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    EiMM: SF Warriors - Game Over, congrats to Kinumi, Gaius and Sylveon

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    Digital learnt that analog was better the hard way.

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    Dear Clarinets/Digital, you are Tiki from shadow dragon (not awakening). A very powerful divine dragon, you had to be put to sleep when it was discovered that the dragons were all going mad, lest the planet face your wrath. Nonetheless you are kind and cherrful, even to your bodyguards who are responsible in varying degrees for your slumber.

    You start the game asleep, and can only be awoken/kept awake if you are shot once or visited by two people each night. Each night you are asleep you will be unable to vote, use items or shoot, but will be able to talk. Nonetheless your strength as a dragon will be present while you sluber, meaning it will take two shots to damage you once, four to damage you twice etc.

     

    If you are awake, whomever you damage will be hooked for that night and voteblocked the following.

    You win when you are one of the last three people alive or eligible for victory.

    Clarinets the ResidentSleeper has been lynched. At least he got to wake up and do stuff before he died.

    Cherry found that impersonating the host doesn't usually end well.

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    Dear Einto/Cherry, you are Sayaka from Keijo!!!!!!!! Your breast size is about 3-4 sizes smaller than everyone else's at what appears to be a solid C cup, causing you to be quiet and bashful about their size. However, you certainly aren't bashful about using them in battle. Your main use of combat is your Butt, which you can propel forwards as ludicrous speeds (not that I'm complaining mind).
     
    Every night you will Stimulate your breasts and thanks to your training in Judo, any actions (including shots) taken against you by anyone you target that night will fail and anyone caught in this will lose a BPV if they have any.
     
    Also every night you may Invite alias1 and alias2 to a race!!!! and participate in a Keijo practice race with these two aliases and your good friend and practice partner ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nozomi. Your honour as a Judo master means that you won't be able to target either with your shot that night though.
     
    Once per game, you may Give yourself a Wedgie and become super fast, allowing you to use whatever actions (inc. shots) you have twice. However, the night afterwards you will be unable to play Keijo because you will be too tired.
     
    You win when you are one of the last three people alive or eligible for victory.

    Einto the JudoMaster couldn't move her butt fast enough to dodge those bullets.

    Bibimbap was trapped in Ice, despite their character being much too strong for that.

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    Dear Jiac/Bibimbap, you are Dormmamu. You are an extradimensional being with immense power, to the point where you have enslaved everyone in your dimension to worship you as a god. You are what we in the roleplay business call OP: you can teleport, warp space, change size and many, many other ridiculous powers which makes fighting you nearly impossible. Dr. Strange still made you retreat though hah.
     
    Each night, you may Warp space around <alias1 and <alias2> so they also visit <alias3> and <alias4>. You will make it so that <alias1> and <alias2> will target <alias3> and <alias4>, respectively, with any targetting non-killing abilities that they have in addition to what they would have done with their role that night. This will count as you visiting <alias1> and <alias2> only.

    You win when you are one of the last three people alive or eligible for victory.

    Jiac the Reality Warper decided winning was too much of a pain so gave up and went somewhere else. Then they died. Hah.

    ~Night 7 Has begun. Bets are closed because the winners are almost certainly decided. Phase end 2AM GMT 28/02/2017.~

    EiMM: SF Warriors - Game Over, congrats to Kinumi, Gaius and Sylveon

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    Posted · Edited by kirsche

    Once again only two people have died because it was a no lynch. Votals are

    Pisces: Sylveon, Jiac, Zeonth

    Cherry: Einto, Kinumi

    Sadly Steele didn't make it through this near deathless night.

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    Dear Paperblade/Steele, you are Saul Goodman. A down on his luck lawyer that tries his hardest yet often finds himself in a pinch. Your ideas are constantly undermined by others, whether it's your brother or the wife of the meth cooking sociopath, noone can give you a break. Well regardless of what they think, you are experienced and have a lot of connections, making you a lot more competent than that ad may make you seem.

