English Support Conversation Thread

[Ein]

Oh... Laurent no. You're doing it for all the wrong reasons. Or maybe it's the right reasons.

By the by Silvah Lightning. Could you provide the link of the original image of your sig? I feel like I've seen it before and I want to make sure I have.

Edited March 6, 2013 by Ein

[Silver Lightning]

Oh... Laurent no. You're doing it for all the wrong reasons. Or maybe it's the right reasons.

By the by Silvah Lightning. Could you provide the link of the original image of your sig? I feel like I've seen it before and I want to make sure I have.

This was originally just a 'pair the spares' pairing for me, but it has since become one of my favorites! Laurent is....special.

Yeah, I found it in deviantart; it was too cute to pass up! Here's the link: http://browse.devian...aguel-356658982

[Ein]

Oh~ So I haven't seen it ever. Stupid brain thinking it has seen things. Thanks.

[VizTheShiz]

Here's a couple more of December Knights' claims.

[spoiler=Maribelle x Kellam][spoiler=Support C]Maribelle

YEOWCH!

Oh, for the love of all that is shiny and rich and wonderful...

All right, who left this massive suit of armor in the middle of everything?!

Kellam

Um, actually...

Maribelle

Eeeeek!

Good heavens, Kellam, will you please stop sneaking around like that?!

Kellam

I wasn't sneaking. And I didn't leave my armor laying around.

I'm actually still wearing it.

Maribelle

Yes, yes, yes. I should have known you were somewhere inside all that steel plate.

Speaking of which, I've been meaning to ask you about that...

Why is it that you wear such a ridiculously enormous suit of armor?

Is it a hand-me-down? Was your mother hoping you'd grow into it?

Kellam

I suppose it is a smidge bigger than the standard...

But I don't see much need to go changing things now.

It protects me well enough, and I'm plenty agile in a fight.

Maribelle

But you do realize you don't have to wear it ALL the time, right?

For heaven's sake, I've seen you wearing it at a wedding!

Kellam

Well, I happen to like it. It's my most comfy outfit.

Maribelle

Codswallop! Comfort has no place in fashion!

You should listen to me and try going without it every now and then.

Kellam

I'll think about it.

Maribelle

H-hey, come back here, you oversized kipper can! I'm not finished with you!

...Tsk. Too late. He disappeared. How DOES he do that?

[spoiler=Support B]Maribelle

Kellam? Keeellaaam! Come out, come out, wherever you are!

Kellam

You called?

Maribelle

Here, I got these for you.

Kellam

Gosh, what nice clothes! They look expensive.

Maribelle

Well, you didn't expect I'd hand over a pile of rags, did you?

Now normally these would be FAR too fine for a commoner such as yourself.

But considering the circumstances, I thought you deserved something decent.

Kellam

That's mighty kind of you, milady. But I really like my armor and-

Maribelle

I HOPE you aren't about to say that your silly armor is better than these silks.

Kellam

I-it's just that I think I'd prefer to stay as I am, if it's all the same to you.

Maribelle

Oh, tosh-bosh! Why be so stubborn?

Kellam

When I first joined the Shepherds, I was terrified I wouldn't be able to fight.

I thought I'd be useless in battle and end up being left behind and forgotten.

Truth be told, I was really close to quitting and just going home.

Not that anyone would have noticed...

Maribelle

......

Kellam

But just when things were at their lowest, this armor arrived from home.

The whole village had pitched in to make it because they were so proud of me.

Imagine! The first boy to make it out, and now serving the prince no less!

Maribelle

I didn't realize your story was so...inspiring.

Kellam

This armor reminded me of the hopes and dreams of the people back home.

And even if they got my size wrong, I'm going to keep wearing it!

Maribelle

Yes, well...

Perhaps I was wrong to chastise you without knowing the circumstances.

I pray we can put this little incident behind us?

Kellam

Oh, of course, Maribelle. I know you were just worried about me.

[spoiler=Support A]Kellam

Say, Maribelle? I wanted to thank you for your help on the battlefield.

If you hadn't covered my back, I wouldn't have been able to protect everyone else.

Maribelle

Not at all. Truth be told, it's a great comfort having you at my side.

You pop up out of nowhere when I'm most in need, then melt away into the shadows.

You're like one of those faithful sidekicks in the stories Mother used read.

Kellam

Um, but I was standing right beside you the entire-

Maribelle

Yes, well, whatever. In any case, I'm developing a much better opinion of you.

It's so inspiring to see a poor indigent like yourself fight for his village folk.

Kellam

Inspiring? Me? Oh no, milady. I'm just a simple farmer trying to do his best.

Maribelle

In the future, when this beastly war is over, I hope to become a judge advocate.

I would be the first woman to ever hold such a post, so it will not be easy.

However, I have no intention of giving up, no matter how hard the fight may be.

Kellam

That sure is brave of you! I couldn't do anything like that.

Maribelle

Oh, really? I don't know about that. I think you do it every single day.

If anyone has foresworn the easy path and chosen the hard road, it's you.

Kellam

Oh, I don't know. I think I just like protecting folk...

[spoiler=Support S]Kellam

Maribelle?

Maribelle

Yes?

Kellam

This is kind of sudden, but I was thinking about your dream for life after the war.

Anyway, I was thinking I might be able to help out if I was...around.

Maribelle

How odd that you would say such a thing! I have been entertaining the same thoughts.

In truth, I've grown rather fond of having you at my side.

Kellam

Oh, I'm so glad you think that way!

Maribelle

You'll make a fine butler with a little training! Maybe a valet in the worst case.

We've been lacking one of those ever since poor Mr.Yates went off to prison...

Kellam

Um... N-no. That's not... I don't want to come work for you.

Maribelle

Work for me? My darling, the servants in my house are like family!

You get all the major feast days off, and we even switch places on the solstice!

Kellam

I want to MARRY you, consarnit! That's why I got you this ring!

Maribelle

...Oh my dear good heavens.

Kellam

I know you'd be marrying below your station and all, but I don't care.

If you want money or crowns or whatever, then you can go find some other man.

But if you want a man who'll love you to the end of his days, then take me.

Maribelle

*Ahem!* Yes, well, when you put it that way...

I suppose we could make the titles work. Name you a lesser duke or something.

Kellam

So is that a yes?

Maribelle

Yes, Kellam. I will be your wife.

But you are NOT wearing that armor to our wedding!

[spoiler=Brady x Kellam (Parent Support)][spoiler=Support C]Brady

Tea's ready.

It's the, uh... The whatsit kind. From that place. You know, the expensive junk.

Kellam

Um...

Brady

Well...? Whaddya waitin' for? A royal invitation?

It's all set and ready to go- just the way ya like it.

Kellam

Uh, Brady?

Brady

Let's step it up, old-timer! Tea ain't getting any hotter!

Kellam

Oh, right. S-sorry... *sip*

...But, Brady?

Brady

Yeah?

Kellam

What did you mean, "just the way I like it"? I hardly ever drink tea...

Brady

Whaddya mean? You drink it every day. You never miss teatime.

Kellam

I've had the odd cup here or there, but I've never had a "teatime" in my life...

Brady

...WHAT?!

Ma told me to join ya in your daily tea ritual! Even gave detailed instructions!

Wait... Did she make it all up?

Kellam

Considering I don't even know what a "tea ritual" is, I'm guessing she did.

Brady

That dirty... I bet she's laughing her head off right about now!

Kellam

Er, what exactly did she tell you?

Brady

Oh, don't you worry. I'm gonna have me a nice, long chat with dear ol' Ma!

You just sit there and drink your damn tea. So long, old-timer!

...Oh, and set this on top of the pot. It keeps the tea warm.

Kellam

...When did my life get so weird?

[spoiler=Support B]Brady

Sorry about last time, old-timer.

Kellam

What, the tea? You don't need to apologize for that.

I was happy for the chance to chat.

Brady

Well, good. But I still feel bad you wound up drinking alone.

Anyway, I brought my violin by way of apologizin'

Kellam

...I'm sorry?

Brady

Yeah, exactly. I wanna say I'm sorry, and I heard that requires a violin performance.

Kellam

It...does?

Brady

What, were ya born in a barn? Course it does!

I gotta tickle the catgut for three songs, then do a backflip.

That's when you stand up and start clappin' and cheerin' and throwin' roses.

...Er, at least, that's what Ma said.

Kellam

Brady, listen to me.

No one has ever apologized to me that way before. ...EVER.

Your mother's having fun with you again.

Brady

What, AGAIN?! Oh, that tears it! I'm gonna-

Kellam

Brady, wait...

Brady

What?!

Kellam

As long as you're here, let's just enjoy a nice chat and forget about Maribelle.

I'm almost thankful, really. If not for her japes, you'd probably never have come by.

Brady

Forget Ma? But she's been playing me like a dancin'-monkey organ guy!

Aw, heck. Fine. I guess I can put up with her horseplay a bit longer...

It'd be nice to just sit back and chew the fat a bit.

Kellam

It's settled then! Pull up a seat...

[spoiler=Support A]Brady

And then Ma pulls out that li'l umbrella of hers, and she says-

Kellam

Heh heh...

Brady

...What are ya laughing for? I ain't even at the punchline yet.

Kellam

I'm just glad we're able to talk like this, Brady.

I'll admit, I was a little shocked when I first saw you. You seemed a bit...scary.

Brady

Yeah, well. Sorry I'm all scary.

I guess if you don't like it, do a better job of raising the real deal.

Kellam

What, you mean the Brady from this era?

Brady

Yeah. I ain't your real son, anyway. I mean, not exactly.

Kellam

......

Brady, I...

Brady

Aw, what? What's with that face? I don't need no pity.

Unlike some of the other kids, I ain't jealous of the Brady from this timeline.

We're two different cats, yeah? No hard feelings.

Once the real one's born, you can forget about me. I'll bow out all graceful-like.

Kellam

Brady, how can you say that after we've gotten so close?

You think I'd just cast you aside once my son is born? I would never do that.

You're my friend, Brady. ...And my son.

Brady

Pop, I... *sniff*

Aw, damn. I decided not to cry, and then ya go and say crap like that... *sniffle*

I was lyin' about what I said before, Pop! It does matter to me! Please don't forget me!

Just...remember that we were good pals once, yeah? Real chums.

Kellam

I could never forget you, Son.

I'll remember you till the day I die and love you as my future self would.

Brady

Okay, no more talk of dyin'.

If you go boots up before me, I'll douse your grave in more tea than ya can stand.

I'll play my voilin and do a backflip if I have to. Don't try me, old-timer!

Kellam

Well then, it's settled. Guess your pop can't very well die now, can he?

Typing all this out has made me realize how laughably slow I am. I really should learn how to type properly.

[shadowofchaos]

Well, here is Laurent x Noire! Enjoy Noire's wackiness and Laurent's hidden masochism!

Laurent and Noire

C Support

Noire: All right...On to the next task.

Laurent: You seem exceptionally busy, Noire. What has you so occupied?

Noire: Oh, nothing. Just on my way to draw water for tonight's dinner.

Laurent: In that enormous bucket?

Noire: W-well, yes?

Laurent: Then pray, allow me.

Noire: What? No, I couldn't ask you to do that.

Laurent: A slight person like yourself oughtn't put undo strain on their frame. I won't explain the physics behind it, save to say it may bring about a fracture.

Noire: B-but, this is the same bucket I've been using for years.

Laurent: What if your anemia acted up and you grew light headed? You could be badly injured.

Noire: But, Laurent, I feel fine! ...Oh, okay! You can help! But just for today.

Laurent: Excellent. Leave it to me. And this water is bound for the mess-tent team, correct?

Noire: Yes, that's right. Thank you.

Laurent: Thanks are not required. I insisted, did I not?

B Support

Laurent: How are you feeling, Noire? Taking care not to overexert yourself, I trust?

Noire: I'm fine, thank you. I've been feeling quite well for some time now.

Laurent: Excellent news. But pray, stay wary. Our marches have been grueling of late, and exhaustion is a relentless foe.

Noire: R-really, Laurent, I'm fine. You don't have to worry so.

Laurent: You ought to express this level of concern as well. Frankly, your body is rather frail. You must be realistic and cautious in how you treat it.

Noire: Look, everyone else is busy keeping the camp clean and well supplied. I can't be the only one lounging about!

Laurent: And yet, I would impress on you that resting adequately is your greatest responsibility.

Noire: Even if I tried, I don't think I could sit still with everyone else buzzing around. If the guilt didn't keep me up, the sheer amount of activity around me would.

Laurent: And what if thinking of you pushing yourself beyond reason keeps the rest of us awake?

Noire: ......

Laurent: Have you eaten today, Noire?

Noire: N-not yet, no.

Laurent: This is unacceptable. Run along and eat.

Noire: I don't really...I'm not hungry.

