XRay Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 After his adventures in Tellius, he travelled to our world to fight Nazis and became the 34th president of the United States. Would you barbecue Hitler and Nazis on an irony grill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Nah, nazis are a bit too stringy for my taste. What's the deal with fewer Christmas related questions this year as opposed to last year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hectorcopter Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Everyone is exhausted. Would you barbecue Sigurd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Definitely, and also tap his spouse/my sister. Would you barbecue Surtr and Hel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 26, 2019 Author Share Posted December 26, 2019 4 hours ago, XRay said: my sister Excuse me what. 4 hours ago, XRay said: Would you barbecue Surtr and Hel? Sure. Why did Susie fall off the swing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 I have an idea, but I do not want elaborate too much. "Susie's" is the name of an adult store we have in Sacramento. Is barbecue just a manly version of baking? 13 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Excuse me what. I believe Julius and Deidre were siblings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 26, 2019 Author Share Posted December 26, 2019 21 minutes ago, XRay said: I believe Julius and Deidre were siblings. Arvis and Deirdre are half siblings. Julius is Deirdre and Arvis' incest son, their incest daughter is Julia.  22 minutes ago, XRay said: Is barbecue just a manly version of baking? Only if baking is a girly version of BBQ. I believe both are gender neutral. Why didn't the three wise men bring Mary more useful things for a new mother like diapers or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 (edited) The Three WISE Men are WISE—wonky, insane, stupid, eccentric—but not wise. Is a bonfire basically just a really big barbecue? 6 hours ago, Dragoncat said: Arvis and Deirdre are half siblings. Julius is Deirdre and Arvis' incest son, their incest daughter is Julia. I see. Was Julius X Deirdre ever a thing though? Is that the next step in incest? Edited December 26, 2019 by XRay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 I'm pretty sure the barbecue was the result of someone throwing food into a bonfire, so... yes. Yes it is. 6 hours ago, XRay said: The Three WISE Men are WISE—wonky, insane, stupid, eccentric—but not wise. I'm using that from now on. XD Why is today called "Boxing Day" when no actual boxing (as in, punching people in the face) takes place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Because for Canadians, that's the closest they will ever come to actually boxing in that sense. What is a person from London called? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 I'd say either Londonian or Englishman. One of the two. What is more disgusting? Rotten eggs or rancid butter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Eating four dozen eggs raw. Why do I keep forgetting that Annette exists? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Because you don't appreciate best girl enough. Why do people actually believe in the existence of a person who was made up by a beverage company? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Because they're more fun than just general sales people. What does it mean when someone says "Meow" to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Meow! Why do I meow at my friends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 (edited) Depending on the context, you're either trying to seduce them or pretending to be a cat. Maybe both. Have you ever seen something so strange you thought your brain was playing tricks on you? Edited December 26, 2019 by DragonFlames NINJA'D!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Maybe when I was a kid. Nowadays I just accept everything. If bars can't serve drunk people, why does McDonalds serve fat people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrimpica Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 because being fat is a state approved illness tips tinfoil hat Why are dads in FE either ded or evul? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 To serve as a clever subversion of the phrase, "In peace, sons bury their fathers. In war, fathers bury their sons." What do butterflies feel in their stomachs when they're in love? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Humans. 7 hours ago, XRay said: Was Julius X Deirdre ever a thing though? Is that the next step in incest? The former question: no. Not that I know of. The latter question: I think that woukd be Seliph x Julia. Or a certain pairing in TH. Why are High Quality Rips so good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Because they're not low quality. Why can't our minds tell the difference between hungry and bored? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Because Americans are fat. Do you think Americans would still be fat if we eat more barbecue instead of sugar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Depends on the stuff in the barbecue. Protein and good fats never hurt! Why does the inside of my cheek still feel bruised even though I got my tooth removed last week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Because your tooth won't go down without a fight Do penguins have knees? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 26, 2019 Author Share Posted December 26, 2019 I don't know. Can elephants jump? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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