    The amount of times Heisenberg has threatened you and you convinced him otherwise shows a clever resilience and negotiating skills. If you are put up for a lynch, you will visit everyone that is voting you and convince them to stop doing so, if possible.

    You have two henchman that you can command by responding Sending Henchman <1> to persuade <User> to vote for <Alias> to this role pm. That <user> will then be forced to vote for <alias> the next night on pain of assault.
     
    If you haven't been put up for the lynch that night, then you may Grovel to <alias>, persuading them to not shoot you if they were going to do so.
     
    You win when you are one of the last three people alive or eligible for victory

    Paperblade the Lynch Controller couldn't keep begging for his life any longer. #PoorSaul

    Lilliput Wrym finally got what was coming to them, poor thing.

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    Dear Faerie Knight/Lilliput Wrym, you are Fae, from Fire emblem. You are a little girl and one of the last surviving pure dragons after their war with humanity. Despite your looks you are actually over a hundred years old, giving Japan an excuse to fetishize you. Good job Japan, thanks for your tireless work at helping to create what is borderline child porn. Nowi be praised.
     
    Because of how cute you are, the strongest vote made against you each night will be nullified.
     
    Each night, you may Home-sit for <alias> while they are away. You will go home-sit for <alias> causing any actions taken at you to fail, but making it so that any actions that target <alias> will target you as well! because you are performing a favour for <alias> they will not hurt you in any way for visiting them, though they themselves may receive a benefit for you visiting them.

    You win when you are one of the last three people alive or eligible for victory.

    Faerie Knight the Loved Hider, could hide no more. #WaifuIsDead

    another exciting night filled with death and destruction, clearly. To add insult to injury on this lack of death, a new alias has appeared on the scene! It is the one and only Rasputin! Will his/her dick be big enough to lead them to victory? 

    ~It Is now Night 6, which will end 2 AM GMT 27/02/2017.~

    EiMM: SF Warriors - Game Over, congrats to Kinumi, Gaius and Sylveon

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    Posted · Edited by kirsche

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    ~End of Night Votals Because It Actually Mattered Here~

    Charlotte: honq, Random Player, Faerie Knight, Walrein

    Lilliput Wrym: Makaze, Elieson, Tuvy, Gaius, Zeonth

    Pisces: Jiac

    Hence there was a tie and so noone was lynched! You're supposed to kill each other not come to peaceful resolutions damnit.

    The first death of the night is Lucky who was pretty lucky to have made it this far honestly.

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    Dear Makaze/Lucky, you are Isaac Dian. You are a happy-go-lucky man with a happy-go-lucky sidekick with whom you travel the world with. After a string of robberies you are starting to feel bad for your crimes and have pledged to only do good. Thus you are here, to rob these no good mafiosos and make lots of friends in return.
     
    Every night, you may Go free <alias1> from their cursed fortune. You will relieve <alias1> from having any items and money, and in the process of doing so find a copy of their role pm. If this is successful, you may Go out drinking with <alias2> to celebrate. The user behind <alias2> will become so inebriated that they will be deemed unfit to vote the following night.
     
    The first time a user visits you, they will become so distracted by your antics that their action will fail. (This includes shots). Any future times they try to target you, however, will be successful as they will have mentally prepared themselves.

    You win when you are one of the last three people alive or eligible for victory.

    Makaze the Bringer of Happiness died. Rip.

    Shaneika was not nearly as lucky as the one before them.

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    Dear Bandido Banderas/Shaneika, you are Zorro. A masked vigilante who protects the innocent commoners from villainous officials, you are basically teh left's wet dream. You are a very skilled swordsman, and your disguise if so impossible to figure out that your identity as a nobleman remains in tact.
     
    Thanks to your foolproof disguise, any investigation on you will fail - you will not appear on any investigative reports and any investigation targetting you specifically will fail as if it were roleblocked.
     
    You are very proud of your abilities and so for every person that visits anyone that you shoot you will gain +1 vote strength the following night. If three or more people (aside from you) visit this target, you will get a bonus kill.
     
