Nightmare

That's not even one quarter of a text wall. You need to brush up on that vocabulary.

Though considering that verse, my warn bar suggests otherwise. But still.

No man, I BREAK THE RULES TAKE THE HEAT YOU'RE NOBODY'S FOOL YOU'RE AT YOUR BEST WHEN THE GOING GETS ROUGH YOU'VE BEEN PUT TO THE TEST BUT IT'S NEVER ENOUGH YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH YOU'VE GOT THE POWER WHEN ALL HELL'S BREAKING LOOSE YOU'LL BE RIDING THE EYE OF THE STORM YOU'VE GOT THE HEART YOU'VE GOT THE MOTION YOU KNOW HOW WHEN THINGS GET TOO TOUGH YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH

Yes, everything I say is an insult to you. My whole existence is, actually.

I think Justice For All takes the cake for me. Uninteresting cases, some boring designs/characters, uninspired music (for the most part), cheap wins (Phoenix pressures the true criminal into submission for almost every case through mostly conjecture instead of, say, definitive evidence or powerful bluffs [like what he did in case 4 of the first game] ) and the magatama sequences were too dragged out. Of course, I can say the same for Trials and Tribulations (the magatama part) but at least that game had some really great things to make up for it. Though case 4 was pretty great (what with having a reformed Edgeworth returning in full glory and being a decent case overall) and all in all, it wasn't a bad game, just a very poor sequel to the mind blowing first game.

I think I like Spike a lot now.

No worries, I'm just teasing you.

Knight on the Town. Atari game where you play as a knight with a springy erection and have to build a bridge to cross over the moat and reach the princess so you can have sexual intercourse. There are a dozen more games like this but this is the only one I played. Looking at the name at first, I thought it was an adventure game. I kind of wtf'd when I actually ran the game. I don't know if I'd call it the worst game I've ever played, since there have been others like THE GUY GAME, LEISURE SUIT LARRY: MAGNA CUM LAUD (or whatever), SONIC SPINBALL, etc. Oh and about every Street Fighter game.

oh no not those terrible bands again

Actually there is.

It does.

lol(icon). You look waaaay different from that other picture of yours.

It is the best.

Holy fuck WHAT?!!?! IT IS NOT NORSE! It's Arabic! It means "ally," "supporter," "comrade," or basically, "one who helps." Person above me got it right but still.

When it's too hot and I don't have air conditioning, I take off my shirt. Obviously you're a girl and can't do that but I still felt like sharing that.

Trying too hard, pal. I'm not mad at all, if you think I am, that's your problem. Anyway, your latest post is also full of straw man. I countered all your arguments legitimately and yet you insist on these terrible arguments, and now you blame me for not comprehending your posts (seriously if I can't comprehend posts like yours I shouldn't be existing) to make your own arguments seem right. Oh well. C'est la vie.

Don't jinx her.

I'm not upset at all but holy hell all you have about my "insulting demographic" thing is a straw man argument. You can't really prove it otherwise, can you? Because I testified a billion times that I meant the demographic of Touhou and Touhou alone, yet you insist that saying that about the demographic of Touhou automatically means I also say it about the demographic of the whole genres that the Touhou games are in. Are you actually serious with these arguments or are you just trolling me?

Yep, that kind of stuff.

Where is my saviour Kenshiro I need him to boost my self-esteem with his wonderful taste in rock

No, it's not the same thing. Touhou consists of overpowered lolis while most fighters are about burly/stylish martial artists and most SHMUPs are about spaceships shooting other spaceships. And that is why I said that about the demographic of Touhou. Jesus Christ, how anyone can ever think that I'm talking about those two genres and not just Touhou itself is beyond me. Just to make sure, fighters and SHMUPs are two of my favourite genres. King of Fighters, Mortal Kombat, Gradius, DoDonPachi. Hell, I'm even in the process of creating a SHMUP. EDIT: A bit more food for the mind: There are people out there who consider Final Fantasy gay/emo but then love Dragon Quest. So suddenly these people are defiling the whole RPG genre while...they themselves like a RPG series? Seriously man.