Laurent: Caloric intake is critical for success in all areas of life....Unless this lack of appetite is a symptom of some ailment you've contracted?

Noire: Laurent, I'm fine, okay? I. Feel. Fine.

Laurent: Maintaining energy levels is critical, and yet you leave food uneaten at every meal. This cannot continue. It's the duty of every soldier to clean his or her plate.

Noire: Look, would you...Can you just...Fine. I'll eat more.

A Support

Laurent: Noire, might I have a moment?

Noire: What? Why? What did I do now?

Laurent: I fear it's what you haven't done. I haven't seen you maintaining your weapons of late. Are you caring for them properly?

Noire: Er...I haven't really had the time this week.

Laurent: Being busy is no excuse. Your own life and those of your allies depend on that equipment. I should think a cursory inspection every day is not too much to ask.

Noire: ...Anything else?

Laurent: Weapon maintenance really must be done by the one wielding the equipment. You alone have a complete grasp of its characteristics and idiosyncrasies. Now then, when examining a weapon, it behooves the user to first grasp it...

Noire: .........up.

Laurent: What was that? Speak up, please.

Noire: ...Shut up.

Laurent: I beg your pardon? It sounded as if---

Noire: STILL YOUR CHATTERING TONGUE, YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!

Laurent: N-Noire?!

Noire: Day after day after day you prattle on with your ceaseless picking of nits! If you are so haunted by doubts of my weapon's bite, we shall test it! On you! IF YOU WANT ME TO EAT, I SHALL FEAST UPON YOUR SOUL!

Laurent: W-wait! L-let's not be hasty here, Noire! All I said, I said out of concern for you!

Noire: BLOOD AND THUNDER! Your concern is unfounded, unsolicited, and most unwelcome! It takes more than drawing water and meager sustenance to lay low this vessel! I've no need for a nagging mother-in-law! IT WILL NOT STAND!

Laurent: N-no, I'm not your...I never meant to...I'm...I'm sorry?

Noire: Bwaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha! Yes! You are sorry now, aren't you, whelp?! YOUR CONTRITION IS SWEET AMBROSIA!

Laurent: W-well, all right, then. I'll, uh...I'll be more careful in the future.Really, I...I meant...well....I'll just be going now. *disappears*

Noire: Ah! Oh, dear, I think I...I think I lost control again. Laurent must think me a monster! Oh, this is so embarrassing!

S Support

Noire: I still feel terrible for exploding at Laurent like that. He was concerned for me, and I...

Laurent: Erm, Noire?

Noire: Eek! L-Laurent!

Laurent: I'm sorry, but...It seems I couldn't help but come by and check up on you again. I know it's an unwelcome intrusion. You've made that very clear...

Noire: Laurent, I'm so sorry for...all the yelling. You were only speaking out of concern, and I turned into a screaming terror.

Laurent: No, you had every right. And I regret the constant pestering I subjected you to. I will strive to listen in the future, rather than simply run my own mouth. I was merely surprised. I'd not thought it possible for you to be so...upset.

Noire: Ugh, please, don't remind me...That was me, but it wasn't really me, if that makes any sense.

Laurent: I don't think I've ever been tongue-lashed quite so thoroughly before. And in truth...It had my heart racing. I was agog at seeing you true for the first time. I nearly fell right then and there!

Noire: Fell...over?

Laurent: In love. I nearly fell in love with you, Noire.

Noire: Oh, well that makes...Wait---what?! Because I flew into a blind rage?!

Laurent: I live to see you channel that fire again! Preferably when it's just us two! If there was anything I did that met with your displeasure, you must get angry! E-even if there isn't anything, become angry anyway! Rage! Rage against the world! Just please let me be the one you show when your true self spills forth! *(Me: ...wut? )*

Noire: ...I-I don't know what to say right now. I really do appreciate all your advice...And I...do have feelings for you, too...

Laurent: Then will you be my own smouldering volcano of pitch-dark vitriol?!

Noire: Er...It's not something I can just switch on at will, you know?

Laurent: Regrettable, but hardly insurmountable. I'll simply stay at your side at all times and await the next eruption.

Noire: ...Laurent? Why are you so keen on getting yelled at?

Laurent: I do not have an explanation that makes any manner of logical sense. But when I felt the full force of your feelings crash against me, it set my heart ablaze! Hearing you expose my flaws and deride me made me happier than I have ever been.

Noire: And here I thought I was the odd one...Um, look. Are you sure about this?

Laurent: Indubitably! I love you for who you are, Noire...Both of you! Sublime in your dual perfection. Oh, the anticipation of another passionate paroxysm is almost too much to bear...

Noire: I still feel like something about this is just a little bit...off. But if this is what you want, then, um...okay. I guess I'll...make it work. I, um, look forward to watching our love blossom over the years, Laurent.

Laurent: Could you try saying that just a bit more forcefully? ...Perhaps insult me a little?

Noire: Oh dear...this is going to take some getting used to...

And I thought I was a maso.

Wow. Just. Wow. XD

[Elhienn Hovercast]

Well, here is Laurent x Noire! Enjoy Noire's wackiness and Laurent's hidden masochism!

Laurent and Noire

C Support

Noire: All right...On to the next task.

Laurent: You seem exceptionally busy, Noire. What has you so occupied?

Noire: Oh, nothing. Just on my way to draw water for tonight's dinner.

Laurent: In that enormous bucket?

Noire: W-well, yes?

Laurent: Then pray, allow me.

Noire: What? No, I couldn't ask you to do that.

Laurent: A slight person like yourself oughtn't put undo strain on their frame. I won't explain the physics behind it, save to say it may bring about a fracture.

Noire: B-but, this is the same bucket I've been using for years.

Laurent: What if your anemia acted up and you grew light headed? You could be badly injured.

Noire: But, Laurent, I feel fine! ...Oh, okay! You can help! But just for today.

Laurent: Excellent. Leave it to me. And this water is bound for the mess-tent team, correct?

Noire: Yes, that's right. Thank you.

Laurent: Thanks are not required. I insisted, did I not?

B Support

Laurent: How are you feeling, Noire? Taking care not to overexert yourself, I trust?

Noire: I'm fine, thank you. I've been feeling quite well for some time now.

Laurent: Excellent news. But pray, stay wary. Our marches have been grueling of late, and exhaustion is a relentless foe.

Noire: R-really, Laurent, I'm fine. You don't have to worry so.

Laurent: You ought to express this level of concern as well. Frankly, your body is rather frail. You must be realistic and cautious in how you treat it.

Noire: Look, everyone else is busy keeping the camp clean and well supplied. I can't be the only one lounging about!

Laurent: And yet, I would impress on you that resting adequately is your greatest responsibility.

Noire: Even if I tried, I don't think I could sit still with everyone else buzzing around. If the guilt didn't keep me up, the sheer amount of activity around me would.

Laurent: And what if thinking of you pushing yourself beyond reason keeps the rest of us awake?

Noire: ......

Laurent: Have you eaten today, Noire?

Noire: N-not yet, no.

Laurent: This is unacceptable. Run along and eat.

Noire: I don't really...I'm not hungry.

Laurent: Caloric intake is critical for success in all areas of life....Unless this lack of appetite is a symptom of some ailment you've contracted?

Noire: Laurent, I'm fine, okay? I. Feel. Fine.

Laurent: Maintaining energy levels is critical, and yet you leave food uneaten at every meal. This cannot continue. It's the duty of every soldier to clean his or her plate.

Noire: Look, would you...Can you just...Fine. I'll eat more.

A Support

Laurent: Noire, might I have a moment?

Noire: What? Why? What did I do now?

Laurent: I fear it's what you haven't done. I haven't seen you maintaining your weapons of late. Are you caring for them properly?

Noire: Er...I haven't really had the time this week.

Laurent: Being busy is no excuse. Your own life and those of your allies depend on that equipment. I should think a cursory inspection every day is not too much to ask.

Noire: ...Anything else?

Laurent: Weapon maintenance really must be done by the one wielding the equipment. You alone have a complete grasp of its characteristics and idiosyncrasies. Now then, when examining a weapon, it behooves the user to first grasp it...

Noire: .........up.

Laurent: What was that? Speak up, please.

Noire: ...Shut up.

Laurent: I beg your pardon? It sounded as if---

Noire: STILL YOUR CHATTERING TONGUE, YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!

Laurent: N-Noire?!

Noire: Day after day after day you prattle on with your ceaseless picking of nits! If you are so haunted by doubts of my weapon's bite, we shall test it! On you! IF YOU WANT ME TO EAT, I SHALL FEAST UPON YOUR SOUL!

Laurent: W-wait! L-let's not be hasty here, Noire! All I said, I said out of concern for you!

Noire: BLOOD AND THUNDER! Your concern is unfounded, unsolicited, and most unwelcome! It takes more than drawing water and meager sustenance to lay low this vessel! I've no need for a nagging mother-in-law! IT WILL NOT STAND!

Laurent: N-no, I'm not your...I never meant to...I'm...I'm sorry?

Noire: Bwaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha! Yes! You are sorry now, aren't you, whelp?! YOUR CONTRITION IS SWEET AMBROSIA!

Laurent: W-well, all right, then. I'll, uh...I'll be more careful in the future.Really, I...I meant...well....I'll just be going now. *disappears*

Noire: Ah! Oh, dear, I think I...I think I lost control again. Laurent must think me a monster! Oh, this is so embarrassing!

S Support

Noire: I still feel terrible for exploding at Laurent like that. He was concerned for me, and I...

Laurent: Erm, Noire?

Noire: Eek! L-Laurent!

Laurent: I'm sorry, but...It seems I couldn't help but come by and check up on you again. I know it's an unwelcome intrusion. You've made that very clear...

Noire: Laurent, I'm so sorry for...all the yelling. You were only speaking out of concern, and I turned into a screaming terror.

Laurent: No, you had every right. And I regret the constant pestering I subjected you to. I will strive to listen in the future, rather than simply run my own mouth. I was merely surprised. I'd not thought it possible for you to be so...upset.

Noire: Ugh, please, don't remind me...That was me, but it wasn't really me, if that makes any sense.

Laurent: I don't think I've ever been tongue-lashed quite so thoroughly before. And in truth...It had my heart racing. I was agog at seeing you true for the first time. I nearly fell right then and there!

Noire: Fell...over?

Laurent: In love. I nearly fell in love with you, Noire.

Noire: Oh, well that makes...Wait---what?! Because I flew into a blind rage?!

Laurent: I live to see you channel that fire again! Preferably when it's just us two! If there was anything I did that met with your displeasure, you must get angry! E-even if there isn't anything, become angry anyway! Rage! Rage against the world! Just please let me be the one you show when your true self spills forth! *(Me: ...wut? )*

Noire: ...I-I don't know what to say right now. I really do appreciate all your advice...And I...do have feelings for you, too...

Laurent: Then will you be my own smouldering volcano of pitch-dark vitriol?!

Noire: Er...It's not something I can just switch on at will, you know?

Laurent: Regrettable, but hardly insurmountable. I'll simply stay at your side at all times and await the next eruption.

Noire: ...Laurent? Why are you so keen on getting yelled at?

Laurent: I do not have an explanation that makes any manner of logical sense. But when I felt the full force of your feelings crash against me, it set my heart ablaze! Hearing you expose my flaws and deride me made me happier than I have ever been.

Noire: And here I thought I was the odd one...Um, look. Are you sure about this?

Laurent: Indubitably! I love you for who you are, Noire...Both of you! Sublime in your dual perfection. Oh, the anticipation of another passionate paroxysm is almost too much to bear...

Noire: I still feel like something about this is just a little bit...off. But if this is what you want, then, um...okay. I guess I'll...make it work. I, um, look forward to watching our love blossom over the years, Laurent.

Laurent: Could you try saying that just a bit more forcefully? ...Perhaps insult me a little?

Noire: Oh dear...this is going to take some getting used to...

I loved this support a lot!HAHHAHA, I think it's one of my favorite supports with Noire that I saw XD, Who would have guessed that Laurent is such a maso?(I have a soft spot for masochist characters, because it's kink and funny XD)

..

The fact that Female!Morgan likes to see Azure fail at flirting with girls and getting "Heartbroken" would count as a Yandere?If so, I would pair these two, that way we can have other Yandere couple XD

.... For everyone else, it must be scary see a stoic guy like Laurent looking excited/happy with Noire unleashing her yandere/split-personality together, what a Nightmare pair!XD

[Silver Lightning]

Okay, as a birthday special, I'll be putting one of my favorite supports up (and hopefully another one tomorrow). I present to you the match made in the stars; the charming womanizer Inigo and the grade A tsundere Severa! Enjoy!

Inigo and Severa

C Support

Inigo: Hel-lo, Severa! Looking good, lass!

Severa: ......

Inigo: Oh ho! There's nothing hotter than a cold shoulder!

Severa: You're an idiot. You think anything with a skirt looks good. Your compliments have lost all meaning.

