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I would imagine you’re talking about Lyon from Sacred Stones? Granted, but his marriage with Eirika after the game is abusive. Also, he pays an assasin to secretly kill Ephriam because he is jealous of the twincest. I wish someone made a short fanfic (with lots of pictures) showing the day/night the twincest finally began.

Granted, but they make an adult male manateke that is clearly homosexual. No fans like that character, even if that character is useful. I wish Guy accomplishes his dreams of becoming a great sword master.

Armor. Would you rather kiss Nino in this world and be considered a creepy pedophile by everyone you know, or be forced to take Serra on a very long date?

Probably none if Ganon is trying to get in in his giant blue pig form. Is anyone else a big fan of the hug scene in Majora’s Mask? I wish an attractive woman would have done that for me as a kid.

111: since I’m a little curious to see who would win, order Karel and Karla to have a duel to the death. Karla gets to pick any sword she wants, but Karel has to use a wooden sword. 112: since I consider her hair style silly and want her to change it, order everyone in the army to pick on Lyn by pulling the back of her ponytail. 113: order Matthew to tear up that oath paper he forced Guy to sign. Guy did turn coat for him after all.

Granted, but the mine glitch doesn’t work anymore. I wish their was a short fanfic (with lots of drawings) of Pent getting very drunk one day and beating up Erk for no reason.

Neither; I’d try to keep either of them for a pet. This one is only for girls; would you train a pet dog or cat to lick you inappropriately, assuming you can always get away with it?

??? Assuming you use good and plenty of dressing, I don’t think salads are bad at all. Do you think as it becomes more and more accepted, IS will decide to put a playable transgender character in Fire Emblem?

I don’t think it’s sexist at all. It’s far more common these days than it was when I was growing up, but still. Besides, would you risk buying a little girl an expensive video game system if you didn’t already know if she liked games? Id choose the pedophile; crackheads steal. WYR have to spend one year in prison with the worst offenders, on the condition that you get a million dollars when you get out, or get to take a pic with your favorite celebrity?

1: I didn’t know: I figured video games were more of a guy thing. 2: I meant porn; just nudity, no sex. 3: in regards to the horny 8 year olds is that they’re constantly trying to wrestle you to see your panties, or even strip you. And since there’s, say, 4 of them, they will easily overpower you. 4: in case you didn’t know, Justin Beiber is a transsexual. I’m not trolling. 5: I’d prefer to look like him, since there’s plenty of women out there that don’t know that about him. WYR have to spend three days in Hell, then 1 year in Heaven repeatedly for the rest of eternity, or get to make out with your favorite celebrity for an hour?

Housework for a crabby old man. I don’t know if there are any girls on this site, but this only applies to them. WYR baby sit a group of horny 8 year olds for a slight amount of money (just enough to pay the bills), or be a nude model that gets paid much better money (note: all of your friends and family know you’re a nude model). If there are no girls on this site, someone else come up with something.

Granted, but then you don’t get a free silver weopon. Why would you want that? I wish the paired ending between Lyn and Florina was changed and revealed that they instead got married.

Lol, that was hilarious :) In regards to a baby kangaroo, no I don’t have one, but I want one now. Do you think Vaida’s a lesbian? I think so.

69 Do you think any of the seemingly happy marriages that take place after a FE game become very abusive relationships?

Granted, but that lord’s skill is so pathetically low that he/she never hits anything. I wish the final boss of the next FE game was the Devil himself and he had an instant kill attack where he grabs a character and eats him/her alive.

Japanese blowfish, though I’d considering throwing it up afterwards. WYR have to be L’Arachel’s slave (not sex slave, just a regular one), or be forced to watch a gay porno vid with Lucius?

Screwed up the world. WYR be in the middle of having sex with Neimi and have a very angry Colm walk in on you guys, or would you rather be forced to take Serra out on three very long dates?

No, is it the name of a police dog? Do you think IS will one day make a playable FE character that is completely asexual?

Granted, but somehow, someway, Nino is your lord and exceptionally difficult to level up. I wish someone would make a fanfic (with lots of drawings) of Nino and Rebecca getting into a violent physical altercation (with no weopons or magic allowed).

Granted, but they parallel it between the Jews and the Nazis. The fan backlash is intense. Because Nino always wants to do her best (I love that line), she gets to star in her own cute, action side scrolling adventure game.

105: if a female member of the army is somehow caught with too much leg, armpit, or pubic hair, punish her by making her shave/wax naked in front of everyone. 106: go ahead and give every Brave bow to Rath. I’m a really big fan of doing that. 107: if Rebecca fucks up and misses her shot in combat, punish her by letting a male slap her ass.

96: if Serra risks her life to heal someone in combat one day, go ahead and reward her by getting a child slave to be her vassal for a day. 97: because Matthew really really hates Jaffar, allow him to get into a fist fight with Jaffar once. 98: if Nino doesn’t do her best one day, punish her by having Matthew or Legualt steal all her underwear. Sain will like that. 99: if Guy does something that deserves to be punished one day, make him get on a horse and have an archery contest between him and Rath. The results will be laughable. 100: since I consider it a very nice gesture of Rath’s to just give Lyn 5000 gold, go ahead and pay him back double after the game.

88: because Nino always wants to do her best, if she (somehow) does good in combat one day, give her a special reward where she gets to pick any boy/man in the army and have him wrestle with her/tickle her the way some brothers and sisters do. 89: because we can’t really tell how good of a body Ninian has, order her to wear something more revealing. 90: if Sain ever does anything extraordinarily fucked up, punish him by cutting off his testicles. 91: to encourage Florina to toughen up a little bit, make her dance around in lingerie in front of the men. She’ll be very shy doing that at first, but when she sees that the guys like that, maybe it will boost her confidence a little. 92: go ahead and ask Nils if him and Ninian are incestual. I really want to know. 93: this might compromise him offensively, but until Guy gets better HP and Def, make him wear armor. 94: as a special reward for Rebecca if she does good in combat one day, order her to have an archery contest with Louise. The reward comes from having Louise throw the contest. Louise is so nice, she might do it.

100 ant size men. Would you rather humiliate Nino by grabbing her and giving her her first kiss against her will, or kiss the ass of whichever FE girl of your choosing?

7/10 This is a very mean joke to tell, especially to a high school girl. Why do whores wear hoop earrings? So they have somewhere to put their feat.