SirBrickingtonCrushworthy

Low-three tier. You're getting farther away from what I like. Seth?

Implying that I wasn't joking

The sun isn't an option? You dare leave out the king of all planets? In that case Pluto because it's kinda like the estranged troll cousin in the Milky Way family; started a debate in the science community and doesn't afraid of anything.

*/k/ memes*

Probably not a fiend

6283

How did you know I was weak against Rita's charms!?!?!? *Ancient Catastrophe*

Might not be able to punch gods in the face.

THUNDER KICK THUNDER KICK THUNDER KICK THUNDER KICK THUNDER KICK THUNDER KICK

*Uses this money to buy drugs*

*Spain*

*Divides by zero*

The Kooks - Shine On

Lyre?

*Tommy Wiseau*

I claim the main female character from

*Instant Vasectomy with a well placed bullet to the genital organs*

*Rolled on by Gheb*

Ah well, has Nao from Mabinogi been taken yet? If she is, I'm going to kill whoever took her.

Sonic 3 Final Boss Theme ALL THE WAY!

It depends upon the conditions of the zapping. If I can be zapped in and become a badass character who survives, then I'd go with that. (BUT I MUST BE ALLOWED TO USE BOTH DARK MAGIC AND SWORDS, and be zapped into FE: Radiant Dawn. I just hope that I get to travel with Ike so I can get my hands on Mist...) If it must be any other way, then I'll zap Eirika out because I figure she'd be the easiest to get a date with. Just protect her and take a spear the chest in the process.

9001 / 10 Guile's theme goes with everything.

You get a black rose back... but you'll never know what it means... *Puts in a gallon of Rolling Rock beer*

If nobody has claimed her already, then I claim Rita from Tales of Vesperia. And Judith, while I'm at it.

Manfroy: "Being raped by dragons summoned by people many years younger than you really takes a ton out of you.' Hey L'Arachel, do I get a date with you if I go around helping you destroy evil for free?