Jack of the Dead

wow joe, that kinda completely depressing... I mean, he's only grounded, why would he want to end it?

Is that what you were getting at?

Oh, I am. that's just the day I will be able to change it to something else. (2 months will be over that day and this will be my second change.)

it's a toss up between keeper of the bro and keeper of YOUR SOUL edit: I'll probably change it on oct 1st anyway.

Brink of Delusion

I call this one?

no you're not

The quality of having experience, knowledge, and good judgment; the quality of being wise The soundness of an action or decision with regard to the application of such experience, knowledge, and good judgment- some questioned the wisdom of building the dam so close to an active volcano [*]The body of knowledge and principles that develops within a specified society or period - the traditional farming wisdom of India They all seem to have something to do with having intelligence first. your corruption fails. anyway... granted but it was built on a fault line and split in half. I wish for a bottle of water.

you were supposed to use an axe. geez. AXE OF THE ZUCCHINI

better yet, the station of anus genitalia town.

after you finished your work... SLEEP Edit: also, what the hell did you do to get grounded for three weeks?

prime example of someone who lurked for far too long then decided to make an entrance.

makes me sound like a slave driver.

BLADE OF LIGHT (that thing he does in the first 13 seconds. aka rune saber)

BLADE OF BANANAS!

*orange exploding grenade* what about my fruit?

BANKAI

I'm in college, so I don't live at home. your corruption fails. granted, but the power went out and you have no alternate form of electricity. I wish for wisdom.

but I would still make dragon blood so... granted, but you get a hug so big that you suffocate. I wish classes were cancelled for the week.

explosive diarrhea with a blocked anal passageway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taJtCbb90aM&feature=feedrec_grec_index

spoken like a boss.

granted, but now your significant other has ten times the fetishes you had. I wish I had dragon blood.

true story.