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Nah, 4chan moved on from kek for a while now. Probably reddit, since they spend their time stealing from 4chan and re-using their memes untile they mean nothing. Like cuck, and bronies.

Pokken is the best Pokemon game I've ever played. I will never be able to look at those boring turn-based rpgs menus the same way knowing how much better actually performing those moves is.

Majora's Mask used midi music. Midi is godlike

Banned for cliched username

Maybe.. hard to starboard... ? Man the cannons... and on my command... if you feel like it....I guess... you can fire? Fire.

That's longer than the communist manifesto, holy shit.

So like... baby dinosaurs? Because otherwise you're barely gonna see the rider when it gets scaled down. The Brontosaurus in pàrticular is kinda huge.

Never seen one either. Dammit third world ;-;

I don't agree with you there, because the smash scene has a pretty convincing reason, and it is money. The 2 games almost never overlap its players and over 2k-3k people go to evo just for Smash, so the TOs will never let that income go away. Last year Melee was the most watched event on stream during EVO, which is pretty insane. It's all about that sweet sweet revenue that Mr Wizard will always be looking for. On the fans topic, I guess you're right? Though in my experience all FGC fans can be rude, I've been to Killer Instinct tourneys and unfortunately there are assholes in every community :/

Why are you so good O.O

People have the tendency to feel personally attacked when something they are invested in, is diminished by others. In a world of anonimity like the internet, that makes the average person much more suceptible to this kind of behaviour.

Led bullets can't melt gorilla skin

This reeks to low self-steem and loss of dignity.

Did you just got.... Triggered???

Sure why not. /in

If people read stuff, I wouldn't have to do this. 1) I said the franchise is bad because it was SOLD on being really fast. The character's name is Sonic, in many opportunities is shown to go at lightspeed on cutscenes and various media, and the advertisment (regardless of the year) was always promising F-Zero level of speed. And that was just not true. But because it's Sonic, most people give it a pass, even when it's borderline false advertising. 2)Questionable, yes. hence an unpopular opinion. 3) The level design on 2D games is almost always punishing for gaining speed. You can't almost never react to what's coming, so the "skill" becomes basically level memorization. 1a) To refute that, speedruns of The Elder Scrolls Arena (withouth Glitches) are really fast too. 2b) I said "rarely" regarding the premis of speed, not the game being good. 3c) True. Still strange it's Sonic the one that gets discused. The classic games are built around slow paced platforming. You can only go fast if you memorized the level, not on your first, second or third try. Not intuitively For a series marketined on speed, it sure fails to deliver. This takes me to the next point to adress. Misleading marketing/false advertisment should be held against the game as much as gameplay. People are buying that under a fake promise, which is ridiculous. People go to Dark Souls expecting it to be hard, because that was advertised, "Prepare to Die", they said. Now imagine if Dark Sould were still Dark Sould, same enemies, same lore, but with zero difficulty. It would terrible. I was sold difficulty, and I got none. The game is bad.

Candy Corn is best corn

Notice 3 things here? 1) 2 of those are speed runs. There are speedruns of absolutely everything, doesn't mean the game is inheretly built around speed. 2) In the other 2, you're showing strict stages of certain parts of certain games. Notice how I said "rarely", not never. 3) Getting out of your way to attack an unpopular opinion on an unpopular opinion thread. WIth witty line at the end and everything! Now, why you felt compelled to try and "destroy my argument" instead of doing what everybody else does (that is, when disagreeing with something in this thread staying silent or saying in a non agressive manner "I disagree") is a mistery to me. I'm extremely sorry if my unpopular opinion offended you in any way

Sonic was never good. It's a franchise sold on "speed" that rarely delivers it. ANd when it does, it feels like it's on autopilot

"Look like female" Yo, check your gender stereotypes. Evees are not humans. like... wow

I mean, look at that sexy, beautiful eyebrowless face

No, I really mean it, you know? It's not like this whole thread is about people playing stupid

FYI "they" is plural. Are you implying his/her/its choices make him/her/it divided like a disease? Wow