Inigo: Ah! Her melodious voice rings out at last! Now if I can just get a smile, I can die happy!

Severa: You can die quickly if you don't shut up! Now stop wasting your breath. I'm not the sort of floozy to swoon over a cowpile of trite flattery.

Inigo: Aw, come on! Saying someone looks good is just like saying hi!

Severa: Do you say Chrom "looks good" when you see him? Or Frederick? No! You don't! It's just girls! Gods, this is...Look, I don't have time to deal with your weird sexist world. Later.

Inigo: S-Severa! Darling! Wait!

*Severa disappears*

Inigo: Aaaaand she's gone. Geez. You'd think a lady could take a compliment...

B Support

Inigo: Hel-lo, Severa! You're looking darling as ever!

Severa: Are you deaf or just an idiot? ...Wait, don't tell me, I know.

Inigo: I'm simply incapable of speaking anything but the truth!

Severa: What must it be like to live in your head? Are there happy ponies in there? Its really something how utterly delusional your optimism is. If I didn't hate you so much, I might even be impressed.

Inigo: Huzzah! I got a heavily qualified and slightly sarcastic compliment from Severa!

Severa: You are a truly staggering creature...Why on earth do you insist on coming around and saying that I...That I "look good".

Inigo: Um, because you look good?

Severa: ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?! This camp is full of good-looking girls who will giggle and tee-hee all night long. I clearly despise you. So why chase me around?

Inigo: You're selling yourself short, Severa. I think the ice-queen bit is charming! The higher the hurdle you have to leap, the more satisfying it feels once you're over it!

Severa: I am NOT a hurdle, jerk!

Inigo: W-wait! Th-that's not what I meant! Look, I'm serious. Honestly, I am. I wouldn't mess with your emotions.

Severa: Your idea of serious is pretty far out there, Inigo.

Inigo: ...Whatever could you mean?

Severa: Ugh! Enough! None of this matters. I have things to do. N-now just...leave me alone!

Inigo: I knew it!

Severa: Wh-what?!

Inigo: You put on a good show, but I know under all those thorns you're a total sweetie. And I'm going to stick around until I get to see the real you! ...Er, this is the part where you smile. It's a terrible waste to see such a pretty face scowling all the time.

Severa: You're obviously as blind as you are crazy. Now will you PLEASE just go away?! *disappears*

Inigo: ...Huh? I can't go away if you go away first! Heeey! Severa! Wait up!

A Support

Inigo: Sorry to keep you waiting, Severa. An errand came up that has me running a bit behind schedule today.

Severa: I...I wasn't waiting for you, Inigo!

Inigo: Ah ha ha! Suuure you weren't!

Severa: Gya! You are simply DELUSIONAL! ...Also, you are running late today. You always bother me at the same time every day. I can set a clock to it.

Inigo: That's because I was getting...THIS! It's a present! ...Come on, open it! Come on, come on, come ooon!

Severa: You got me a...present?

Inigo: I sure did! You never seemed to believe me when I said you looked good. So I thought this ring might help you feel more...I dunno. Pretty?

Severa: You...really want me to have this?

Inigo: Well, yeah! I picked it out for you! Go on, try it on.

Severa: This is stupid. I don't see why...A-all right. But just to see how...There. It's on.

Inigo: Say, it really brings out your eyes! I think you look adorable. Of course, I DO have a talent for this sort of thing.

Severa: F-flattery will get you nowhere, Inigo! Now take this back!

Inigo: But...it looks good on you.

Severa: ...It's bulky and garish and would just get in the way. Kind of like the person who gave it to me!

Inigo: Oh, I...I see...

Severa: Still, I suppose it means your words are more than idle flattery. So...thank you. Now good-bye! *disappears*

Inigo: ...There she goes again. But at least I got a smile this time! ...Oh, Inigo, you sly dog, you!

S Support

Severa: Say, Inigo...You have a second?

Inigo: Of course, Severa. Is everything all right? It's a little odd having you approach me.

Severa: Sh-shut up!

Inigo: Sorry! I didn't mean anything by it. Sooooo...What do you need?

Severa: I was thinking about something you said before. About how under the thorns I was sweet, and that you were waiting around to see it.

Inigo: That's the plan.

Severa: ......See, at the time, I assumed it was...Well, I thought it was more idle flattery. Like everything else you say. But that's not what I...I mean, I see now that...Look, I'll accept your ring. But not as a present.

Inigo: What?

Severa: I mean, assuming you haven't already given it to some other floozy....WELL?! Do you have it or not?!

Inigo: O-of course! It's right here! I've been carrying it next to my heart in case you...changed your mind.

Severa: R-really?

Inigo: I'm still not sure I follow everything you were saying, but you want it now...right?

Severa: Right. But not as a present!

Inigo: Severa, I'm not taking your money.

Severa: No, you idiot! I mean it's not JUST a present. It's a...promise....About us.

Inigo: Oh, NOW I get it! Sure, okay!

Severa: OKAY?!

Inigo: No! Not like that! I mean...Look, I was just nervous! I thought you were going to yell at me again. But now I know that you actually...Here. Quick. Take the ring! Now you and I will be together forever!

Severa: ...What's going on here? You accept? Just like that? No blustering about how you aren't ready to commit? No fool talk about how it's not me, it's you?...None of that? You're just going to...marry me? Like that? Poof? How can you be so CASUAL about it?!

Inigo: I told you my goal was to see the real you, and here she is! Why would I turn her away after waiting all this time?

Severa: ...Gods, I'm an idiot. I had a whole speech worked out and everything.

Inigo: Sorry to deviate from the script! ...But I'm very happy with the conclusion. Come, Severa! Our love will have a true storybook ending!

Severa: ...I can't believe I'm actually falling for these cornball lines. What's wrong with me?!

Inigo: Um, are we back to the ice queen already? Ah, well. Good thing I love her as much as the sweetie patootie!

Severa: Okay, now you need to stop talking. And I hope you love the ice queen, because you're stuck with her now! The rest of your life is a VERY long time, you know!

Inigo: I understand, Your Highness!

And now I must go to sleep...

Edited March 7, 2013 by Silver Lightning

[Ein]

Aw.... Inigo and Severa are adorable.

[algae]

Severa: You're an idiot. You think anything with a skirt looks good.

Hello Gatrie.

[aok]

By the permission of Karaszure, here are the supports of Sully/Sumia and Cordelia/Panne

Sully/Sumia

Support C

Sumia

There. Doesn't that feel better? Your mane is alllll combed. No more tangles!

Who's a good pegasus? Huh? Who's a good wittle pegasus?!

(Sully enters)

Sully

Are you talking to that thing again?

Sumia

Oh, hi, Sully.

Sully

You're spoiling the animal! She's practically died and gone to horse heaven.

Sumia

She does look happy, doesn't she?

Sully

Ah, well. She's seen you safe through some terrible battles, so I suppose she earned it.

Sumia

You're quite fond of your horse, too, aren't you, Sully?

Sully

Hell yes, I'm proud! He's got smarts and guts! What more could a woman want?

Sumia

Hee hee! When you talk about him, you sound like a proud mother.

Sully

Eh, I'm not the maternal type.

Sumia

Even so, it's obvious how fond you two are of each other.

Whenever you praise him, he snorts ever so happily!

Sully

You noticed that? ...Huh. Most folks just assume he's some mindless beast.

Sumia

Oh it's so nice to have someone to talk to about this sort of thing...

Do you have a minute to talk more? Chat about pegasi and the like?

...I mean, if you don't mind? I know you're very busy.

...I don't mean to intrude.

Sully

Pfft! Intrude? I could talk horses until the cows come home!

Sumia

Oh, wonderful! Let me just put on some tea and we can-

Sully

Hold it right there, girlie!

You just combed that horse top to bottom. You deserve a rest.

You relax and put your feet up-I'll make the tea this time.

Sumia

Oh! Um, all right.

Sully

I'll be right back!

(Sully leaves)

Sumia

Hee hee, I've never seen Sully look so excited about anything!

Support B

Sully

I spiced the tea with crowberry extract and a dash of mustard. Do you like it?

Sumia

It's wonderful! Thank you, Sully.

Did I tell you I bought this tea from a traveling merchant? It's a rare blend.

Sully

Har! You don't see many merchants selling tea in these troubled times.

Sumia

But troubled times are when people need a nice cup of tea most!

That's what the merchant said, anyway, and I'm inclined to agree with her.

Sully

Works for me! Let's forget about war for a bit and just have a nice chat...

Sumia

Oh, yes, let's! That would be so nice!

Um... So... What should we talk about? I told you everything I know about horses.

I guess we could have some...girl talk?

Sully

Oooo! Does little Sumia want to confess her forbidden love?

Sumia

S-Sully! Shhhhhh! Someone might hear you!

Sully

Har har! I saw right through you on that one!

C'mon, we're both women of the world, right? We know which way the wind blows.

And what are friend for if not to hear confession of a sultry midnight passion?!

Sumia

Well it's hardly... Heh, all right, then. But you have to go first!

Sully

M-me?! But I... I mean I don't... Dammit, Sumia! That's hardly fair!

Sumia

Hee hee! You're funny when you're flustered.

Sully

W-well, it doesn't matter anyway. My love life's duller than a sack of flour.

Sumia

Heh, you're so shy all of a sudden!

You weren't like this when we were talking about pegasi.

Sully

Yeah, but that's a HORSE! I can talk about horses all damn day.

Love's just so... Er, you know? Lovey.

Sumia

...Would you rather talk about horses some more, Sully?

Sully

Hell yes!

Support A

Sully

Huh. When you put 'em side by side, there's hardly any difference at all...

If not for the wings, pegasi and horses would look exactly the same.

Sumia

They even eat the same food! Maybe they're cousins of one sort or another.

Sully

It's just odd. How the hell did pegasi end up with wings?

Sumia

I've always wondered how the horses lost theirs.

Sully

Har! I never thought of it that way! In either case, they're strange animals.

Although I guess you can say that about almost anything. Dragons... People...

Sumia

I think that every creature is weird and wonderful in its own way!

...Except cows. Cows just annoy me.

Sully

When I was a kid, I was taught that the gods made all the world's creatures.

So then I asked who made the gods! ...Har! That shut 'em up right quick.

Sumia

Oh, I do so hate ponderous questions like that.

They only serve to remind me how little we know about anything.

Sully

Yeah, I know how you feel.

We make up all these stories and legends to explain crap we don't understand...

But they usually make even less sense that just saying "we don't know"!

Sumia

That's how we end up fighting wars over ideas. Because no one knows who's right.

Sully

I guess war is inevitable when everyone has their own version of the truth.

Sumia

I'd like to think that one day we can live in a world that doesn't know war.

Sully

Know what? I think that day's coming. ...And maybe sooner than you think.

Sumia

That would give us more time to drink tea!

Sully

And talk about horses!

Sumia

Hee hee! Yes, of course.

Cordelia/Panne

Support C

Cordelia

Er, Panne?

(Panne appears)

Panne

......

Cordelia

What are you doing to my pegasus?

Panne

So this steed belongs to you?

Cordelia

Yes, she does.

Panne

You are lucky. She is a wise and faithful creature.

Cordelia

Thank you. But how do you know she's wise?

Panne

We talked.

Cordelia

Oh, yes. Of course. You talked to her and...

Wait, you can TALK to my pegasus? Like, with words?

Panne

Is that strange?

Cordelia

Er, no, I suppose not. Just a bit surprising is all.

We knights can communicate with our steeds, but it's not so...direct.

Panne

I am not a knight. I am a taguel.

But enough talk. Take good care of this animal, understood?

(Panne leaves)

Cordelia

See you...later? Er, maybe?

Right then, back to business. We had a wound that needed bandaging, yes?

...Hmm? What's this green stuff smeared around the cut?

A healing salve... So that's what she was doing!

Well, we must remember to thank Panne the next time she drops by!

Support B

Cordelia

Panne, I wanted to thank you for the other day.

Panne

I did nothing.

Cordelia

You treated my wounded pegasus, right? You gave her a healing salve?

Panne

...No.

Cordelia

Oh, I see. Well, whoever put it on, the medicine was very effective.

Panne

It is a secret taguel recipe far stronger than your man-spawn cures.

...Er, not that I would know.

Cordelia

Ah ha! So it WAS you!

Panne

......

I had hoped to treat the wound surreptitiously.

Cordelia

Well, we're both very grateful. Thank you, Panne.

Panne

I do not deserve your gratitude.

After I treated your creature, I...I made her an offer.

Cordelia

What kind of offer?

Panne

I offered to free her so she would not be subjected to the dangers of war.

This fighting has nothing to do with her or her kind.

It seems cruel to make her struggle alongside us.

But she told me she wanted to help, and could never desert you.

Cordelia

My pegasus said that?

Panne

The creature is very faithful. That is why you must take care of her.