    To aid in this, once in the game you may put a bounty on <alias>'s head, publicly making it so that everyone that visits them that night will get +1 vote strength the following night. The night that you do this you will have to pretend to be a nobleman, however, so you will lose your investigation immunity and ability to shoot.

    You win when you are one of the last three people alive or eligible for victory.

    Bandidos Banderas the Fame Seeker died, his top tier role not enough to get them through to the end.

    Much like in the show, Seto Kaiba went out like a Buster:

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    Dear Elieson/Buster, you are Seto Kaiba. You are a master duelist surpassed by very few people, and don't you know it. Your long time rival, Yugi, frequently gets the better of you but that doesn't stop you from being smug and cocky all the time. You do not believe in superstitions or magic, and are stubborn to accept it even when clear evidence of it is presented to you.

    Annoyingly before this game began you felt the need to crush Yugi, so you only have 6 cards in your deck and no cards in hand. However, being the master duelist that you are, you have discovered that the cards that remain are in the following order, and once each night you may Use <card> on <alias> to activate it's effect:
     
    Sword of Soul: If <alias> dies from any cause, draw the next three cards in your deck.
     
    Trap Master: The first time <alias> targets you with their role, they will fail.
     
    Blade Knight: <alias> will not trigger the first reflexive effect it hits, though you will not discover when this effect comes into play.
    Lord of Illusion: First time <alias> targets you with a shot they will fail.
    Blue Eyes White dragon: If <alias> would die at any point, this card will be destroyed instead.
    Lord of D: Whomever Blue Eyes White Dragon is guarding will be safeguarded each night.
    Obelisk the Tormentor: <alias> has a vote strength of 4, is unlynchable, and gets a one use shot.
     
    You can only play one card per night and draw one at the start of each night, because screw the money, I like rules.
     
    You win when you are one of the last three people alive or eligible for victory.

    Elieson the Master Duelist found that children's card games can't stop mafia thugs. Who knew?

    Mr Potato Head followed Cabbage into the vegetable-named grave.

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    Dear A Random Player/Mr Potato Head, you are Agent 47 aka the Hitman. You are a cold, calculated killer, very adept at what you do, even though half the world wants you dead. You are a master of diguise and a very stealthy assassin, but unfrotunately you are the main protagonist of a game. This means that none of these abilities are used to the fullest and instead you often go in guns a blazing, with everyone on full alert and you dressed up as a clown wielding an axe. But you silently put up with it because you know that you are the best.

    Every other night you may Stalk <alias>, getting a full copy of their role pm and seeing everyone that they target the night you initiate it. If they do not target you with anything that night or the next, you will attack user and, if they died that night, be immune to kills. Otherwise, you will be vote blocked the following night (which will be the second night after you initiate the operation). <alias> will be told that they feel watched.

    You win when you are one of the last three people alive or eligible for victory

    A Random Player the Sneakman chose the wrong moment to blow thier cover (as usual if watching these let's players has taught me anything).

    The Otter learnt that there are far outclassed by these predators of the night.

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    Dear Tuvy/The Otter, you are Bord. You are a mighty axe wielder from the Archanea series. You fought under Marth in the war of shadows, and again in the war of heroes. You have a fierce rivalry with your counterpart Cord, who looks and acts very similar to yourself. Despite being a minor character in the games, you fight valiantly and loyally for Marth.
     
    Now that the war is over, you have become a woodcutter. Each night you may Cut down trees near <alias> (where <alias> is a living alias). You will cut a tree down which will "accidentally" fall into the road, causing any actions (either role or shots) that would target <alias> be delayed until the next night. You may do this to the same alias multiple times to keep delaying the same actions.

    You are very strong. Because of this, anyone that tries to stop you from shooting someone each night will fail.

    You win when you are one of the last three people alive or eligible for victory.

    Tuvy the Strongman Delayer couldn't delay his own death. Now THAT would have been a broken self-target.

    Additionally you all learn that Pisces is now dead, although no information about them seems to have survived! What a terrible night this has been. Or fantastic depending on your perspective.

