does some of the fanbase a favor.

Day 5
Catria throws a knife into Azura's chest. Catria confirmed kunoichi.

Arena Event
Wolf mutts are let loose in the arena.
Catria pushes Eirika into a pack of wolf mutts. Catria finished off Eirika.
Sophia is crushed by a pack of wolf mutts.
Julia is crushed by a pack of wolf mutts.
Camilla is eaten by wolf mutts. Too much meat.

Night 5
Cecilia dies of dysentery.

The Feast
Catria and Kagero fight Olwen and Caeda. Olwen and Caeda survive. Dire Thunder OP.

Day 6
Caeda severely injures Olwen, but puts her out of her misery.
The winner is Caeda from District 1!
 

Funny that the original leading lady managed to win Hunger Emblem!

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