(Real Name):
Gender: M, Age: 35, Hair: Short Blue, Weapon: Chains, Accs: Cat ears
Age is completely off. Also, cat ears? Really?
(First name only):
Gender: M, Age: 40, Hair: Short Orange, Weapon: Bazooka, Accs: Sneakers
Age even further off. Sounds awesome, though.
(Middle Name):
Gender: F, Age: 21, Hair: Short Brown, Weapon: Chainsaw, Accs: Eyepatch
Age is closer, but gender is wrong. Sounds like a badass.
MarioKirby:
Gender: M, Age: 22, Hair: Medium Gray, Weapon: Dolls, Accs: Boots
Probably the most accurate, except I hate boots.
Jamal (Nickname):
Gender: F, Age: 25, Hair: Long Red, Weapon: Shotgun, Accs: Ribbons
Don't really see Jamal as a female name.