MacLovin Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 (edited) Male Tactician-We gather here today in celebration of 10 years of Bartre in FE games! In honor of this, we have let a trained monkey select the game. The monkey also picked Between Marcus, Bartre and Karel as the free unit. Not surprisingly, the monkey went after a character about as smart as itself. THe game to be drafted is FE7 HNM, and the free unit is.....BARTE! Female Tactician- What happened to Dorcas? Natalie-Refa poisoned his mutton Refa screaming fanatically-Fire Emblem:Trust noone! **fe10 HM 3-6 Tigers pursue him** Refa-THEY WISH TO CONSUME ME!!!!! **Puts on invisible Cloak AND RUNS.** Male Tactician-Who the fuck was that and what the hell just happened? Female Tactician-Oh its just that guy, never mind-He's only getting the death penelty, so-Dorcas died and we're going to be dealing with Young Bartre? Male Tactician-Well, can't be too bad, he doesn't realize that the tiger Laguz can smell him and that he took an INVISIBLE CLOAK, and not an invisibility one... Female Tactician-Oh lord, Male Tactician-So, the special rules here are. 1-Karla must be recruited 2-Barte and KArla getting to A support for paired ending and make Fir-Will result in 30 turns shaved off of final TC. 3-Any other supports (Canas, Raven, etc., etc.) that Barte can make will shave 5 turns each lvl 4-Barte dying will result in a game over, you must restart if he dies 5-Barte must be deployed every map possible. 6-Tactician Affinity must be thunder. Female Tactician-You do realize its spelled Bartre? Male Tactician- It was parodying his illiteracy. Female Tactician-I do have a dislike for Dorcas, so I framed Refa. Male Tactician-You do know he's gonna die. Female Tactician-............. Male Tactician-Oh great, copying Rath......... Female Tactician-Who the fuck wrote this script **Cue Crazy Laughter and entry** Myself-Smiles Male Tactician- Who the fuck let him write it? **Bartre Enters** Bartre-So cool, can I go fight now? Female Tactician-No, we have to get 5 people who are actually willing to do this. Bartre-Ok, I'll just go punch some rocks until you guys are ready. credits to IP chat and its glorious humor ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rules Drafting: 1. This draft is for 5 players. 2. Hector, Lyn, Eliwood, Geitz/Wallace, Marcus, Merlinus, Ninian/Nils, and Athos are free for all to use. 3.Marcus is banned after ch14 6. The game will be played on Hector Normal Mode, skipping Lyn Mode. Rules: 1. Undrafted units may recruit characters, rescue undrafted units and NPCs, trade, visit Shops and Armories, and dig up items in the desert. 2. Undrafted units may not do anything not listed above, including but not limited to meatshielding, building Supports, opening Doors or Chests, talking to Fargus in Chapter 17x, or Seizing Castles in Chapter 25. 3. All Gaiden Chapters except 19xx, 23x and 28x are required to be visited. 23x and 28x may be visited at the player's discretion, Gaidens do not add up to the final turncount 4. Other units may do as they please without penalty. 5. Defend chapters count the last played Player Phase for turns if the timer is waited out. Penalties: 1. Undrafted units have a 4 turn penalty, per unit per chapter. Exceptions: 1. Meatshielding is allowed for Chapter 13x. 2. Lyn, Kent, Sain and Wil are free for Chapter 16. 3. Undrafted Thieves may be used to obtain necessary Promotion items. Karel Renault 3-Darkshuying-Kent, Dorcas, Legault, Harken, Pent, Vaida 2-Konnor97-Florina, Lowen, Matt, Raven, Wil,Nino 4-Zeldamaster-Sain, Prissy, Lucius, Farina, Isadora, Louise 1-Me-Oswin, Heath, Erk, Hawkeye , Serra,Rebecca 5-Boron-Fiora, Rath, Canas, Guy,Dart,Jaffar Edited April 3, 2012 by The Joker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konnor97 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 (edited) The concept of this is awesome. I'm wanna join. Edited March 30, 2012 by Konnor97 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arngrim Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 Ill join, Bartre is one of my favorite characters in FE7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 I've almost cleared KoT's draft. But I'll wait for a bit. If you can't get someone by the end of the day, I'll join. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 I'll join, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted March 31, 2012 Author Share Posted March 31, 2012 (edited) Zeldamaster signs up on IP chat, and Borons in. RNG'd order in OP. Darkshuyins up. Also folks, if you folks don't post for 24 hours of your turn, a highly trained monky will roll the die and pick for you. - It turns out that I may not be able to edit the OP for the weekend, due to going out of town without a PC. Please bear with it folks. Edited March 31, 2012 by The Joker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arngrim Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Kent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konnor97 Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 (edited) the cute Edited April 3, 2012 by Konnor97 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted March 31, 2012 Author Share Posted March 31, 2012 Damnit, I wanted Kent.... Looks like I'll be left with Sain or Lowen.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Sain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted March 31, 2012 Author Share Posted March 31, 2012 (edited) I'm gonna go pick something else as a first pick. I pick Oswin! Edited March 31, 2012 by The Joker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Why isn't Bartre free? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted March 31, 2012 Author Share Posted March 31, 2012 Why isn't Bartre free? He is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 (edited) I said I wasn't going to do this, but I'll do it anyway. Fiora and Rath. Edit: Also, the Joker wants Heath. Edited March 31, 2012 by Boron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted April 1, 2012 Author Share Posted April 1, 2012 Proff of fangirlism of Rath. Not as bad as other folks fanboyism of Marcia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Proff of fangirlism of Rath. Not as bad as other folks fanboyism of Marcia I wasn't going to, until you brought it up. :P Then I had to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 I call Priscilla. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Wait, you're next to pick anyway. Just pick Priscilla if you haven't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Heh heh, you're right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konnor97 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 (edited) Lowen the manly. (uhhhh... pretend this is under zelda's, 'kay?) Edited April 1, 2012 by Konnor97 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Priscilla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted April 1, 2012 Author Share Posted April 1, 2012 If Konner doesn't pick by monday morning, he's getting an RNG'd pick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted April 1, 2012 Author Share Posted April 1, 2012 If Konner doesn't pick by this evening, he's getting an RNG'd pick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konnor97 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Sorry, I pick Lowen the manly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted April 1, 2012 Author Share Posted April 1, 2012 Lulz. Predicting Raven+Pent+Isadora+Lucius+Matthew to go next I'll edit the op this evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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