Blame Sirius for giving me that title. His power abuse knows no limit, as he is trigger-happy and lawfully power-hungry. Truly, a cruel bastard. Everything with him really is serious business, so you better not mess around when he's around...or even when he's not, for Sirius is always watching you, and he will return to the past to watch you more, even if you have hidden your tracks and destroyed your evidence. If that isn't enough, he has agents all over the board looking out for troublemakers for him, or anyone who threatens his position of power.
Do not approach Sirius, for you only invite death and despair upon yourself.