Dai Report post Posted April 30, 2019 While I do believe that this movie might not actually be that bad, that does not mean I'm going to cease roasting the shit out of it. To wit: I present you with Sonic's HUMAN TEETH. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrightBow Report post Posted April 30, 2019 In some shots I think he looks okay. In other shots he looks way too human for my liking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Von Ithipathachai Report post Posted April 30, 2019 (Copy-pasted from Discord) Live-action Sonic's design is probably the most nightmarish, horrifying thing I've ever seen since Aisha's face in Outlaw Star when she goes feral. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Karnage Report post Posted April 30, 2019 9 minutes ago, Dai said: While I do believe that this movie might not actually be that bad, that does not mean I'm going to cease roasting the shit out of it. To wit: I present you with Sonic's HUMAN TEETH. sponge monkey! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dai Report post Posted April 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, Captain Karnage said: sponge monkey! Aw, dammit, I forgot about those hellspawns! By the way, the more I watch the trailer, the more I see something new. Like...I didn't realize Sonic was going 760 miles per hour. Which is just about close enough to break the sound barrier, apparently. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrightBow Report post Posted April 30, 2019 Honestly, who looked at this shot of Sonic stretching and not only decided that this was fine, it should also be in the trailer? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dai Report post Posted April 30, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, BrightBow said: Honestly, who looked at this shot of Sonic stretching and not only decided that this was fine, it should also be in the trailer? Do you really need to ask? Who else would want to see a muscular, anthropomorphic animal stretching? Edited April 30, 2019 by Dai Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Von Ithipathachai Report post Posted April 30, 2019 4 minutes ago, Dai said: By the way, the more I watch the trailer, the more I see something new. Like...I didn't realize Sonic was going 760 miles per hour. Which is just about close enough to break the sound barrier, apparently. *rolling around at the speed of sound intensifies* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glennstavos Report post Posted April 30, 2019 6 minutes ago, Dai said: Do you really need to ask? Who else would want to see a muscular, anthropomorphic animal stretching? But he has little boy proportions. Not bangable. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dai Report post Posted April 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, Glennstavos said: Not bangable. I was not aware of this video's existence. Also: why Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Etrurian emperor Report post Posted April 30, 2019 5 minutes ago, Glennstavos said: But he has little boy proportions. Not bangable. And he's a hedgehog. Totally not bangable. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrightBow Report post Posted April 30, 2019 (edited) Eggman's design puzzles me the most. I mean, I would imagine kids would want the characters from their video games to be at least recognizable. Edited April 30, 2019 by BrightBow Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dai Report post Posted April 30, 2019 Moving right along before things get squickier. Is Eggman like, an eccentric government worker tinkering with stuff in this film? 'Cuz that's kind of what I'm thinking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Von Ithipathachai Report post Posted April 30, 2019 Just now, BrightBow said: Eggman's design puzzles me the worst. I mean, I would imagine kids would want the characters from their video games to be at least recognizable. Well... We do get a shot of "proper" Eggman (or Robotnik as I think this movie calls him) at the very end. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gregster101 Report post Posted April 30, 2019 (edited) I'll admit, this doesn't look as bad as I was expecting it to be, though I still think Detective Pikachu blows this out of the water. I'll probably see it just for Jim Carrey, cuz I haven't seen him in a movie in years. Also, I "fixed" Sonic :P Edited April 30, 2019 by Gregster101 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrightBow Report post Posted April 30, 2019 (edited) But only in a brief moment and in a cartoon world with giant mushrooms. Considering how we've seen nothing like this in the rest of the trailer, I'd imagine he'll only appear like this very late in the movie. Edited April 30, 2019 by BrightBow Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Von Ithipathachai Report post Posted April 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Gregster101 said: Also, I "fixed" Sonic :P It looks lovely. Thank you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrightBow Report post Posted April 30, 2019 Personally I'm just waiting for the fanart depicting the rest of the Sonic characters in that style. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sub Zero Report post Posted April 30, 2019 Could we just...not? Why live action? Why not have Sonic in his cartoon form? I don't wanna see this nightmare fueled excuse of Sonic on the cinema screen. I mean, I love Sonic as much as the next Genesis dweeb but I just don't see the point in this. Either make an ANIMATED movie, or a half decent video game. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gregster101 Report post Posted April 30, 2019 You will not convince me that Sonic looks better than Detective Pikachu Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zan Partizanne Report post Posted April 30, 2019 Golden Rapsberry Award is reserved now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrightBow Report post Posted April 30, 2019 (edited) Well, I'm sure Pikachu would look better with some well toned muscles like Sonic... Oh man, why does that yellow fluffy boy look so hugable. Edited April 30, 2019 by BrightBow Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nym Report post Posted April 30, 2019 This is like the live action Mario movie, holy shit it looks bad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B.Leu Report post Posted April 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Gregster101 said: You will not convince me that Sonic looks better than Detective Pikachu To be fair...I think it is fair, Pikachu is supposed to be an animal, or a creature inspired by an animal, a mouse in this case, not a human, and certainly not a chimera between a man and a hedgehog. I mean, mouses and hedgehogs are so adorable, I want to pet them, and I did pet some, I also want to pet Pikachu, but not Sonic, never Sonic. Am I weird for thinking like that or just normal ? Eeeeeeh, some things pass some doesn't, same with his face, I'm intrigued and weirded out. But to be honest, I'm surprised by two things, the fact that it wasn't done before, and the fact I never thought about how it wasn't done before. Weird. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sub Zero Report post Posted April 30, 2019 6 minutes ago, B.Leu said: mouses I know this is is unimportant and nick-picky but it's mice... On the other hand...I'm hoping that this movie will be good, even though the Sonic is nightmare fuel. But I guess it's excusable. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
