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Kinda yeah. Only without Wilson the volleyball. Glaceon Mage: A cartoon similar to My Little Pony, only with pokemon. The main character is a glaceon with magical powers.

A movie about an employee on a cargo ship who doesn't want to do anything his boss tells him to, so his boss, not having the best morals, throws him overboard. He then has to survive on a deserted island while going through character development until he's rescued by the coast guard who was just passing through.

Grab the sharpest knife I can find and cut it off, then go to the hospital and hope I live. You rescued a kitten and it keeps pooping all over the carpet despite being provided with a litter box.

Armagon is a video game/anime/manga franchise about battling robots and going on an adventure to become the Armagon Champion.

He got shot in the head so he wouldn't be a threat anymore. There are watermelons, so why not earthmelons, airmelons, and firemelons?

Space station. I could use the tech there. If the tech's not working, there would be food to keep me alive stored somewhere unlike in the cavern. I could survive there until I find my way out. WYR colonize the moon or Antarctica?

You ma'am have won the internet. And booze. Gotta be booze. And smokes. But I'm seconding Indigo here too.

Free video games and systems. WYR eat fish or chicken?

This speaks to me on so many levels.

Wolt? WYR wear camo pants with a blaze orange construction vest or a bathrobe and slippers all day?

Dcat: I cancelled. I have enough groceries.

Record it on a little flip phone and upload it to youtube and have people ask you if you recorded it with a potato. The proper way to set up an office prank is...

Made me laugh more than it should.

You got the right series! Crystal Bearers. The people who have magic are called crystal bearers and thus so is that entry in the series. Magic is pretty much gone otherwise. 5/10, would be more useful to me if I wrote things down on paper more often. A universal video game console that can play everything from every system. And do multiplayer.

Heat the potato peeler over a flame and singe the pasta with it. The proper way to eat pizza is...

Make a train out of cardboard boxes and sit in it and make train noises. The proper way to win at Smash is...

Keep doing the same thing over and over and you become better at it. It's kinda that way already. Why am I so amused at #SpyroToSnoop?

Act like Steve Irwin and say "crikey" all the time. He will unlock himself. The proper way to use an emulator is...

Untalented nice person. WYR go to a school with rampant drug use or rampant teen pregnancy?

Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza but I hate spaghetti so pineapple pizza. WYR act in a movie that does poorly at the box office or act in a movie that does good at the box office but is terrible and cringy in general (like Twilight)?

If rough dry skin on feet can be entertaining, then sure. Why is Nickleback such a hated band?

I would think so. Also the Romans invented indoor plumbing. Was there really ever a guy named Thomas Crapper and did he really invent the flush toilet?

It's supposed to be the last text you sent, not received. Dcat: Ok