    ~Night 5 has begun, and ends 2AM 26/02/2017 (just under 23 hours).~

    EiMM: SF Warriors - Game Over, congrats to Kinumi, Gaius and Sylveon

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    Posted · Edited by kirsche

    It's a sad day for memesters everywehere. Despite having a vote strength of 7, Particle Bomb was unable to stop their own lynch.

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    Dear Bluedoom/Particle Bomb, you are Unexpected John Cena. You are the meme of the century and definitely not overused. The catchy theme song of John Cena combined with the opening phrase "and his name is John Cena!" creates a highly comical tool to make jokes. That must be the most boring way of describing it ever. Let me try it again.

    Dear Bluedoom/Particle Bomb, you are JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAAAA DU DU DU DUUUUUUUUU. Each night you may tell:

    <Alias>: your time is up, my time is now! <Alias'> time is up and they will be informed as such, demotivating them to use their role. AND

    Everyone, your time is up, my time is now! Everyone that visits you will be told that their time is up and that your time is now.

    For every person that is told that their time if up, and that your time is now (getting old yet?), your vote strength is increased by 1 and they will be vote blocked. Your vote strength normally is 2 and you cannot be persuaded.

    You know that there is a wrestler in the game! If you target the wrestler with your ability before they target you with theirs you will get a buff. Like you, they will have a very obnoxious way of greeting everyone that visits them that will give them away.

    You have succeeded in telling Randy Savage their time is up and that your time is now. Thus you are immune to all actions that target you for two night, but everyone that does will still count as visiting you.

    You win when you are one of the last three people alive or eligible for victory.

    Magnificence Incarnate the Reflexive Meme has been lynched.

    Also on the chopping block apparently was Mr Plinkett

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    Dear Da Letter El/Plinkett, you are toto-africa. A very catchy song that is best described by just enjoying the experience:

      Reveal hidden contents
     
    Each night, you may sing It takes a lot to get me away from you, <alias> to shoot <alias>. However, unfortunately the people in this game are worth about 50 people each, so while it may take the strength of over a hundred men to stop you, it only takes two people to visit you in a night for this extra kill to fail.
     
    You win when you are one of the last three people alive or eligible for victory

    DLE the Shy Doubleshooter was killed, despite having a terrible, terrible role. I am sorry.

    L failed to stop kira once again it seems.

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    Dear Rssp/L, you are Russell Hantz, a famous survivor player. You are a clever, manipulative villain of a player. You weakened others in order to manipulate them easily, performing acts like throwing away precious food and water. You also cleverly utilised immunity idols to ensure not only your safety but also an advantage in diplomatic trades. Despite being widely considered the second best survivor player of all time, you have never won, instead losing to your close ally. You felt hard done by because of this and tried to buy the title from her, but she refused.
     
    You excel at manipulating the weak. Each night, you may attempt to manipulate <alias1> to shoot <alias2>. If <alias1> has no BPVs then they will be roleblocked and shoot <alias2> instead of their original target. Furthermore, they will be unable to shoot you for the rest of the game. If <alias1> has a BPV, then you will learn how many BPVs <alias1> has.

    You win when you are one of the last three people alive or eligible for victory.

    Rssp the Predator failed to win another survivor-esque game. 

    Cabbage really should've picked a nicer vegetable.

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    Dear j00/Cabbage, you are James Bond. The epitome of manliness. You kick butt as a cool spy, get any woman that you want and still find time for some exquisite alcohol. Add to that the fact that you're British and what else is there to say really? You're awesome, thanks for exisiting.

    Each night you may Take a visit to <alias>. If <alias> is a female character then they will shoot whomever you are voting for. If <alias> is a male character you will grapple with them for a bit, shotblocking the both of you. If they do not identify as either then your very binary wired brain will be very confused and you will do nothing. Kids these days and their gender identities grumble grumble.
     
