Jack of the Dead

I think this is terrible, but I'm posting it anyway. Lyn, Hector, and Eliwood are in a bar. the three lords are sitting around shooting the bull until a large drunk wanders over next to them. He immediately sets his eyes on lyn. he sits down next to them. lyn at firsts ignores him. but she eventually noticed the man staring at her. after about 20 minutes she had finally had enough of the man and his smell. as soon as she turned to tell him off, he was in her face with his tongue stuck out. the big smelly tongue hit her in the face. shew drew back disgusted and proceeded to kick the man in the face multiple times until he was completely knocked out. the bar tender looked at her and said, "you better get him out of here before I kick you out for starting such a fuss!" Lyn looked at hector and eliwood for help but the had disappeared during the ruckus. she sighed, picked up the man and carried him out of the bar. eliwood and Hector slowly crept out of the corner they were hiding behind. Hector commented "I never knew she could hold her licker so well."

granted. it screws you instead. I wish for a molecule EDIT: wow. 24 hours without a response. seems like some sort of record. EDIT 2: wow. just let me kill this thread for good why doncha? EDIT 3: OMG JUST CORRUPT THE STUPID WISH

I sit on you!

granted but you are unable to stop running. You run until you die. I wish for a key to my prison cell!

*your mother walks in on you during your "happy time"*

granted, but you are also cursed with the "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm" noise so everyone runs because they can't stand the sound, leaving you with no social interaction. I wish for cherries!

Did the badges get shuffled? CUZ IF THEY DID... I got jipped.

used jackdeathkeeper JADE TAKE PECK HER JACK AH DETER PEEK JACK HARK PEED TEE RACK HEAD PEEK JET etc

Granted, but he mistakes you for a tree. I wish my dog would fly!

*Ike's dicksword smashes you*

KND was interesting... then it was crap.

granted, but some one steals it and replaces it with an insane amount of dweeb. I wish for a sword.

I slap you with a monkey.

Female avatars first.

*Forces you to play aquaman the video game all the way through*

GREEN BEANS!!!

eat it.

no. it's Salamence. you fell for the obvious my friend. pikachu

You find that your father was a Panda

Good. I wasn't going to do keeper of the bro anyway. Keeper of YOUR SOUL it is.

watching your mother as she gets in the shower Naruto Shippuden

none of them scream really... but when you hear the guy in the back going "damn" on the throat stab, "DAMN" when you kick him into the gate, and "DAAAAAAYYYUUUMMMNN" when he falls from the other gate and hangs there torched... it changes your view of the move. oh yeah. uh. Donkey Kong falls on your face.

this is now a poll. keeper of the bro? keeper of YOUR SOUL?

Scorpion's Nether Gate finisher

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