Cordelia

Y-yes, of course! I'll do everything I can to make sure she isn't hurt again.

Panne

Do all in your power and more.

I would not like to see such a magnificent beast come to harm.

Cordelia

Nor would I, Panne.

Support A

Cordelia

Well, what did you think? How was your first ride on the back of a pegasus?

Panne

Interesting. And frightening. The ground was very far away.

But it was also...thrilling.

Cordelia

I'm glad you enjoyed it! We had to do something to thank you for the salve.

Panne

Still you talk of the salve... I told you, you owe me nothing.

Cordelia

All right. But if you do want to go on another ride, just let us know.

My pegasus has grown ever so fond of you, and she loves to frolic in the sky!

Panne

Thank you. Both of you.

Cordelia

Not at all!

Panne

When you two fly, you move as if you were a single creature.

How can you humans forge such strong bonds, yet still fight such terrible wars?

Cordelia

That's a good question. And I don't know the answer.

But I do know that we're fighting this war to build a better, peaceful future.

If I didn't believe that, I'd drop my weapons and walk away right now.

Panne

I believe that you would. And in truth, the same hope drives me to fight.

The hope for a world where taguel and human can at last live in harmony.

Cordelia

Oh, Panne...

Panne

Did I say something strange?

Cordelia

No, of course not! It's just that...

To hear you say that make me happier than you could know.

But haven't you noticed? Humans and taguel ARE living in peace together!

Two of them are right here, giggling like schoolgirls on the back of a pegasus.

Panne

......

It seems we have made a friendship, just as you did with your pegasus.

Perhaps I am at the point where I can name you my true friend.

Cordelia

I couldn't have put it better myself. We ARE true friends!

An that means I'll always be here to watch your back.

Panne

And I yours!

Edited March 8, 2013 by aok

[Thor Odinson]

You might want to remove the [ b] around the spoiler tags, since they don't work.

But anyway, SumiaxSully is so nice.

[aok]

You might want to remove the [ b] around the spoiler tags, since they don't work.

But anyway, SumiaxSully is so nice.

Thanks, figured that out with your help and the help of those in the live chat.

Shout out to Mautthew1316, Nightmare and Sangyul.

Also, as I notice December Knight's claims now open, and I happen to have Lissa/Vaike, here it is:

Lissa/Vaike

Support C

Vaike

Ogre's teeth! Where in blue blazes has Chrom gone to?!

...Say, Lissa! You ain't seen that brother or yours skulkin' around, have ya?

Lissa

If I had, I wouldn't tell YOU.

Vaike

Oh, come on! It's nothin' serious! Why ya gotta take his side all the time?

Lissa

Because he's my brother and I know you just want to hit him with something!

Gods, you're like children, the both of you.

Vaike

I could try explainin' it, but ya wouldn't understand. It's a warrior thing.

Lissa

More like an idiot thing. You know, there ARE other ways to communicate!

Besides bopping each other on the head with blunt axes, I mean.

Vaike

Look, Lissa. The Vaike doesn't hate your bro. Heck, I like him! Most of the time...

But we've gotta fight! Fate made us rivals, and who are we to deny fate?

Lissa

Oh now, that is just absurd. So why, exactly, are you "rivals"?

Vaike

Huh? Well, you know. ...Stuff.

Lissa

No, I don't know! I think you have a grudge against Chrom, and that's all there is to it!

Vaike

A grudge? No way! I RESPECT the man! He's the greatest warrior in the realm!

But if you wanna be the very best, ya gotta beat the very best...

Lissa

Ah-ha!

Vaike

...B-but don't go tellin' him I said that!

If he knew I was praisin' him, I'd never hear the end of it every time we squared off!

Lissa

Tee hee, don't worry, Teach. I'll keep your little secret.

Support B

Lissa

Vaike? I asked Chrom about you, and do you know what he said?

He said you're a great warrior and he's learning a lot from your duels.

Vaike

Bah! He's just trying to soften up ol' Teach.

Lissa

Er, but didn't you say pretty much the same thing about him the other day?

Vaike

Keep your voice down! I told ya, that's between you and me.

Lissa

Riiiight. How silly of me.

Vaike

Did ya know that Chrom once put on a disguise and came to my little town?

Never let on 'bout who he was, even when my axe took a...dislikin' to him.

I used to think royals were nothin' but puffed-up blowhards.

Stick a pin in their silk-covered hides and whoosh! ...All the air runs out of 'em.

But that brother of yours... He changed my mind.

Lissa

People are always reminding Chrom he's royalty. ...He tends to forget.

Vaike

I've dealt with a lot of fool ignorance since I joined the Shepards.

People are always askin' who I think I am, a commoner lording it up with princes.

I've had it from lowborn and highborn alike. ...But never Chrom.

It's like he doesn't care where I'm from, so long as I handle myself in a fight.

Lissa

Vaike, behind all the bluster, I think you may love Chrom more than any of us.

Vaike

Hey, don't go puttin' words in my mouth!

And not a word of this to Chrom, either! ...'Specially that lovey-dovey part.

Lissa

My, so many secrets we're sharing these days, tee hee...

Vaike

One of these days, the Vaike needs to learn to keep his big yap shut.

Lissa

Oh, don't be silly. I'm actually tickled you trust me.

Just promise you'll try to get along with my brother, all right?

Vaike

All right. ...But AFTER I beat him!

Support A

Lissa

*Slurp chomp* So then Chrom, he... *chomp, chomp* *snort* So he said...

Vaike

Look, either you should eat or you should talk. ...Actually, just eat, would you?

Lissa

Okay, I'll... *chomp, chomp* *slurp*

Vaike

You really think that brother of yours is the bee's knees, don't you?

Lissa

*Schnorf slurp* Look who's talking! *Crunch* *chomp*

Vaike

Cripes, why did I ever buy you that blasted mince pie in the first place...

Lissa

Blackmail, remember?

You know I'm terrible at keeping secrets when I'm hungry.

Vaike

This is a fool bit of business, and no denyin'...

Still, the more I hear your stories about Chrom, the more I admire him.

Lissa

I'm SO proud of him... He's done so much for our people...and for me.

I feel like anything I've accomplished I owe to him in one way or another.

Vaike

Aw, what are you talkin' about! You expect ol' Teach to believe that?

Lissa

Oh, don't mind me. I'm just blabbering.

Vaike

Way I see it, you got lots to be proud of. I mean 'sides your brother.

Lissa

Do you really think so?

Vaike

As sure as my name is Vaike the Mighty!

Ya never back down from a challenge, and you're not all snooty like most royal folk.

You're nice, and kind, and as beautiful as a goddess!

Gods strike me down if it ain't the truth! You got plenty to be proud of!

Lissa

Vaike, that's... Well, thank you. Even if it was a total exaggeration.

Vaike

No japin'! You're all that and more! There's just so much good in ya.

Lissa

Goodness... W-well, I suppose I could say the same of you, couldn't I?

All that talk about fighting my brother? About being rivals?

I know it's all just bluster.

You don't want anyone to know what a kind, considerate, and wonderful man you are!

Vaike

Aw, suchks... You're gonna make the Vaike blush...

Support S

Vaike

Hey, Lissa? Ya seen Chrom around?

Lissa

You're not looking to duel him again, are you? Because I though we-

Vaike

No, no! Not that! It's just... Well, it kinda concerns you, actually.

Lissa

Oh?

Vaike

See, I been thinkin' and... Well, I was wondering if...

Aw, horsefeathers. I'm no good at this! So what I'm tryin' to say is...

Would ya do me the honor of wearin' this?

Lissa

...Is that...is that an engagement ring?!

Vaike

I had the town armorer craft it special. I know it ain't much, 'specially for a royal...

But I ain't a rich man, and so this was really all I could-

Lissa

You know that if we wed. Chrom will be your brother in name, yes?

That means no more talk of duels and rivals. Got it?

Vaike

Aw, nuts to that! I love ya, Lissa! I love ya so much it hurts!

But Chrom and me are rivals, and it'll take more than a weddin' to change it!

Lissa

TRULY?! Gods, you are simply the most stubborn, willfull...

brave, and strong, and charming man I have ever known.

Yes, Vaike. Yes! I accept!

Vaike

Aw, Lissa, you've made the Vaike's day! Week! Year! Lifetime!

Lissa

We should go tell my brother the good news. I'm sure he'll be surprised!

Vaike

That's why I was lookin' for him. ...Figured I should get his blessin'.

Lissa

Well, then. Shall we look together?

Vaike

Yeah, together! After you, Mrs. the Vaike!

Edited March 8, 2013 by aok

[tofu]

I love the Sully/Sumia support, their A support is especially interesting! :D

[Cyborg-Kangaroo]

Noire is her mother's daughter indeed.

[spoiler=Noire X Inigo]

[spoiler=C]

Inigo

Aaah! S-somebody help! Heeelp! N-Noire's gonna kill me!

Noire

Dum de dum de do...

Inigo

*Huff, huff...* N-Noire! Come on, put the bow down! It's all fun and games until someone loses an... AAAIEEEE!

Noire

Don't worry. Of all the weapons I use, I'm best with a bow. So it's very unlikely I'll hit you.

Inigo

Oh, is that so? Well, you know what? THAT DOESN'T HELP! And I was actually making headway with that girl until you started firing at her!

...Yes, well, you've had your fun. Now go away and let me get back to mine.

Noire

Oh, but I am my mother's daughter, you know...

Inigo

And what does Tharja have to do with any of this?

Noire

When it comes to chasing our prey, we never tire. It's in our blood. You might say I'm a bit... obsessive about stuff like this. So you aren't going to lose me. No, sir. Noooooo, sir.

Inigo

... Someone help me! Please! Anyone!

Noire

Actually, that raises a different question. Why are you running in the first place? I promised not to hit you, remember? I... I promised. *sniff*

Inigo

Wait. Why are YOU going to cry? I'm the one being hunted!

Noire

*Sniff* D-don't you trust me?

Inigo

My faith in your bow skills is REALLY not the issue here...

Noire

Then what's the problem? I'm just doing what I was asked. Just keeping the hyenas at bay.

Inigo

Hyenas? Hey, wait a second! Who asked you to do that?!

Noire

SILENCE, FOOL! I SHALL BROOK NO FURTHER QUESTIONS!

Now stand veeery still.

Inigo

Wait! Stop! Just think of all the ladies who will be deprived of--

Aaaaugh! Help meeeeee

[spoiler=B]

Inigo

Hmm... Back to the markey today, perhaps? I saw a couple of ladies ripe for--

Noire

What are you up to, Inigo?

Inigo

EEEEEEK!

Noire

Heading out to pick something up at the market? Or some...ONE?

Inigo

Who, me? Ha ha! N-no, I would never go chasing girls! ... Yet... Today, I mean.

Noire

Well, if you're heading out, I'd better get ready as well. Hum de dum de dooo...

Inigo

Um, Noire? Why are you nocking an arrow?

Noire

Oh, don't worry about me! Just pretend I'm not here.

Inigo

That's kind of difficult when you're pointing an arrow at me.

Noire

I won't hit you, silly! I'm just keeping the hyenas at bay. Those are my... orders.

Inigo

From WHO, for crying out loud?!

Noire

Um... I... Oh, I'm sorry, Inigo. But I promised not to tell you.... Though I must say, they chose the right woman for the job. For I am my mother's daughter! Eeeee hee hee hee!

Inigo

I really wish you'd stop saying that. And what's all this about hyenas?

Noire

I told you not to worry about it.

Inigo

Yes, and that is a piece of advice that I'm planning to ignore. Seriously, would you please just explain what's going on here?!

Noire

......

Inigo

I haven't seen so much as a stray dog around here, let alone a hyena.

Noire

STILL YOUR CHATTERING TONGUE, LEST I REMOVE IT!

Inigo

Eeeeeeeeek!

Noire

Inigo! Inigo, wait! Don't run! It's really hard to miss you when you're running around like that!

Inigo

Heeeeeelp meeeeeeeee!

Noire

INSOLENT FOOL! RETURN TO ME AT ONCE!

[spoiler=A]

Noire

Inigooo! Where are yoooooou?! You can run, but you can't hide... Hmm... Probably off chasing skirts again. I just hope there's no repeat of last time...

Inigo

What happened last time?

Noire

EEEEEEK!

Inigo

Ha! Doesn't feel good to be snuck up on, now does it? I figured turnabout was fair play, so I staged this little ambush.

Noire

Th-that's terrible! You're terrible! *sniff* *sniffle*

Inigo

Oh, come on! Stop that... It was the girls, wasn't it? Your "hyenas"? Every poor, defenseless girl I talk to runs off screaming in a hail of arrows!

Noire

...... I had to make sure you weren't tricked again. Those were... Those were Chrom's orders.

Inigo

Wait, CHROM told you to do this?!