    You have two friends: M and Q, and by friends I mean co-workers/your boss. M is a really cool lady with a lot of influence and organisational abilities. She may be getting too old for this shit, but she'll still clean up your messes, thus while she's alive anyone that you help kill will have their flip hidden from the public. This will only work until that alias is visited again at which point their info(role+alias) will be released. The user will be announced as dead, however. While that dumb nerd Q is alive, you will not be shotblocked when you grapple with a male character. They will survive the first shot taken against either of them (but not one shot each), but they need new aliases to properly blend in. Thus M has ordered you to come up with two aliases to fit them before game start.

    You win when you are one of the last three people alive or eligible for victory.

    j00 the Manliest wasn't Manly enough. Maybe it's time to let go of masculine and feminine conventions? Nah you'll be the same in the next movie I'm sure of it.

    Finally Heath aka Hulk Hogan was killed and with him, all hopes of Reinfleche winning. So sad.

    Night 4 Has begun, and finishes 2AM GMT 25/02/2017

    EiMM: SF Warriors - Game Over, congrats to Kinumi, Gaius and Sylveon

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    Posted · Edited by kirsche

    As night ends, you draw the noose around :AH:'s neck. This was met by a resounding "meh" by :AH: who has been lynched!

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    Dear SB./:AH:, you are Weiss Schnee from Rwby. You start off as a snobby, prideful woman, but you mature deeply as the seasons go on, becoming more sensitive to the plight of others and your responsibility as a teammate and as a Schnee, though the latter is hotly contested by your father.
     
    Each night, you may Use Glyphys to protect <alias>, whereby your use of time dilution and clever manipulation of Ice dust will protect <alias> from any and all special abilities affecting them. You won't be strong enough to stop people from attacking <alias> however, brute sctrength is not your speciality.

    In addition to this, you gain a one shot use of anyone's role that you help to kill via your night shot, if they have any.

    You win when you are one of the last three people alive or eligible for victory.

    SB the safeguard is no more.

    To add to this you receive a message on the same hologram projector that you did before:

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    Walrein is still alive and kicking, keeping him alive will only make him stronger. We should lynch him this phase.

    Interesting...

    After this, you find some dead bodies. The first is the mangled and stitched up body of Epoch:

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    Dear Blitz/Epoch, you are Urahara Kisuke, a former captain of the Gotei 13. A genius inventor and clever tactician, your intellect was acknowledged as the only one to surpass Aizen's. The inventions you make to prepare for battle made Juha Bach, leader of the quincy, acknowledge you as one of the 5 "special powers". Your biggest creation was the Hogyoku, which was so powerful you deemed it unsafe to keep around and sealed it away inside Rukia Kuchiki, but was stolen by Aizen and used in the way that you feared most.
     
    Each night, you may reconstruct a BPV for <alias> for two different aliases, one can be yourself. This cannot be used to give someone more BPVs than they started with nor can it be used to save someone from dying if they would do so without your aid.
     
    You win when you are one of the last three people alive or eligible for victory.

    Blitz the BPV Reconstructor has been killed.

    Thankfully (well, not for them), there were more bodies this time. One belonged to The Commanders who forgot to command everyone to let them win. Whoops.

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    Dear Prims/The Commanders, you are this picture:

    PICTURES DON'T WORK IN NEW SF

    You are a very cute cat, so cute in fact that noone can see your real intentions. Indeed, behind that smile is the mind of a criminal mastermind bent only on chaos and destruction. Each night you can Smile at the bus driver to mess with <alias1> and <alias2>. You will distract the resident bus driver at key moments, altering their route and causing people trying to visit <alias1> to visit <alias2> instead and vice versa. <alias1> may be yourself.
     
    You win when you are one of the last three people alive or eligible for victory.

    Prims the Bus Driver Manipulator couldn't smile his way out of an early grave.

    There is probably a Proverb to describe the story of this one.

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    Dear Reinfleche/Proverb, you are Randy Savage, aka the "Macho King". You were a pro wrestler for most of your life and a good one at that. Despite being very possessive of your lady manager and a villain in the ring you became very popular with the fans which led to you becoming a better person for their sake. This didn't stop you making grudges with anyone that looked at your amanager the wrong way, including Hulk Hogan, who was originally your partner under the same manager!

