Sergeant Avocado

Cromartie High School is pretty funny, and the dub is very well done as well.

Unfortunately not. Arrran has a base luck growth of 10, and that's it. He's slightly better off than in FE3, because there he had a 10% growth in everything beside luck, which was 0. Thanks to class growths, his overall growths are now slightly better. Not that it really makes a difference, though.

General!Etzel has the highest DEF growth in the game at 75, beating even Sedgar out by 5. The only units to see a significant drop in growth rates between the two games were Arran, who went from a base growth total of 130 to 10; Sedgar, who dropped from 435 to 280; and Wolf, who went from 445 to 285.

I thought that Anyway, relevant picture:

I'm around 5'9. My goal is to at least reach my uncle's height of 6'0 someday and crown myself the tallest (living) in the family. Eh, a man can dream.

Good on you, though I was planning to cast an epic resurrection on this topic in a few days. Anyway, here are some I just came up with: Tom loves playing golf. You might say it fits him to a tee. Can a shoe box? On a diet? Go to the paint store. You can get thinner there.

A doberman pincer is telling his puppy a bedtime story. The story goes "Once upon a Time. The End." The puppy says "Daddy, why such a short tale?" A small shrub clinging to the walls of the Grand Canyon is a Gorge Bush. Old golfers don't get mad - they just get a little teed off. I asked a factory worker, "Why do you have such a large peak on your cap?" He said, "That's my supervisor!"

I have an account I made there a while back, but I've never posted or contributed anything. Why do you ask?

From my experience, there's a good (say 27.4%) chance that this person just wants to prank call you. If you think that's the case, then just give them the number of someone powerful (say, your local principal, senator, or shady uncle) and wait for the ensuing lulz.

Glad to be of service! Here's some birthday-related humor: My birth certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals! Why did the birthday girl bring toilet paper to her party? What do you say to a boomerang on its birthday?

I'm in all Honors classes and AP history, because there's no Honors history in my school from 10th grade on for whatever reason. I'm also in what I guess you could consider AP math. My school's filled with a lot of intelligent people, though. One of my friends had a 97.6% NGA last year, which would've been much higher had he not earned a C+ in phys ed. There are people with 4.2 GPAs and crazy stuff like that, too. I'm not too shabby myself, but wow.

So, I just missed my flight. In order to commemorate this momentous occasion, I've decided to steal tell some airplane anecdotes. Occasionally, airline flight attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: "As we prepare for takeoff, please make sure your tray tables and seat backs are fully upright in their most uncomfortable position." "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 6 ways out of this airplane..." "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation, and in the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments." "We do feature a smoking section on this flight; if you must smoke, contact a member of the flight crew and we will escort you to the wing of the airplane." "Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking in the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately." "Running in the aisles is also prohibited. Anyone who does so will be forced to work here in our place."

I feel sound after my ear operation. An author did all his writing from a study beneath his house. It was a very cryptic book, but it was at a bargain-basement price, so he ended up with a best cellar. People who talk about false gods are engaged in idol gossip.

It was partially a reference to the Machtroids in Super Metroid.

Quite a punning observation. What did the angry man say about an adage he didn't agree with? I abhor this aphorism!

Correct. I was referring to a golem in the literal sense, ie a giant clay monster. :D

Which ones don't you get?

Throughout my many years of browsing and being disgusted by the internet, I have discovered many things. Namely, there are jokes that are so bad, they're good. Kind of like Plan 9, or really any of Ed Wood's movies. Try to put at least one joke (or at least something funny) in your post. Without any further ado, I'll start us off. What do you call a mechanical Metroid? How do you kill a circus act? Why did Noah build the ark? What did the golem say to the man who was about to die? Eating plenty of fruit can help you live to a ripe old age! Rocky's a pretty smart guy. He always comes up with the most igneous plans! Those who forget the pasta are doomed to re-heat it. That's all I can think of for now.

Normal mode is okay, but Lunatic is ridiculous so far (I'm only on Chapter 1, though.) I voted for the My Unit option because Knight actually helps a lot in the prologue. He can currently take a hit from the 29 Atk Barbarians as a Knight and ORKO them as a Merc.

Ah, AOL. I'm sure I still have thousands of AOL discs in my house somewhere. One of these days I'm going to build a sculpture using nothing but CDs.

Actually, like Sync the Tempest pointed out, I did mean in other matches, sorry if my wording wasn't clear. I don't have any problems with that particular call, but USA v. Slovenia, England v. Germany, and Argentina v. Mexico had some poor calls.

He's the Sniper on the upper left ballistae. He usually attempts to kill the Laguz reinforcements in that little upper left area singlehandedly and sometimes even succeeds, though for me he usually only kills one before dying in a blaze of glory. He's a pretty cool guy.

You could try Chrono Trigger, The World Ends With You, Luminous Arc, Glory of Heracles, or the Crystal Chronicles sub-series (if you haven't already played them) if you want a decent RPG.

It seems this cup is just full of crappy calls. I hope at least Germany/Argentina goes smoothly, that's going to be a great match.