Noire

Well, kind of. I mean, he let me work out the details, but... Look, none of this would have happened if you hadn't been tricked last time!

Inigo

Last... I was tricked? I don't...

Noire

Remember the lady thief you invited to tea? The one who stole half our gear? When Chrom heard about that, he asked me to start keeping an eye on you.

Inigo

I...see.

Noire

You're too trusting, Inigo. Chrom is worried it may shorten your life span.

Inigo

You make me sound totally hopeless. I'm not some easy mark just asking to get taken in. It was just one lady thief! Oh, well...and that girl cutpurse. The one with the glass eye. Ah, and then there was that band of female arsonists... But that still isn't a reason to open fire on me!

Noire

...I was just worried about you. We all worry about you.

Inigo

Heh... I forgot all about that stuff, actually. Guess I thought everyone else did, too.

Noire

IMPUDENT FOOL!

Inigo

Gaaaaah!

Noire

You offer apologies, but do you truly grasp the gravity of your crimes?! You've been a burden on the commander and a waste of my precious time! I ask again-- does your repentance match the scale of your misdeeds?! SPEAK NOW! SPEAK, LEST I PERMIT MY ARROW TO SPEAK FOR YOU!

Inigo

Good gods, y-yes! Yes, ma'am! I'm sorry! Honestly, I had no idea people paid that much attention to me...

Noire

BLOOD AND THUNDER!

Inigo

Ack! S-sorry, sorry, sorry! I promise I'll be more careful!

Noire

...Wonderful. Then I'll be going, now. We worry because we care, Inigo-- so just take care of yourself, okay?

Inigo

Phew... I thought I was a dead man. I'm just glad she put the bow down before she lost it there...

[spoiler=S]

Inigo

There you are. I was looking for you.

Noire

Did you need something?

Inigo

A cup of tea. With you. Interested?

Noire

Wh-why? What's going on?

Inigo

It's not very ladylike to fib, you know.

Noire

I don't know what you're talking about.

Inigo

Your little bit about being "ordered" to keep the hyenas at bay.

Noire

I didn't lie! Those were my orders!

Inigo

But you weren't quite telling the truth, either, hmm? Something tells me you wanted to be one of those hyenas.

Noire

...How did you know?

Inigo

Ha! Let's just say I have a gift for reading women.

Noire

I was the only one you never flirted with......You even flirted with a sign in front of the baker's shop one day! I felt...left out, you know? And hurt. And...kind of... *mumble, mumble*

Inigo

Sorry, what was that last one?

Noire

I FELT ANGRY! Blood and thunder, mortal! My emotions are not to be trifled with! NOW FLIRT WITH ME!

Inigo

Um... I'm not sure I can really...do that...right now...

Noire

A gift for reading women? Ha! What a joke.You've got a gift for MIS-reading women! That's why you always get turned down. *Sniff* I just... I just wanted a chance to turn you down too...

Inigo

Look, Noire? The reason I didn't flirt with you is because you're kind of...scary. I didn't want to set you off and wind up as an oversized pincushion for your arrows...

Noire

Oh. I... I see. I-it's not like I... *sniff* Like I get mad on purpose... I can't... h-h-help it! Waaaaaaaaah!

Inigo

Cripes! D-don't cry! I mean, yes, I was a jerk, but you fired about a hundred arrows at me... What do you say we call it even and start over? Huh?

Noire

But I... *hic* I had to, or...the hyenas...

Inigo

I know, and I appreciate what you were trying to do. Listen. I was worried about making you angry. That's no lie. But I also thought you were...different. Kind of ethereal, it that makes sense. Like something mortal hands weren't meant to touch. Anyway, that's why I always hesitated. But I'm done hesitating. I'm going to ask what I've been wanted to ask you all along... Will you marry me?

Noire

Wh-what?! Isn't that a bit sudden?!

Inigo

I'm tired of beating around the bush with you. This is all I've ever wanted!

Noire

I don't... I'm... I'm so flattered, but it's just so unexpected!

Inigo

Hah! You're adorable when you blush and fly into a panic.

Noire

If...if we do this, you have to stop flirting with other girls.

Inigo

Well, sure, that's, uh... Sure.

Noire

Saying "sure" twice makes it feel less sure.

Inigo

Well, it's hard to feel sure when you're pointing a bow a me!

Noire

... I'd hoped you had learned your lesson by now.

Inigo

Waugh! S-stop! Stop, please! I promise, I'll... Wait. "Learned my lesson"? So that bit about the hyenas WAS just a lie!

Noire

Oh, it was no lie. For I have a slavering scavenger in my sights right now...

Inigo

Wait, ME?!

Noire

Eee hee hee! Time to silence that philandering cackle for good!

Inigo

Aaaaah! Have mercy! I repent! I repeeent!

[shadowofchaos]

Well, that's one way to get him to stop flirting around.

Forcing him to equal her devotion. That's... I'm sorry to say... I actually respect that method very much.

Edited March 8, 2013 by shadowofchaos

[MajorMajora]

I'm not sure how I feel about that one. It was funny, sure, but it didn't really have any real chemistry during it. Though it's not like InigoxLucina can be topped.

Also, nice new avatar pic, Rey. It's gonna be funny if you get a girlfriend who finds out about this phase you're going through,

Edited March 9, 2013 by MajorMajora

[aok]

With the permission of Asura, here is Lissa/Maribelle

Lissa/Maribelle

Support C

Lissa

This tea is soooo good!

Maribelle

Isn't it just divine, darling?

The leaves are infused with a citrus aroma, so I was certain you'd like it.

Lissa

I like citrus?

Maribelle

In all the years we've shared tea, you only mention the flavor if it's a citrus blend.

How funny that you didn't even know!

Lissa

That is funny! And a little embarrassing, I guess…

You know me better than I know myself, Maribelle!

Maribelle

That's hardly a surprise, darling. I'm your best friend.

Lissa

Hee hee! I know! It's SO true.

…Wait a second. I don't know what kind of tea YOU like best!

Maribelle

Well now, that simply won't do at all. Why don't you take a guess?

Lissa

Hmmmm. Is it…rose tea?

Maribelle

Tsk! Such a common flavor.

Lissa

Tea with milk?

Maribelle

Ugh! Why not just drink from a mud puddle?!

Lissa

This is hard! Maybe if I knew more about tea… What other kinds are there?

Maribelle

Ah, well. I suppose I'll have to take pity and simply tell you.

My favorite blend…

Lissa

Is…?

Maribelle

Black tea infused with the still-warm blood of an adult male grizzly bear.

Lissa

*PFFFFFFFFFFFTTT!*

Maribelle

Lissa, what is wrong with you! What manner of lady spews tea?! It is simply not done!

Lissa

What's wrong with me? What's wrong with you?!

Who would drink such a thing?!

Maribelle

No one, darling. It was only a jest. …Now wipe your mouth, please.

Lissa

I actually believed you…

All right, what's the real answer, then? What's your favorite tea?

Maribelle

Why, whichever ones you enjoy, darling.

That way I get to appreciate both the beverage and your enjoyment of it!

So if you ever find a blend you're especially fond of, just say the word

Lissa

Um, all right. I will. Thanks.

But I still kinda feel like that wasn't a real answer…

Support B

Maribelle

Phew… Today's battle must have been the fiercest yet!

You're not hurt, are you, darling?

Lissa

No, I'm fine. What about you?

Maribelle

I also appear to have escaped injury, thank you.

Lissa

Good! That's…good…

……

Maribelle

Why, whatever is wrong, darling?

…Are you hurt after all?!

Why, when I find the dastard responsible, I'll gouge out his-

Lissa

No, no! It's nothing like that.

I'm just wondering how long this is going to continue.

All the injuries… All the death… It's all just so awful.

If I stop to think about it, I get too scared to move.

Maribelle

There's no need for fear! I will lay my life down for yours without hesitation.

Lissa

That doesn't help at all! I don't want YOU getting hurt either!

Maribelle

Don't worry, darling. I'm far too clever to allow that to happen.

Lissa

Yeah, but…didn't you get kidnapped by those guys from Plegia?

Maribelle

Th-that was… There were extenuating circumstances!

In any case, my mind is quite made up.

Keeping you safe is my utmost priority.

Lissa

I don't understand why you always put me first.

Even when we have tea, we always drink the kind I like.

You need to take care of yourself too, Maribelle.

Don't deprive yourself of the things you enjoy, and don't you dare get hurt!

Maribelle

Oh, my darling Lissa…

I appreciate that, I really do, but please don't let it trouble you.

I AM doing what I enjoy, you see? All that I do, I do because I want to.

Lissa

That's not what I meant, and you know it!

Maribelle

Don't make that face, darling. It will give you the most terrible wrinkles later.

You know what I think we both need? A nice warm bath.

I feel as if I'm made of nothing but dust and sweat! Let's go to the bath.

(Maribelle leaves)

Lissa

H-hey, wait! Maribelle!

Support A

Lissa

Maribelle! Maribelle, are you all right?! How bad is it? Let me see! Does it hurt?!

Maribelle

Darling, you're raving like a madwoman! …Or, gods forbid, a lowborn.

Lissa

It's my fault! He was swinging for me, and you jumped in the way!

Maribelle

Yes, and here I stand, still right as rain!

I told you, I'm far too clever to suffer harm at the hands of some barbarian.

Lissa

W-well, as long as you're all right… Thank you, Maribelle.

Maribelle

It's my pleasure, darling.

Lissa

But…Maribelle? Why are you so determined to protect me?

Is it because of what things were like before you joined the Shepards?

Maribelle

Wh-whatever makes you think-

Lissa

That's it. Isn't it?

Maribelle

*Sigh* I suppose there's no sense in denying it.

As I'm sure you're aware, Lissa, I can sometimes be…difficult.

I never had much in the way of friends. …Never had any friends, in truth.

The other children whispered about me… At court I was always alone…

Until you. You were the only one willing to give me a chance. You…saved me, Lissa.

And I swore to do the same.

Lissa

But that was years ago! I'd forgotten all about it until just now.

Maribelle

But I have never forgotten! How could I?

I was alone in the dark, and you offered me your kindness.

You shone as bright as the sun, Lissa, and burned twice as warm.

Lissa

But I didn't do anything special! I just… I just wanted to be friends.

Maribelle

With a pariah? With the butt of every malicious rumor and cruel jape?

Lissa

I didn't care what those jerks thought! I choose my own friends!

And you're a wonderful person… You didn't desrve any of that.

Maribelle

Ha ha! Oh, my darling, you are the most incurably soft-hearted woman in all Ylisse

And that is precisely why I care for you and would defend you with my life.

Lissa

Aw, Maribelle… Thanks.

But I don't want to be some fragile teacup that has to be protected at all times.

From here on, I'll be jumping in front of axes for you, too!

And the same goes for tea. Next time, we're drinking what YOU want to drink!

Though I'm not sure where I'll find an adult male grizzly…

But whatever! True friendship is a road that runs in two directions, right?

Maribelle

Ha ha! Yes, I suppose it is.

…I did mention the bear blood was only a jape, correct?

Edited March 9, 2013 by aok

[Galenforcer]

It's time I finished up. Someone has informed me that FeAvatar x Maribelle and FeAvatar x Olivia are the same.

Edit: Oh, I forgot to say that FeAvatar x Panne and FeAvatar x Cherche are the same too. I think that wraps up the whole FeAvatar list for females on my side.

But, here are the last of my claims:

[spoiler=FeAvatar x Flavia]

[spoiler=C]

Flavia: Avatar! I want a word with you.

Avatar: Oh, Khan Flavia. What can I do for you?

Flavia: I just wanted to say... that I am very much an admirer of yours You are quick witted, bold, and decisive. Everything a superior tactician should be.

Avatar: Oh, well... I'm honored by the compliment, Khan Flavia. Though in truth, I'm unaccustomed to such high praise...

Flavia: Please dispense with the humility. I find it terribly dull and, in your case, ill fitting. Besides, once this war is over, I want you to serve as my chief tactician.

Avatar: ...Me?

Flavia: Regna Ferox sorely needs military talent of your caliber. At my side, you'd be worth a legion or more of battle-hardened fighters!

Avatar: Milady, I... I don't know what to say. Might I have some time to think on it?

Flavia: Yes, of course. You mull it over, then return to me with an answer.

Avatar: Th-thank you. I'll do that.

[spoiler=B]

Avatar: Hmm... But then, if they hit us here, our flank would be exposed. Unless...

Flavia: Ha! Look at you, Avatar! Everyone else is resting, yet here you are, studying battle maps on your own. You're not only skilled, smart, and brave-you're hardworking and diligent, too!

Avatar: Oh, I'm just doing my job.

Flavia: Were that we were all so dedicated. ...Ah, yes. I almost forgot. I brought you something from the town florist.

Avatar: Goodness, they smell lovely. Thank you very much.