    Each night you may Flying Elbow Drop onto <alias> preventing them from taking any shots that night but causing them, much like your former partner did, to "hulk out" and make their role unstoppable. Everyone that visits you will hear you scream "Ohhh Yeahhhhh" and be imbued by the strength that it exudes, causing their vote strength to be increased by one.

    Speaking of which, your partner, Hulk Hogan, has forgiven you for your trespasses and has agreed to help you in this fight. At the start of the game you should name an alias for him. He starts with one BPV. If you die before him, you can still win so long as he survives to the final three.

    You know that another famous wrestler is represented in this battle and has an equally obnoxious way of announcing their prescence to everyone. If you target this person with your flying elbow drop before they target you, your role will be buffed.

    You win if you/Hulk Hogan are one of the last three people alive or eligible for victory.

    Reinfleche the Empowering Shotblocker has fallen. OHHH NOOOO.

    In addition to this, the MI6 building in the UK lies in ruins, and in them lies the corpses of qt3.14 and MY MOM who were Q and M from the James Bond franchise respectively. What could they have been doing in this game?

    N3 Has begun, and ends in just over 24 hours 23:59 23/02/2017. This may be extended if people wish

    EiMM: SF Warriors - Game Over, congrats to Kinumi, Gaius and Sylveon

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    A figure appears in a hologram to greet you all with a message:

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    We have an OP role in the game, belonging to Walrein/Pisces. He gets to know everyone who targets him and gains their role PM and alias upon them visiting him. On top of that, his passive ability automatically blocks all actions and kills on him, if more than 2 people targets him with any action/kill, making him very hard to kill during the night, meaning lynch is our best hope. Would very likely be the best possible lynch target for the day, unless someone is willing to claim a stronger role to remove.

    Afterwards, you get down to business. First of all, you string the noose around McCoy's neck, ignoring his pleas to be your friends. Once the lever was pulled and his life slipepd away, his role pm was read aloud:

    On 17/02/2017 at 9:54 PM, kirsche said:

    Dear Shubaka/McCoy, you are this image:

    *pukes*

    As this image is a represents the purest of friendship you may on each night, twice on night one, Make friends with <User>. You and <User> will be friends for the rest of the game. Friends cannot shoot each other, and if they vote for the same person both their vote strength increases by 1 (this can stack). If a friend dies however, the one who has survived will be roleblocked the following night.
     
    You win when you are one of the last three people alive or eligible for victory.

    Thus, Shubaka the FriendZoner died. The pidgeon still didn't care.

    Puppy laments being the only nightkilled player and the fact that people would actually shoot a Puppy! You monsters.

    On 17/02/2017 at 9:45 PM, kirsche said:
    Dear Acidphoenix/Puppy, you are Rick Sanchez. You are a journalist/sports analyst/Radio commentator who insulted Jon Stewart and got himself fired in the process. He forgot the golden rule: Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert and both immune to criticism on pain of public humiliation. They are a gift from the gods and a national treasure!
     
    Each night you may Make insulting comments about <alias> visiting <alias> to deliver this message personally, offending some minority group(s) in the process. As long as they are insulted, any votes <alias> makes towards you have +1 vote strength. Additionally, you may Apologise for previous remarks where you will apologise for any remarks you made about anyone before that night. Everyone that you had insulted up to that point will forgive you, and will be blocked from targetting you with anything and their votes against you nullified for that night and the following. Noone will fall for this twice however. If you do not apologise for any remarks you have made, you may insult an additional player.
     
    Additionally, but unrelated, you may Analyse <alias>'s night. You will discover what abilities were used against <alias> that night, but not which aliases targetted them.
     
    You win when you are one of the last three people alive or eligible for victory.

    What a sad day for acidphoenix the Controversial Commentator. Turns out making anti-semitic comments leads you to an early grave. Take care, Pewdiepie.

    With that, Night 2 has begun, and ends in just under 48 hours, 9:30pm GMT 22/02/2017. If you have not received a night result contact me ASAP. Have at it!

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