Charpig

A male lion, at least it couldn't bear hug me back. Would you rather live on the continent of Magvel or the continent of Archanea?

Sorry man, even Far from the Forest can't help you beat the Mom card. Okay, granted, but then your mom starts to severely limit your time with Tinny. I wish that there was an Action Replay for the Wii so I didn't have to use powersaves or homebrew channel.

Sanaki: Tell Soul that in Begnion, the legal age is 18. What an absolutely infuriating man! Aran, if I reclassed you to a Lance Armor how would you take it?

You get a lyre (it's an actual musical instrument). *Inserts a GCN Memory Card containing Path of Radiance data*

Be rich, I think things would be more secure that way. Would you rather live in the world of Skies of Arcadia or Baten Kaitos?

You get hit by Eclipse, which cuts your HP in half. *Inserts a copy of Golden Sun: Dark Dawn*

Granted, but Aless gets to cuddle with her rather than you. I wish that the Fire Emblem anime had gone to completion rather than only having two episodes.

Radney: Okay, I'll help you. But first, I want you to set me up on a date with Shanan. Ike, surely you battled against Samus Aran in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Did you think she was a formidable woman?

Google. Would you rather live in a war-torn world with your true love, or live in a very peaceful world with a woman that you despise?

Zak is confused! He hurt himself in his confusion! Zak fainted! *Inserts a dead Magikarp*

Tinny: Aless got drunk and slept with Nanna, and Nanna is pregnant. Leaf is furious since he knows he isn't the father, but he doesn't know that it's Aless. Aless told me, and he also told me that he would kill me with the Mistolteen if I told anyone.....Don't tell Aless that you know this. Ike, aren't you glad that Tellius isn't messed up like Jugdral?

Granted, but then Est comes and steals you. Then, she dumps you like she did to Abel. I wish that there would be a sequel to Skies of Arcadia.

Tinny: Zak, I'm sorry, but.....Aless will kill me if I say anymore. FE4 Ballisticians, what do you guys do for fun since you have 0 move? It's not like you can go for drinks or anything......

You get a shiny Magikarp which passes the legit checker 100% despite the fact that you had to insert Azelf to get it. *inserts the girl from Pokemon that goes "Magikarp Magikarp Magikarp"*

FE6 and 7, because I haven't yet played 6. Would you rather live for 100 years and have everyone hate you or live for only 30 years but have everyone remember you as a hero?

You get a V12 Vanquish, but it's just a normal one, not the one that James Bond uses. *Inserts a pegasus*

Hawk: Sure, I'll watch him like a hawk. That's why they call me Hawk! Aless: Who's there? Hawk: Uh-oh! *runs off* To any queen character, have you ever thought about letting your people eat cake?

The first option, I'm already going through a terribly tough study right now. Let's hope I get rich..... Would you rather have Seisen no Keifu or Thracia 776 localized (and the other one NEVER gets localized, and people who try to pirate the non-localized one get arrested)?

Granted, but it doesn't get translated. It's still in Japanese. (Won't be a corrupted wish for quite a few people on this site, but oh well) But they also take out Lunatic Mode. (NOW it's corrupted!) I wish that there were Battle Saves in Radiant Dawn Hard Mode.

Tinny: It's actually a C. Tinny named Teeny. That's why the name in the photo is Teeny and not Tinny. So, you have nothing to worry about. Fire, Wind, and Thunder Spirits, how come you don't have any battle animations?

Granted, it is a Bronze Sword with one use remaining. I wish Shadow Dragon recruitables got hard mode bonuses like in Blazing Sword and Sword of Seals.

Granted, but to get it you have to trade it, and the person refuses to give it back to you. I wish that Arc Rise Fantasia didn't decrease EXP gain for high level characters.

You get the skill Tear. *Inserts a bunny girl*

Tinny: I don't like it at all. I don't trust Sety for a minute. Brom, would you approve of Meg marrying Zihark?

If I've got the girls, who cares how I look? Would you rather have a mature themed Pokemon game or a mature themed Mario game?