3 friends are in therapy for their addictions. One is an alcoholic, one is a chain smoker, and the other is a sex addict.
The doctor comes out and shakes his head. he says to the Alcoholic, "Your body cannot withstand anymore alcohol. If you take another drink you will die."
He goes to the smoker, "If you smoke another cigarette, even half a cigarette, you will die."
He finally goes to the sex addict. "any type of sex and you die.
So the three guys leave and while they are walking to their car, they pass a bar. The alcoholic looks at the bar and says. "guys, I can't take it. It's been a good life, But i need a drink. I'm sorry guys. It's been nice knowing you." He goes in, takes his drink, and dies.
They guys decide to just go home then. What else could they do?
As they stopped at a light, the chain smoker looks out the passenger window and sees a man smoking. He throws out half his cigarette on the ground next to their car. The smoker says, "Dude, I can't take it. I gotta have this last smoke."
"Dude! Don't do it! The doctor said that if you even had a half a cigarette, you would die!"
"I can help it. I got to have it."
The sex addict turned and looked him in the eye. "If you bend over and pick up that cigarette, we both die."