Flavia: I've been told that the fragrance of flowers soothes the soul and heals the flesh. You must remember to take a break sometimes and recover your strength. I don't want you keeling over before I've secured your services for myself!

Avatar: Are you truly serious about hiring me to serve Regna Ferox?

Flavia: Of course I am! As a tactician, your judgement is supreme, and your talent both rare and true. Why do you think I have such love for you?!

Avatar: ...Muh?

Flavia: In fact, I want you to join the royal family and help me aid the people of Regna Ferox.

Avatar: Er, what do you mean by that?

Flavia: Is it not clear?

Avatar: Well, it's just that... you're a woman. And I'm a woman. And I'm flattered, but I'm not really... I don't think...

Flavia: I've better things to do than worry about a person's gender, Avatar! I only care about talent, brains, and character. And as I keep saying, you have all of those qualities in spades.

Avatar: This is really not what I was expecting you to... Er, so maybe... Um... I need to go.

Flavia: Damn and blast! What's gotten into that woman? I thought an orphan like her would leap at the chance to be my adopted sister!

[spoiler=A]

Flavia: Ah, there you are, Avatar.

Avatar: K-Khan Flavia!

Flavia: Well? Have you thought more about my proposal?

Avatar: Oh, er, right. You mean the one about me going to Regna Ferox?

Flavia: And joining my family. Don't forget that bit.

Avatar: Yes, about that. You see, I'm not entirely sure what it means. Because we're both women, and... I mean, not that there's anything wrong with that, but...

Flavia: Yes? And...? We're both women. That's no impediment as far as I'm concerned!

Avatar: It is for me!

Flavia: Why? Isn't it more important that we hold love for each other? Any other details-

Avatar: This is a bit more than a detail! Look, I'm just not ready to make such a drastic change. Besides, now is not the time to even consider such things, is it?

Flavia: Hmm... then I take it you wouldn't consider coming to Regna Ferox anytime soon?

Avatar: Well, with this war still raging, it's hard for me to think even a day in advance. Besides, Chrom deserves my undivided attention right now. He's earned that much.

Flavia: I'm disappointed, Avatar, though I understand your position.

Avatar: I'm sorry. Truly I am. Um, but... I do hope we can continue to be friends?

Flavia: Oh, of course. ...Still I'd grown somewhat used to imagining our happy future. Adopting you into the royal family and finally having a sister of my own... Perhaps we could even have been bridemaids at each other's weddings! But forgive me. You're right. This isn't the time for idle fantasies.

Avatar: ...Sister?

Flavia: But if it's friendship you want, then friendship we shall have!

Avatar: Wait. When you said you loved me, you meant as a SISTER?!

Flavia: Well, an adopted sister, yes. ...Didn't I make that clear?

Avatar: No, you didn't! I thought that... Um... Well, never mind what I thought.

Flavia: Wait a second. You thought... You and me...? AHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Avatar: It's not my fault! The way you were talking, it just... Oh, gods, I'm so embarrassed...

Flavia: Blazes, girl, you're turning as red as Basilio after two barrels!

Avatar: *Ahem* Annnyway... All right, then. I will consider your offer. The sister one, I mean. But not until this damnable war is won for good.

Flavia: Fair enough. But know this... I'm not the kind of woman who gives up easily. I yearn for you like a wolf for the still-beating heart of the deer... And when the time comes, you will be my prey!

Avatar: Er, you know...

Flavia: Yes, my lovely fawn. You shall be mine, now and forever!

Avatar: You're doing it again!

I stated a lot earlier that FeAvatar x Tharja have miniscule differences, but I guess I'll have to post the text version.

[spoiler=FeAvatar x Tharja]

[spoiler=C]

Tharja: .....

Avatar: Tharja? ...Are you following me?

Tharja: ...Maybe.

Avatar: Maybe?! I've seen you hiding behind tents and wagons all week!

Tharja: Ah. Of course you'd notice, with our fates entwined so...

Avatar: Sorry, what? Our... fates?

Tharja: Oh yes. I realized it the first moment we locked eyes. "She isn't like the others," I thought. "She's the one I've been seeking!"

Avatar: Riiiiight. Well, um, thank you? ...I guess?

Tharja: That's why I've been watching your every...single...move. Yesterday you read two books and part of a third. You snacked on an apple. And last night, you turned over 12 times in your sleep. ...Well below your average.

Avatar: You've been watching me sleep?!

Tharja: I thought you'd be grateful.

Avatar: No, I think "disturbed" is more the word. You mean to tell me you've been following me every single day since we met?

Tharja: ...Yes.

Avatar: I suddenly feel very ill.

Tharja: Don't worry. I'll take care of you. ...Veeery good care.

Avatar: Coming from a normal friend, I'd probably be happy to hear that. But somehow when you say it, it's not quite so comforting...

Tharja: Is that what you want, Avatar? Someone..."normal"?

Avatar: Well, I...suppose? That's to say-

Tharja: All I needed to hear.

Avatar: Wait, Tharja! Stay here! ...Where I can see you! Oh gods, this will not end well...

[spoiler=B]

Tharja: Why good day, Avatar! How fare you? Enjoying this weather?

Avatar: ...Tharja? What are you doing?

Tharja: What, me? Ho ho! Whatever do you mean. Just a normal greeting on a typical day. ...Why? Are you concerned for my welfare, my lady?

Avatar: Um, well... I suppose, in a way.

Tharja: You ARE?! Why, how sweeeeeet!

Avatar: Actually, I'm more concerned about whatever you're planning for me.

Tharja: Of course I have a plan for you, silly-billy! Now close your eyes, and get ready for... A slice of liver-and-eel pie! That's your favorite, correct? Oh, I do so adore baking...

Avatar: ...Are you SURE you're all right, Tharja? You didn't eat anything strange, did you? Miscast a hex? Hit your head on a rock?

Tharja: Oh ho ho, goodness me! Such an imagination you have, my lady. I'm sure I wouldn't know anything about anything strange, much less eat it! Just a typical day for a typical girl here.

Avatar: This is about our conversation from before, isn't it?

Tharja: Don't be silly. Now have some pie!

Avatar: Look, I don't want-MMPH! *Munch, munch, munch* ...Actually, that's delicious.

Tharja: Oh, huzzah! I've been working on the recipe every day after normal practice!

Avatar: "Normal practice"...? You mean you've been practicing being normal?

Tharja: Indeed! And it worked! I'm perfectly normal now! Ho ho! My yes, so typically normally plain.

Avatar: Do you realize that your "typical normal" is actually ver, very unusual?

Tharja: Oh my, huzzah? Goodness, I simply must...something?

Avatar: Tharja, I'm sorry about what I said before. You shouldn't have listened to me. I liked you more the way you were, so can you go back to being the old Tharja?

Tharja: Gracious, I... I have been practicing so diligently as of late, I'm not sure I can stop!

[spoiler=A]

Tharja: (...Heh heh heh!)

Avatar: I'm glad Tharja's acting like her old self again. A-although... I feel... Urk! Ch-chills up my spine... G-goose bumps... C-can't stop sh-sh-shivers...

Tharja: Avatar? ...You all right? Avatar, you're shaking like a leaf! And your forehead's on fire! Okay, Tharja, think. We need cold water and a spell to bring down the fever...

Avatar: Nnnrgh...

Tharja: Hello.

Avatar: Huh? Wh-what happened? Why am I lying here?

Tharja: You lost consciousness and collapsed. It was because of the fever.

Avatar: Yes, I-I've been feeling unwell for a while. Probably been working too hard.

Tharja: I thought you might accuse me of putting a curse on you...

Avatar: I'd never assume that! What kind of monster would curse their friend...

Tharja: ...Oh. Right. That would be crazy! Heh heh.

Avatar: Anyway, thank you so much for taking care of me.

Tharja: Didn't you once say you wouldn't want me taking care of you?

Avatar: Clearly, I was mistaken.

Tharja: You're just saying that because I helped you out.

Avatar: No, it's true! In fact, I wonder if you wouldn't mind...staying... *Yaaaaaawn* Just...just for a while...

Tharja: Aw, how sweet. she's sleeping. Sleeping and...helpless. Hee hee hee hee!

[spoiler=Avatar x Nowi]

[spoiler=C]

Nowi: HIYAAA!

Avatar: Yeowch!

Nowi: Argh! Sorry, Avatar! Are you all right?

Avatar: You mean, apart from this lump on my head? What is this you threw at me?

Nowi: That shiny rock that happens to be my most treasured possession. It took AGES to find.

Avatar: If it's so precious, why are you tossing it around?

Nowi: I was trying to hit that big snake! Did you see it? It slithered away real fast.

Avatar: ...So you're hunting game? With a rock?

Nowi: Exactly! I almost got him, too. ...Oh, look! There it is again! See?

Avatar: Here, let me try.

Nowi: You think you can hit it?

Avatar: Casting magic or hurling stones, it's all about focus and control. And you have to lead your target... Like...THIS!

Nowi: Oh, WOWZERS! Nailed it right in the head! That was great!

Avatar: Well, I have my moments.

Nowi: How did you do it?! You've got to show me!

Avatar: All right. First of all, you want to grip the stone like this...

Nowi: Okay...

[spoiler=B]

Nowi: Hey. Avatar! Look what I got!

Avatar: My, that's a big snake! Did you catch it yourself?

Nowi: Yep! But only because of your rock-throwing lessons. Oh, and to thank you for all the help, I want you to have this...

Avatar: But... this is your shiny rock. Your most treasured possession?

Nowi: Oh, I'm not THAT fond of it. Besides, I'll just find another one.

Avatar: Well, that's... very generous of you. Thank you, Nowi.

Nowi: Say, Avatar. You're a good teacher. Is there anything else you can show me?

Avatar: Well, how about trying your hand at field cooking? You know, campfire cuisine? Frederick has just started teaching me the basics, so I'm not very good yet, but...

Nowi: That's perfect! We'll practice together and be gourmet chefs before you know it!

Avatar: With that kind of enthusiasm, we just might, heh heh...

(Time passes)

Avatar: ...Well, it looks... edible? At least?

Nowi: AT LEAST? I think it smells totally scrumptious!

Avatar: The proof is in the flavor. Which, I don't know... Looks like it could fall anywhere between mud and toenails...

Nowi: Avatar, what ARE you mumbling about? Let's hurry up and eat already!

Avatar: Er, right. H-here goes nothing. *Munch, munch*

Nowi: *Chomp, chomp* Hee hee! See? It's DELICIOUS! It came out just right!

Avatar: It did, didn't it? Thank goodness Frederick is such a good teacher.

Nowi: No, YOU'RE a good student! I wish I could remember things as well as you. I've lived a thousand years, and what can I do? Nothing, that's what.

Avatar: Don't say that. You've got time to learn all kinds of things. And of course I'll help, if you like.

Nowi: Aw, thanks, Avatar.

[spoiler=A]

Avatar: So you split the blade of grass, cup it in your hands like so, and blow... FfffffvvvVVVVVVVWWWEEEEEE!

Nowi: Wow! It's just like a flute!

Avatar: Here, why don't you try?

Nowi: Er, okay. Here I go... Pfffth... Thfffptht... Aw, that didn't sound like anything! Maybe I'm not puffing hard enough? If I turn into a dragon, I could blow-

Avatar: Er, probably not a good idea. We don't want to start a wildfire.

Nowi: *Sigh Yeah, I guess not.

Avatar: Look, I'll help you practice until you've got it. Sound good?

Nowi: I guess. Though I still think if I just transformed...

Avatar: Let's just try it my way, okay?

Nowi: Hey look, Avatar! There's another giant snake!

Avatar: So there is. And it's quite a bit bigger than the last one you caught... ...Er, Nowi? What are you doing?

Nowi: I'm gonna show you how well I've learned to throw! Ready? Here goes! HIYAAA!

Avatar: Well done, Nowi! You hit him right between the eyes! That must be the biggest snake I've ever seen taken down by a single rock.

Nowi: Pretty impressive, huh?

Avatar: The Shepherds will eat well tonight! ...If we can haul that thing back to camp.

Nowi: I can do it! Even a snake that size is no problem for a mighty dragon. Now I just have to transform and... Oh, no! Where's my dragonstone?!

Avatar: Er, you didn't just use it to knock out the snake, did you?

Nowi: Oh, gosh. I think I did! *Sniff* Wh-what am I going to do?! I can't ever turn into a dragon again, and no one will get to eat snaaaaaake! WAAAAAAAAAH!

Avatar: Easy, Nowi, easy. It's all right. We just have to search a little. I promise I won't ever leave until we've found it. All right?

Nowi: Gosh, you'd do that for me? Avatar, you're the best!

S support because why not? Both Avatars are the same for CBA.

[spoiler=S]

Nowi: Thanks for your help the other day, Avatar.

Avatar: You mean searching for the dragonstone? Not at all. I'm just glad we found it. Listen, Nowi. I actually wanted to talk to you about something else...

