While eating at Tau Tau's with MS, we somehow got on the topic of "Worst Songs You've Ever Heard." His was "Hey Baby" and thought it was the worst song in existence. I told him about a song titled and I quote "I want to f*** you in the ass." Unfortunately, we think one of the waitresses heard me say that...yeah...awkward. What about you guys? What's the worst thing you've ever heard in a restaurant?