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You don't need to be a douche and try starting drama every time religion is remotely referenced, you know.

You don't need to be a twat and get all butthurt every time religion is remotely referenced, you know.

As for the topic, did you know that capybaras were considered fish by Christians living in areas that they lived in? It's because they lived in the water, and the people needed someshit to eat on Friday night.

EDIT: And if I'm warned please remove some of my previous warns first, since I have been behaving for a while.

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Guys. Chill out. It's an FftF thread. If you want to start a debate on religion, this is the wrong place to do it.

It's the perfect place.

This is a place for nonsense, and religion is for people who are already spit-spewing crazy.

:B

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God makes the laws of the world

God does not make the rules because he does not exist.

I'm not even going to bother wasting my time explaining why it is so plainly obvious to anyone who is not a sheep of indoctrination that it makes me looks my faith in mankind to have to speak about it.

On the subject of Catholics saying that fish is not meat... since when would anyone take what they say seriously? (Other than indoctrinated sheep of course.)

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Good gracious! This topic was meant to be about how fish doesn't taste like real meat, with a little religious reference. Great going atheists <_<

Cry a bit more for me, I'm getting hard.

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I find your use of stereotypes to be quite insulting to civiliztion in general. Would you be so kind to go live as a hermit, so that your way of thinking cannot degrade our race any further?

Be murdered cruel and vile monstrosity! You are no longer allowed to exist in this universe!

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They also don't consider humans as animals.
Untrue. Catholic doctrine defines humans as having within them the light of God. This does not mean they are not animals, it means that they have a higher status than the animals--the creatures without said light of God. In other words, there are Animals--those that would be today defined within the kingdom Animalia--and there are animals.
They also once claimed that the sun revolves around the earth.
Bzzt, no. At least not without a lot of qualifications, footnotes, and "but ignore this that destroys my claim".

Subhumans like you make atheists like me look bad.

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They don't consider fish as meat. Frankly, I'm inclined to agree >_>

About time they get something right considering thier God is omnomnomniscient as Ive heard the bible say bats are birds

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Frankly, as much as it pains me to agree with godless ring-kissing-commerce-regulating Papist Antichrists, I'd have to say their right on this one. What man with any taste at all would consider fish a meat?

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We catholics are always onto something.

Humph. Bow and scrape at the heels of the Spinster of Rome all you want--it won't buy you a place at the LORDS table in the life to come.

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We're not the pope's servants >_>

Ridiculous. That's the definition of Popery. No man holds sway over the soul of another--the only judge in this world is GOD.

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Ridiculous. That's the definition of Popery. No man holds sway over the soul of another--the only judge in the world is GOD.

That's what i believe, I'm not a strict catholic.

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That's what i believe, I'm not a strict catholic.

...I hope you know I've been joking around. For heavens sake--I'm Jewish Zionist Freemason Illuminati! Puritans are just way to fun to impersonate.

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...I hope you know I've been joking around. For heavens sake--I'm Jewish! Puritans are just way to fun to impersonate.

Sorry, the mini-blackens have caused me to be extra serious when talking about religion.

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Sorry, the mini-blackens have caused me to be extra serious when talking about religion.

Ah, so I see.

What? Where? I've seen nothing of the sort.

And these you shall regard as an abomination among the birds; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, the vulture, the buzzard, the kite, and the falcon after its kind; every raven after its kind, the ostrich, the short-eared owl, the sea gull, and the hawk after its kind; the little owl, the fisher owl, and the screech owl; the white owl, the jackdaw, and the carrion vulture; the stork, the heron after its kind, the hoopoe, and the bat. ~ Leviticus 11:13-19

Tend to your Bible, boy!

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