Nowi: Sure! What is it?

Avatar: The shiny rock that you gave me-was it really precious to you?

Nowi: Oh, yes. Very much so. But it's yours now. I AM looking for a new one, but I haven't found anything yet.

Avatar: Yes, right. That's what I thought. ...Here, I want you to have this.

Nowi: Wow, it's SO shiny and pretty! But... it isn't a normal rock, is it?

Avatar: No, it isn't. Not anymore. That was the stone you gave me... But I've made it into a ring.

Nowi: Er, Avatar?

Avatar: Yes, Nowi?

Nowi: I know what kind of ring this is. You want us to promise each other to stay together forever.

Avatar: Oh, so you DO know the custom? Good, I was afraid I'd have to explain.

Nowi: Come on, Avatar, I'm not a total dummy!

Avatar: Heh. Right, sorry. I forget sometimes how long you've spent with us humans. But if you know about this ring... then you also know what it means to accept it.

Nowi: I do! And I DO! In every sense of the words, I do, Avatar! I've wanted to be with you for ever so long-I thought you'd never ask!

Avatar: Then my only regret is not doing so earlier. Oh, Nowi, we'll be so happy together!

Nowi: Oh, I know we will, Avatar! I know we will!

(CG Confession)

Nowi: Oh, I'm so happy! I've always wanted a husband! Think of all the wonderful centuries... uh, years we'll have!

FeAvatar x Chrom? Pft, FeAvatar x Flavia is the true canon pairing.

Edited March 10, 2013 by 春閣下

[Ace Tactician]

Geez, I lost all my hard work....

Anyways, I have Gerome/Cherche, Gerome/Libra, Kjelle/Morgan(M), Yarne/Stahl, Laurent/Miriel, and Laurent/Gregor done and taped but typing all those out will take way to long and I lost what progress I had so for now, here is the support between the Nightwing Gerome and his mother, Cherche. I'll try to put the rest up tomorrow.

[spoiler=GeromeXCherche(parent-child)]

[spoiler=C]

Gerome: Minerva, you look so sad and woebegone.

I suppose it's my fault, isn't it?

If it wasn't for me, you'd be living a life of tranquility in Wyvern Valley.

I'm sorry that I've dragged you into yet another terrible war.

...Hmm? What's that? That's not why you're sad?

...Ah, yes. I understand completely.

Your original mistress in alive in this time, and you pine for her hand on the reins.

Cherche:...That's not it, either.

Gerome: Ch-Cherche?!

Cherche: Minerva is worried about you.

Don't you see that forlorn look in her eyes?

Gerome: Minerva, is that true?

Cherche: I sense a powerful bond of trust and friendship between you.

Heh. It seems you've done a fine job of looking after each other.

Gerome: We must not be that close if I can't even understand what she's trying to tell me...

Come, Minerva. Let's go. *Gerome leaves*

Cherche: Tsk. So impatient...

[spoiler=B]

Cherche: Gerome, might I have a word?

Gerome: If you must.

Cherche: What is this attitude of yours? Must you always turn a cold shoulder to me?

Gerome: I did not pass through time to make bosom companions on the other side.

And I especially did not come here to make friends with you.

Cherche: Yes, charming and pleasant as ever...

Well, I actually came here to talk about Minerva, not us. I have a request.

Gerome: What is it?

Cherche: You handle the reins superbly... I was hoping you'd teach me what you know.

Gerome: I have nothing to teach you. I just sit in the saddle and follow Minerva's lead.

Cherche: Oh, hogwash. I've seen how you two swoop and dance in the sky.

Plus you handle the lance with such verve!

A skilled rider like yourself has a great deal to teach me.

Gerome: How skilled could I be to still fall victim to the cruel whims of fate?

...How skilled could I be when I was unable to protect those I loved?

Cherche: Sometimes, no matter how strong you are, you cannot change destiny on your own.

But you know that, don't you? That's why you've taken up arms in our cause.

Gerome: ...Yes, it's true. By joining you, I hope to accomplish what I could not alone.

Cherche: Then you must teach me. If not for my sake, then for your own cause.

Gerome: I...I cannot deny there is a truth to your words. Very well...

[spoiler=A]

Cherche: Thank you for your time, Gerome. Training is always better with a partner.

Especially one as skilled as you.

Gerome: I learned much from you as well, Cherche. Your aerial tactics are second to none.

Cherche: Did you call me Cherche then, too? Back in your own time, I mean.

Gerome: It...matters not.

Cherche: Who DID you inherit this surliness from? Was it me or your father?

Gerome: You would know better than me.

My parents were gone long before I could build any meaningful memories.

Cherche: I...I didn't know that.

Gerome: They spent their time helping smallfolk in one corner of the land or another.

I waited for them, of course. Waited for the day that they might come home to me.

...But only Minerva returned.

Cherche: ...I'm so very sorry.

Gerome: People everywhere grieved for the heroes and honored their noble sacrifice.

But I didn't want heroes. I wanted a father and a mother...

Cherche: I swear to you, Gerome, that won't happen this time. I'll never leave you.

Gerome: I know. After all, that's why I'm here-- to change fate so you won't have to.

This time, I'll make sure you survive. This time, we'll be together...

Actually: I'll also put up the romantic, if not rather goofy, support between Morgan(M) and the armor loving knight, Kjelle:

[spoiler=KjelleXMorgan(M)]

[spoiler=C]

Morgan: Is this another training day for you, Kjelle?

Kjelle: ...Every day is a training day.

Morgan: Man, that armor must weigh a ton! Can I help you carry anything?

Kjelle: To stay adaptable, I train with every kind of weapon and armor I can find.

Sometimes all at once. ...So believe me, I'm fine.

Morgan: I guess that explains why you're so much stronger than other girls! ...Er, and guys.

I'd barely be able to walk in all that!

Kjelle: This is nothing.

Morgan: Well, I think it's amazing!

Hey, do you mind if I watch you go through your training routine?

Kjelle: Why?

Morgan: Honestly, I'm one of the weakest guys in camp.

So if you've got any tips on bulking up, I want to know about 'em!

Kjelle: You're not going to get stronger relying on other people.

Figure this out yourself, Morgan.

Morgan: No, wait! I'm not asking you to teach me or anything. I just want to...watch.

Kjelle: A knight's training isn't some puppet show. Now leave me be! *Kjelle leaves*

Morgan: B-but, I didn't mean to... Oh man, it didn't seem like so much to ask...

[spoiler=B]

Morgan: Oh, here you are! I'm been looking for you everywhere!

Kjelle: What do you want? I'm just about to start my training.

Morgan: Perfect! I came to observe.

Kjelle: What a short memory you have. I already told you I don't want you watching me.

Morgan: No, I remember! ...Although I'd be the last person to brag about their memory.

But this time I'm not just here to watch. I came to assist you!

Kjelle: ...Assist me?

Morgan: Yup! I'll fetch your weapons and armor and bring you water when you're thirsty.

I've even brought a stack of towels for when things get sweaty! This is gonna be fun!

Kjelle: Huh?!

Morgan: If there's anything I'm leaving out, just let me know. I'm here for you!

Kjelle: Yes, but WHY are you here? Why do you care this much?

Morgan: Er, because I want to watch a master at work, of course.

Then I can incorporate what I learn here into my own training regimen.

I realize now it was selfish to expect you to divulge your secrets for free.

So I figure I can pay you back by being a training lackey!

...Or whatever you call it.

Kjelle: It's called a squire.

...And I will admit, you are persistent, at the very least.

Morgan: I'm not too strong and I'm not too smart, but I'm as eager as they come!

Kjelle: All right. We can try it. Do not lag behind!

Morgan: Yay! Thanks, Kjelle!

Kjelle: ......

Morgan: Ooh, do we have time for one quick question before we get started?

Kjelle: Ugh, what is it now?

Morgan: You're super strong for such a pretty girl!

Kjelle: ...That's not a question.

Morgan: Yeah, I know. I'm getting to it.

Anyway, are you just a mountain of muscle under that armor or what?

Kjelle: ......

The first thing my squire must do is stop talking. ...Forever, if possible.

If you do not, I will show you my muscles by snapping your arms like twigs.

Morgan: Eep! I'll, uh... I'll just be quiet now.

Eyes open, mouth closed! Won't hear another peep!

No sir! Er, ma'am! Still as a church mouse, that's me!

Kjelle: Gods, I haven't even started and already I'm exhausted...

[spoiler=A]

Morgan: I know you're right in the middle of things, but why don't we take a quick break?

Kjelle: *Pant* S-sure...Thanks for...your help today, Morgan.

You've really... made things easier...

Morgan: Hey, I get to watch your routine up close.

I'm the one who should be thanking you.

You always...Er, Kjelle? You all right? You look pale.

Kjelle: *Huff, huff* F-fine...Just a...bit tired.

Morgan: Already? That's not like you. Are you sure you're feeling well?

Now that I think of it, you seemed unsteady on your feet a few times today...

Kjelle: You're...imagining things...I'm fine.

Morgan: Actually, you're very, very pale. ...And your skin is clammy!

We should get you medical attention. Do you need help walking?

Kjelle: *Wheeze* S-stop it...I said I'm f-fine...

Haven't missed...a day's training yet...N-not about...to start today...

Anyone weak enough...to let a fever stop them will...n-never become strong...

Morgan: Don't be so stubborn, Kjelle!

Kjelle: Nnnngh...J-just go. I don't...Don't want you to see me like this...

Morgan: Oh my gosh, you're delirious!

Look, stay right where you are. I'll bring a healer, stat!

Kjelle: Don't! I don't need a...healer! I've got work to do here!

Morgan: You can't seriously intend to keep training in your condition.

Kjelle: And you can't seriously...think you can stop me...

If you're my squire...then assist me...or get out...of my way! *wheeze*

Morgan: A squire cannot sit by and watch a knight die from scurvy...or whatever you have!

Kjelle: N-not...your decision...And it's the end for me, either way...

If I stop pushing...others pass me...C-can't afford to...rest...

Morgan: ...Fine. But I'm going to watch you like a hawk! A tiny hawk, but still! A hawk!

Kjelle: Still planning to...get in my way?

Morgan: No, you train as hard as you like.

But the minute I see you wobble, I'm dragging you to the infirmary.

I'll hog-tie you if I have to! ...Er, or I'll try, at least.

Kjelle: M-Morgan...

Morgan: I know it's not a squire's place to mouth off, but I think--

Kjelle: It's fine. It's good...of you...You...keep watch...

Morgan: Yes sir! Er, ma'am!

[spoiler=S]

Morgan: All right, time to catch another of Kjelle's training sessions.

Though some days it's more self-flagellation than training...

If it wasn't for me, she'd probably be dead by now.

Hey, Kjelle! You here? Kjelle?

Kjelle: *offscreen* Morgan?! Wait, don't---

Morgan: Ah, there you--

WAAAAAAAAAH!

Kjelle: MORGAAAAAAAAAN!

Morgan: N-NAKED! I mean sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't know you were bathing!

I'll wait out here, I'm sorry! So sorry! Oh gods, please don't kill me!

*blackout*

Morgan: ...So, um, right. Yes. ...Sorry.

Kjelle: It's my own fault. I should have heard you coming.

Morgan: Well, hey, I...I don't think you have anything to be ashamed of!

Kjelle: ...What's that supposed to mean?

Morgan: Er, I just mean... You're so beautiful! Even more than I'd imagined!

Kjelle: ...You've imagined it?

Morgan: Ha ha! No! Of course not! Never! ...Maybe once. ...Twice.

...Okay, all the time! Oh gods, please don't hurt me.

I always thought you'd look like a big side of beef, but you don't! You're so...um...

Actually, I think I'll just stop talking now.

Kjelle: Morgan? Some advice for the future...

Never tell a girl you thought she'd look like a side of beef.

Morgan: R-right! Yeah, I mean, it was just so...

Um, are we starting already? Why are you getting out the weapons?

And why are you pointing them at me?! It was a compliment!

Kjelle: ...Was it now?

Morgan: Aieeeeee! Somebody help--muh?

Kjelle: I should probably kill you right now, but oddly enough, I'm not mad.

Heh, Though normally you've got to buy the cow before you get a show like that.

Morgan: Th-then sell me the cow! That's a deal only a fool would pass up!

Kjelle: ...Gods, you are really bad at this.

Morgan: N-no! That's not what I...Er, but that doesn't mean I don't want to...

It's not as beefy as I thought, but I think it's still a very nice cow! The best cow!

Gah, you're right! I am terrible at this!

Look, Kjelle! I really, really like you!

Kjelle: ...I know. You're awful with words, but I could always read you clearly enough.

Morgan: Er, so if you know and you haven't killed me yet, does that mean...?

Kjelle: We can try it. But you have to bulk up those scrawny arms of yours.

