Nightmare

no u

Well, I don't know about Soul Edge but... *Looks at Matt* Your brother's soul is mine! *Steals TLS' soul*

Well, yes. But Raven thought I wasn't capable of love, so I told him that I am indeed capable.

And...that's a secret?

Only for myself, love, only for myself...

*Kicks Matt in the kidneys and proceeds to brutally beat him up and then cut his pepper-spray using hand using a meat cleaver* DON'T YOU EVER ASSAULT A MARVELLOUS CHEF LIKE MYSELF AGAIN!

No, he's not around under a different name. He's gone, FOREVER! Actually, I swear I saw him a week or two ago on the chat.

Well, not really. I'm just surprised. The other time, the record was broken by an arguably small amount. This time, it's a sort of big difference. Stuff like that makes me surprised.

You were making such a huge deal when we broke the record of most members on. Parties, happiness, all that, and yet: You missed this?!

Lol, what a bump!

Awesome. I'll "interrogate" you for the other part later...

That list sucks, sucks, sucks aaaaand SUCKS. Regardless, welcome!

A special dish has been added! Blazing Sword Poisonous Mutton! Do you ever wonder...what happened to Dorcas? WE happened to Dorcas, of course! Don't listen to that liar, we catered their food! Blazing Sword Poisonous Mutton: It fells even the strongest of Warriors!

Disregarding Faiya's grave injury, I will be adding a new dish! Red Hot Worm Enchilada! Special thanks to Bianchi for reminding me.

Oh, right. Regardless, this inspired me to add a new dish to the Serenes Forest Eatery!

I can't smell it. The irony, I mean. plz ecksplein

...Did I just use "one time" up there? And the explorer guy said that the worms were delicious. I think he said they tasted like shrimp, but he didn't like the hot sauce. *Shakes head*

I always wanted to try worms. One time I saw this explorer guy on TV who went to Mexico and he met this man who lived with his wife in a hut near a forest/jungle/whatever. Then this man took the explorer guy and kicked over a cactus. There were a bunch of red worms under that cactus. He took like, two handfuls home and his wife fried them. Then they wrapped them in bread and ate them with hot sauce. It was...appetizing...

Who am I? What am I here for? I dunno myself, can you tell me?

Yes I am, and I never plan on losing it.

I'll be boring and say I imagine you as your avatar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG5NhkxQJQc

NEVER *Injures Faiya*

Guys, don't be surprised if you drop dead while playing FE7. Lyn may have put poison in your mutton.

I'm the best chef in the world. Hire me or die.