Life

Also, do not put votes onto 13th just because he's an idiot. For the record.

I'm surprised you even hear it at all. He'll email a picture of his dick.

JB and I are both in the channel and we see you. I'm sending PMs to everyone asking for a claim on IRC. Don't post your role PM yet, just tell me the details of your role. The sooner we get organized, the better and we could even lynch some mafia today.

No, I just straight up didn't read the rules. I edited it out. Here's the gist of it to everyone. I am a good twin along with Haze. We have both of each other's role PMs as part of our role. We also have some other powers but I don't need to share those since it doesn't affect many of you. The inspector can either check me or Haze out tonight and then contact me or they can choose to trust me and send me the results of Cycle 1. Either way works but I'd prefer the second idea just to get a jump on the Mafias. In addition, the Doctor should sit on my ass at all times unless he is told otherwise. If I die because of your negligence, I will call you stupid in the postgame. That's pretty much is.

I'm on IRC right now and I'm not getting claims (still sorta waiting for Haze to confirm that I'm telling the truth). Guys, if you don't claim to me, there is a good possibility that you will be lynched. I'm being serious. Let's actually play well after the cesspool that was DN Mafia.

Editted out. Haze can back me up on this. I have also cut out anything regarding our powers. I want everyone to send me claims right away. In case you guys haven't noticed, the village keeps getting raped without proper leadership. I know that I'm Life and "nobody should trust me" but think about it. I'm publicly putting out my role PM. If the investigator wants to check me out this cycle, be my guest. If I turn out to be a liar, go ahead and lynch me. But if nobody steps up tomorrow and proves otherwise, then it's safe to say that I'm telling the truth. And if I'm telling the truth, I'm your best ally. So tl;dr. EVERYONE CLAIM, DOCTOR PROTECT ME FOR THIS CYCLE AND ALL FUTURE ONES UNLESS I SAY OTHERWISE.

More Stephen and I. And he did answer the returning question.

Basically, I forced mislynches until we (me and my little posse of Raymond, JB and Snike) controlled the vote. After that, I got busy (would have ended the game earlier too). Oh and JB, I killed you because you started giving me orders. Don't do that again.

Finally. Best: Obligatory tree in a skirt comment here. Worst: Sue's death quote.

Why do I have this mental image of you trying to spy in on Fox and Tang in the bathroom from your bedroom if you guys were neighbours?

Bananas says hi... well, she doesn't but she wishes that she can.

Thanks, I wish I came up with it (I didn't, I ripped it off of Survivor).

SOMEBODY CALL A WAHMBULANCE, ERL'S CRYING SINCE HIS LOVE LIKES ME MORE!

Don't remember making a topic like that... Hey Nightmare, do you remember a topic named that?

If I recall correctly, Tang never claimed not to be addicted to sex and any thoughts relating to it. She just claimed that Dio was "the pervert".

This is my last game here simply because Spoon is hosting it.

Would you like me to fellate you in return?

I think I got a warn once for linking to ED but doesn't Inui have a page dedicated to himself there? *checks* Sorta.

What hasn't he done? Shorter list.

I am 150 to 200% sure that this Phillip impostor needs a good slapping.

It's the hair.

I say me but who knows.

Not even. The crab hunt had me cracking up so hard. This season might not be great for actual gameplay but it's so damn funny.

If Phillip Sheppard was Japanese and spoke Engrish, you'd be him. But thank god he doesn't, he's better this way. PS: Phillip is the man in my avatar.

Time limit has been set back. As long as I know that you're still playing, you're good. New deadline to finish all matches is end of March.