If you can commit to my rigid training regimen, you can commit to me.

Just know this: if I catch you slacking even once, I'm outta here!

Morgan: Yes, sir! Uh, ma'am! If I've learned anything from watching you, it's perseverance!

I'll keep working with you till I'm as big and beefy as-- Er, I mean...

You know what? I'll shut up now.

I'll put up the rest of my completed supports tomorrow. Sorry about the disorganized mess my post has become, I shouldn't have used edit so many times with incomplete spoiler tags.

Edited March 12, 2013 by Ace Tactician

[RJWalker]

Hey, some staff member or the post member should edit that post.

Edited March 10, 2013 by Ranger Jack Walker

[Kon]

Geez, I lost all my hard work....

Anyways, I have Gerome/Cherche, Gerome/Libra, Kjelle/Morgan(M), Yarne/Stahl, Laurent/Miriel, and Laurent/Gregor done and taped but typing all those out will take way to long and I lost what progress I had so for now, here is the support between the Nightwing Gerome and his mother, Cherche. I'll try to put the rest up tomorrow.

[spoiler=GeromeXCherche(parent-child)]

[spoiler=C]

Gerome: Minerva, you look so sad and woebegone.

I suppose it's my fault, isn't it?

If it wasn't for me, you'd be living a life of tranquility in Wyvern Valley.

I'm sorry that I've dragged you into yet another terrible war.

...Hmm? What's that? That's not why you're sad?

...Ah, yes. I understand completely.

Your original mistress in alive in this time, and you pine for her hand on the reins.

Cherche:...That's not it, either.

Gerome: Ch-Cherche?!

Cherche: Minerva is worried about you.

Don't you see that forlorn look in her eyes?

Gerome: Minerva, is that true?

Cherche: I sense a powerful bond of trust and friendship between you.

Heh. It seems you've done a fine job of looking after each other.

Gerome: We must not be that close if I can't even understand what she's trying to tell me...

Come, Minerva. Let's go. *Gerome leaves*

Cherche: Tsk. So impatient...

[spoiler=B]

Cherche: Gerome, might I have a word?

Gerome: If you must.

Cherche: What is this attitude of yours? Must you always turn a cold shoulder to me?

Gerome: I did not pass through time to make bosom companions on the other side.

And I especially did not come here to make friends with you.

Cherche: Yes, charming and pleasant as ever...

Well, I actually came here to talk about Minerva, not us. I have a request.

Gerome: What is it?

Cherche: You handle the reins superbly... I was hoping you'd teach me what you know.

Gerome: I have nothing to teach you. I just sit in the saddle and follow Minerva's lead.

Cherche: Oh, hogwash. I've seen how you two swoop and dance in the sky.

Plus you handle the lance with such verve!

A skilled rider like yourself has a great deal to teach me.

Gerome: How skilled could I be to still fall victim to the cruel whims of fate?

...How skilled could I be when I was unable to protect those I loved?

Cherche: Sometimes, no matter how strong you are, you cannot change destiny on your own.

But you know that, don't you? That's why you've taken up arms in our cause.

Gerome: ...Yes, it's true. By joining you, I hope to accomplish what I could not alone.

Cherche: Then you must teach me. If not for my sake, then for your own cause.

Gerome: I...I cannot deny there is a truth to your words. Very well...

[spoiler=A]

Cherche: Thank you for your time, Gerome. Training is always better with a partner.

Especially one as skilled as you.

Gerome: I learned much from you as well, Cherche. Your aerial tactics are second to none.

Cherche: Did you call me Cherche then, too? Back in your own time, I mean.

Gerome: It...matters not.

Cherche: Who DID you inherit this surliness from? Was it me or your father?

Gerome: You would know better than me.

My parents were gone long before I could build any meaningful memories.

Cherche: I...I didn't know that.

Gerome: They spent their time helping smallfolk in one corner of the land or another.

I waited for them, of course. Waited for the day that they might come home to me.

...But only Minerva returned.

Cherche: ...I'm so very sorry.

Gerome: People everywhere grieved for the heroes and honored their noble sacrifice.

But I didn't want heroes. I wanted a father and a mother...

Cherche: I swear to you, Gerome, that won't happen this time. I'll never leave you.

Gerome: I know. After all, that's why I'm here-- to change fate so you won't have to.

This time, I'll make sure you survive. This time, we'll be together...

Actually: I'll also put up the romantic, if not rather goofy, support between Morgan(M) and the armor loving knight, Kjelle:

[spoiler=KjelleXMorgan(M)]

[spoiler=C]

Morgan: Is this another training day for you, Kjelle?

Kjelle: ...Every day is a training day.

Morgan: Man, that armor must weigh a ton! Can I help you carry anything?

Kjelle: To stay adaptable, I train with every kind of weapon and armor I can find.

Sometimes all at once. ...So believe me, I'm fine.

Morgan: I guess that explains why you're so much stronger than other girls! ...Er, and guys.

I'd barely be able to walk in all that!

Kjelle: This is nothing.

Morgan: Well, I think it's amazing!

Hey, do you mind if I watch you go through your training routine?

Kjelle: Why?

Morgan: Honestly, I'm one of the weakest guys in camp.

So if you've got any tips on bulking up, I want to know about 'em!

Kjelle: You're not going to get stronger relying on other people.

Figure this out yourself, Morgan.

Morgan: No, wait! I'm not asking you to teach me or anything. I just want to...watch.

Kjelle: A knight's training isn't some puppet show. Now leave me be! *Kjelle leaves*

Morgan: B-but, I didn't mean to... Oh man, it didn't seem like so much to ask...

[spoiler=B]

Morgan: Oh, here you are! I'm been looking for you everywhere!

Kjelle: What do you want? I'm just about to start my training.

Morgan: Perfect! I came to observe.

Kjelle: What a short memory you have. I already told you I don't want you watching me.

Morgan: No, I remember! ...Although I'd be the last person to brag about their memory.

But this time I'm not just here to watch. I came to assist you!

Kjelle: ...Assist me?

Morgan: Yup! I'll fetch your weapons and armor and bring you water when you're thirsty.

I've even brought a stack of towels for when things get sweaty! This is gonna be fun!

Kjelle: Huh?!

Morgan: If there's anything I'm leaving out, just let me know. I'm here for you!

Kjelle: Yes, but WHY are you here? Why do you care this much?

Morgan: Er, because I want to watch a master at work, of course.

Then I can incorporate what I learn here into my own training regimen.

I realize now it was selfish to expect you to divulge your secrets for free.

So I figure I can pay you back by being a training lackey!

...Or whatever you call it.

Kjelle: It's called a squire.

...And I will admit, you are persistent, at the very least.

Morgan: I'm not too strong and I'm not too smart, but I'm as eager as they come!

Kjelle: All right. We can try it. Do not lag behind!

Morgan: Yay! Thanks, Kjelle!

Kjelle: ......

Morgan: Ooh, do we have time for one quick question before we get started?

Kjelle: Ugh, what is it now?

Morgan: You're super strong for such a pretty girl!

Kjelle: ...That's not a question.

Morgan: Yeah, I know. I'm getting to it.

Anyway, are you just a mountain of muscle under that armor or what?

Kjelle: ......

The first thing my squire must do is stop talking. ...Forever, if possible.

If you do not, I will show you my muscles by snapping your arms like twigs.

Morgan: Eep! I'll, uh... I'll just be quiet now.

Eyes open, mouth closed! Won't hear another peep!

No sir! Er, ma'am! Still as a church mouse, that's me!

Kjelle: Gods, I haven't even started and already I'm exhausted...

[spoiler=A]

Morgan: I know you're right in the middle of things, but why don't we take a quick break?

Kjelle: *Pant* S-sure...Thanks for...your help today, Morgan.

You've really... made things easier...

Morgan: Hey, I get to watch your routine up close.

I'm the one who should be thanking you.

You always...Er, Kjelle? You all right? You look pale.

Kjelle: *Huff, huff* F-fine...Just a...bit tired.

Morgan: Already? That's not like you. Are you sure you're feeling well?

Now that I think of it, you seemed unsteady on your feet a few times today...

Kjelle: You're...imagining things...I'm fine.

Morgan: Actually, you're very, very pale. ...And your skin is clammy!

We should get you medical attention. Do you need help walking?

Kjelle: *Wheeze* S-stop it...I said I'm f-fine...

Haven't missed...a day's training yet...N-not about...to start today...

Anyone weak enough...to let a fever stop them will...n-never become strong...

Morgan: Don't be so stubborn, Kjelle!

Kjelle: Nnnngh...J-just go. I don't...Don't want you to see me like this...

Morgan: Oh my gosh, you're delirious!

Look, stay right where you are. I'll bring a healer, stat! Kjelle: Don't! I don't need a...healer! I've got work to do here!

Morgan: You can't seriously intend to keep training in your condition.

Kjelle: And you can't seriously...think you can stop me...

If you're my squire...then assist me...or get out...of my way! *wheeze*

Morgan: A squire cannot sit by and watch a knight die from scurvy...or whatever you have!

Kjelle: N-not...your decision...And it's the end for me, either way...

If I stop pushing...others pass me...C-can't afford to...rest...

Morgan: ...Fine. But I'm going to watch you like a hawk! A tiny hawk, but still! A hawk!

Kjelle: Still planning to...get in my way?

Morgan: No, you train as hard as you like.

But the minute I see you wobble, I'm dragging you to the infirmary.

I'll hog-tie you if I have to! ...Er, or I'll try, at least.

Kjelle: M-Morgan...

Morgan: I know it's not a squire's place to mouth off, but I think--

Kjelle: It's fine. It's good...of you...You...keep watch...

Morgan: Yes sir! Er, ma'am!

[spoiler=S]

Morgan: All right, time to catch another of Kjelle's training sessions.

Though some days it's more self-flagellation than training...

If it wasn't for me, she'd probably be dead by now.

Hey, Kjelle! You here? Kjelle?

Kjelle: *offscreen* Morgan?! Wait, don't---

Morgan: Ah, there you-- WAAAAAAAAAH!

Kjelle: MORGAAAAAAAAAN!

Morgan: N-NAKED! I mean sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't know you were bathing!

I'll wait out here, I'm sorry! So sorry! Oh gods, please don't kill me!

*blackout*

Morgan: ...So, um, right. Yes. ...Sorry.

Kjelle: It's my own fault. I should of heard you coming.

Morgan: Well, hey, I...I don't think you have anything to be ashamed of!

Kjelle: ...What's that supposed to mean?

Morgan: Er, I just mean... You're so beautiful! Even more than I'd imagined!

Kjelle: ...You've imagined it?

Morgan: Ha ha! No! Of course not! Never! ...Maybe once. ...Twice.

...Okay, all the time! Oh gods, please don't hurt me.

I always thought you'd look like a big side of beef, but you don't! You're so...um...

Actually, I think I'll just stop talking now.

Kjelle: Morgan? Some advice for the future...

Never tell a girl you thought she'd look like a side of beef.

Morgan: R-right! Yeah, I mean, it was just so...

Um, are we starting already? Why are you getting out the weapons?

And why are you pointing them at me?! It was a compliment!

Kjelle: ...Was it now?

Morgan: Aieeeeee! Somebody help--muh?

Kjelle: I should probably kill you right now, but oddly enough, I'm not mad.

Heh, Though normally you've got to buy the cow before you get a show like that.

Morgan: Th-then sell me the cow! That's a deal only a fool would pass up!

Kjelle: ...Gods, you are really bad at this.

Morgan: N-no! That's not what I...Er, but that doesn't mean I don't want to...

It's not as beefy as I thought, but I think it's still a very nice cow! The best cow!

Gah, you're right! I am terrible at this!

Look, Kjelle! I really, really like you!

Kjelle: ...I know. You're awful with words, but I could always read you clearly enough.

Morgan: Er, so if you know and you haven't killed me yet, does that mean...?

Kjelle: We can try it. But you have to bulk up those scrawny arms of yours.

If you can commit to my rigid training regimen, you can commit to me.

Just know this: if I catch you slacking even once, I'm outta here!

Morgan: Yes, sir! Uh, ma'am! If I've learned anything from watching you, it's perseverance!

I'll keep working with you till I'm as big and beefy as-- Er, I mean...

You know what? I'll shut up now.

I'll put up the rest of my completed supports tomorrow.

Sorry about the disorganized mess my post has become, I shouldn't have used edit so many times with incomplete spoiler tags.

:3

[Lumino]

Oh Morgan you hilarious derp. I love his supports so much.

[Sine Diego]

I believe the only missing Male Morgan romance left to do is with Noire. I'm interested to see if their relationship will be anywhere similar to the one Robin and Tharja have,

[RJWalker]

"Then sell me the cow"

Oh wow.

[nocturnal YL]

Kjelle: It's my own fault. I should of heard you coming.

This is a rather common grammatical mistake. Is it actually in the game?